Every girl wants a hero.

Er 9Every girl wants a hero.


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Narcissa reapplied her pale pink lipstick and smoothed down her white off the shoulder catsuit “Just remember think with your heart and not your head, I'm sure for such a bright girl you'll realize two and two equal four” giving the stunned girls a bright smile. Narcissa left the room and immediately went in search of her husband and his partner in crime.

On exiting the bathroom Narcissa headed straight for her husbands private sanctuary his study, pausing briefly at the door she listened to see if she could hear voices before opening it and marching straight in.

“You're a first class idiot Severus do you know that? and you dearest husband are an even bigger idiot for helping with his cockamamie scheme” she told them as she gracefully sat down in a wing back chair close to the fire.

“Cissy, darling what ever do you mean?” Lucius asked avoiding eye contact with her.

“I know you know exactly what I'm talking about Lucius darling, but to get it all out in the open, I've just overheard a rather interesting conversation in the ladies bathroom.”

“I'm sure that the latest fashion faux pas does make for interesting gossip in your circles Cissy but I'm not too sure how relevant it is to two worldly wizards such as myself and Severus” Lucius said smirking at his oldest friend who smirked back.

Narcissa narrowed her eyes at the two men “Actually this conversation revolved around you two and can I just say for the record Lucius, you might want to cut down on the whole macho bullshit otherwise you'll be spending the night in here on the sofa”

Standing up she went and took Severus's drink out of his hand “I don't know what it is you think you're celebrating? but you've left a very confused and beautiful young woman downstairs, who is surrounded by a lot of hot blooded horny young men, so unless you've fully staked your claim it looks like the prize is still up for grabs” she returned his earlier smirk back at him “Have a pleasant evening gentlemen” with that she left the room taking Severus's drink with her.

The two men sat in silence, each lost in their thoughts when the study door opened and in walked Harry and Draco.

“Hello father, uncle Sev, how's it going” asked Draco.

Lucius looked at his son “Your mother knows something”

“Ha! You two are so screwed” Draco said with a huge Cheshire cat grin on his face.

“It was yours and Harry's idea to come dressed as Batman, which I did”Severus looked pointedly down at his outfit.

“Oi hold up”Harry interjected “Don't go blaming us for your stupidity, we said no to any subterfuge you were going to do around Hermione, it's not our fault you went to the Malfoy with more looks than brains to help you carry out your dunderheaded plan” he said hotly throwing one of Severus's favorite insults back at him.

“Draco keep your boyfriend under control” Lucius growled.

“Well at least Draco got his brains from his mother” Harry spat back.

Draco exchanged looks with Severus who placed a calming hand on Lucius's arm.

Putting his arm round Harry, Draco pulled him into a hug and whispered in his ear “Can we please not antagonize my father tonight and I promise to make it up to you later.” Pulling away slightly he looked into his lovers emerald green eyes “Why don't you go and see how our girl is, knowing Hermione she's either analyzing every little thing or doing something completely stupid.” Harry nodded and left to go back to the party.

“Father must you fight with Harry? It gets rather wearisome having to smooth two lots of ego's you know and as for you uncle Sev just give into your Gryfindor side however small it might be, and you may be pleasantly surprised by the rewards” Draco left the room not giving either man time to reply.

Severus rubbed a hand over his face and sighed “It looks like it's time to be a Gryfindor” he stood up and went across to the door, “Are you coming old friend? once more unto the breach and all that malarky.”

Lucius grimaced, but drained his glass anyway before standing to join Severus “I suppose I do have a wife to placate, if I stand any chance of getting back in my marital bed that is ”.

Meanwhile back in the ball room Harry and Draco were stood by the bar talking when Hermione, Ginny and Luna got up to sing on the twins karaoke machine.

Harry nudged Draco as he spotted Severus and Lucius enter the room and join Narcissa who was talking to Arthur at a far table. Arthur who'd been persuaded to come dressed as Mr Fantastic was looking rather uncomfortable in the tight form fitting Lycra, but wore them anyway because Molly had made him.

“Up now, singing Girls just wanna have fun are Ginny, Luna and Hermione” Lee Jordan aka the Green Lantern told the room.

The three girls took the microphones and bowed to their audience.

Ginny began singing the first verse.

“I come home in the morning light,
My mother says when you gonna live your life right?
Oh, mother, dear we're not the fortunate ones,
And girls, They wanna have fu-un.
Oh, girls just wanna have fun”

Luna began to sing the second verse.

“The phone rings in the middle of the night,
My father yells what you gonna do with your life?
Oh, daddy, dear you know your still number one.
But girls they wanna have fu-un,
Oh girls just wanna have,
That's all they really want....
Some fun....”

Hermione had just spotted Severus at the back of the room in the same Batman outfit as her mystery man, when the chorus that they were all singing began.

