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My apologies that I fell off the face of the planet! I did not mean to at all. Life got in the way with various things (as in moving from one city to another, and getting schools and doctors and everything else sorted out!)

I'm hoping I'll get more up shortly, or I may not, depends on just how busy I do end up getting in the next few months.

Dumbledore looked around the staff room at Hogwarts Witchcraft and wizardry. He had never seen so many teachers entranced in muggle appliances before. Severus sat there with a small hand held thing, smirking at it in a most un-Severus like manner. Professors Flitwick and Sprout were also huddled over a bigger version of a, what was it called again? Dumbledore thought, nodding to himself when he remembered they were called computers, or so Hermione Granger had told him. He wondered if it was a good idea to let people have muggle technology in such an environment, then realised that the bright witch had enchanted them to work even with the large amount of magic that flowed and ebbed in the old castle.

He had also talked to Arthur Weasley, even getting the eder Weasley to agree with him that it was best for the teachers to be up to date with the amount that the muggle world was changing around them. They could even go out and mingle with the muggles of the word without bringing on suspicion with the way the dressed now, keeping up to date with the various websites they could access. Dumbledore had even heard that even Voldemort had a computer, as well as many of the death eaters did and used suck a thing called Facebook to keep in touch with each other.

Dumbledore looked around the room again before looking at his own computer, bringing up Facebook just to see what was going on in the world that day.

Harry Potter

Whoever tampered with my mail and sent me penis enlargers and viagra. Not funny. Trying to explain THAT to my aunt and uncle was not pleasant.

Dean Thomas, Sirius Black and 15 others like this.

Draco Malfoy Harry, you really are starting to worry me...

Severus Snape Stop having your wishlist public and change your address then?

Gred Weasley Seeing your reaction brings warmth to our hearts though, Harrykins!

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Neville Longbottom

Gran wants me to get a girlfriend and give her grandbabies. I can't even take care of myself yet!

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Lord Voldemort

I hope Potter liked his toys I sent him. I do hope that one day he will notice little old me.

Bellatrix LeStrange What about me? I notice you!

Lord Voldemort You are creepy Bellatrix. And you belong in a cage in the cellar.

Bellatrix LeStrange But I LOVE you!

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Buckbeak Hippogriff

SQUARK SQUARKY SQUARK SQUARK SQUARK.

Rae Saniro Has no one let out for a flight in months Buckbeak?

Harry Potter I haven't I have been trying to fend off many "adult" parcels from going to my aunt and uncles!

Hermione Granger I did it last week, so it is not me again!

Sirius Black Okay them, I'll do it again.

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Dobby House-Elf

Dobby hs Mr Harry Potter's scks! Dobby is a happy Elf rght now

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Giant Squid

One would like to tell all the land walkers that Squids are actually quite intelligent and never to underestimate our brain power.

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Remus Lupin

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

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Fluffy The-Dog

Woof, WoofWoof, Woof.

Rubeus Hagrid Alright Fluffy. A quick walk round the castle and then yer back to protecting the stone!

Draco Malfoy

Mothers white horses don't leave nice diamonds on the ground like I was told. I'll be telling Father about this!

Dumbledore sat back, wondering just what went through his old students minds when they wrote what they had on their facebooks, and applauded the Giant squid for making a computer work underwater. He was used to Buckbeak cropping up in his timeline, as he was with Dobby. He guessed the eccentric House-elf had helped the Giant Squid at first, just with the way its status was worded. There was nothing wrong with it, it was just worded in a way that would make one wonder just how many other animals could use computers, and what life would be like if animals could talk.

Dumbledore let a small smile pass his lips, settling back in his chair and nodding off, dreaming of a pink world where animals could talk and humans were pets instead.

Rae stars again, as I couldn't do a Buckbeak without a Rae.