“When the working day is done,
Oh girls, they wanna have fu-un,
Oh girls, just wanna have fun...
Girls, they want, wanna have.
Girls wanna have”

“What is he playing at?” thought Hermione as she got ready to sing her verse.

“Some boys take a beautiful girl,
And hide them away from the rest of the world.
I wanna be the one to walk in the sun.
Oh girls, they wanna have fu-un,
Oh girls, just wanna have,
That's all they really want....
Some fun...”

“When the working day is done,
Oh girls, they wanna have fu-un,
Oh girls, just wanna have fun...
Girls, they want, wanna have.
Girls wanna have”

As the chorus began again Hermione looked back over and noticed that Narcissa and Lucius were sitting with Severus, it was then she remembered Narcissa's advice back in the toilets.

“They just wanna, They just wanna.....
They just wanna,
(Oh....)
They just wanna.....
(Girls just wanna have fun...)
Oh...
Girls just wanna have fu-un...”

Allowing the others to carry the song, Hermione caught Narcissa's eye and raised an eyebrow, Narcissa answered it with a slight nod, causing Hermione to frown. As she carried on singing an idea popped in her head which made her grin rather evilly at Narcissa who returned it.

“They just wanna,
They just wanna....
(Oh,girls...)
They just wanna,
(Have fun....)
Oh,girls..
Girls just wanna have fu-un

They just wanna,
They just wanna...
When the working day is done...”

“Give it up for our marvelous trio, who wouldn't want to have fun with theses beautiful witches” Lee Jordan said as the girls handed him back the mikes.

“Bathroom now, and don't stop for anyone” Hermione told them hurriedly as she saw Severus start to head their way.

Luna and Ginny just shook their heads and followed Hermione to the bathroom they were in earlier.

“He played me for a fool, and as much as I love him I'm not going to stand for it, if he wants to be with me he's going to have to make a public declaration.”

“Whoa, slow down girl and brings us up to speed” said Ginny

“Severus IS my mystery man and he's been playing me like a fool trying to find out my feelings without even going to the trouble of asking me in person, so now I'm going to force his hand, I just need your help in choosing the right male to make this happen” she told them nervously waiting their opinion.

“I would say one of my brothers but as you're like a sister to us, it's not much of a threat” Ginny grinned “What about Sirius? I mean you two do play flirt all the time and he's a hottie for an older man, wearing that Gambit costume he is just freakin delicious.”

Luna shook her head “That won't work Gin unfortunately, everybody knows Sirius is madly in love with Remus even if he does swing both ways. Who to choose, hmm....” Luna thought for a couple of seconds. “I've got it, he's Hot, young, single and will do anything I ask him to” Smiling at her friends blank faces “Blaise Zabini, our very own Italian Stallion, in fact meet me at the karaoke machine in ten minutes” with a wink she left the other two wondering what the hell she had planned.

Ten minutes later Ginny and Hermione arrived back at the karaoke machine to find Blaise and Luna grinning like idiots at them.

“Okay Hermione you are going to be Blaise's backing dancer so dance as outrageously as possible and flirt like mad, he's going to be singing Living la vida loca, so you know what to do” Luna told her.

As Blaise helped Hermione onto the stage his arm slipped down her back and rested on her bum, shooting him a sharp look. Blaise laughed and whispered “Relax Bella, tonight we make Snape jealous, although if he tries to kill me you'll have to give me the kiss of life” and winked.

Hermione began dancing provocatively around Blaise as he started singing.

“She's into superstitions black cats and voodoo dolls.
I feel a premonition that girl's gonna make me fall.
She's into new sensations new kicks in the candle light.
She's got a new addiction for every day and night.

She'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain.
She'll make you live her crazy life but she'll take away your pain
like a bullet to your brain. Come On!”


Hermione could see Severus's face get stonier and stonier while Narcissa just smiled her encouragement and gave her the okay sign, she looked over to Harry and Draco who'd been joined by the girls and they gave thumbs up, “Oh yes” she thought “Severus's ass is mine.”
Deciding to amp it up a bit she began grinding against Blaise as he sung the chorus

“Upside, inside out she's livin la vida loca
She'll push and pull you down, livin la vida loca
Her lips are devil red and her skin's the color mocha
She will wear you out livin la vida loca Come On!
Livin la vida loca, Come on!
She's livin la vida loca.”

The room watched with amusement as Severus stormed up to Blaise and literally growled at
him before picking Hermione up, throwing her over his shoulder and carrying her out of the room to thunderous applause.

A/N:Okay my lovely readers tell me what you think. Girls just wanna have fun is originally by the Goddess Cyndi Lauper and Living la vida loca by Ricky Martin.

The next chapter will be their showdown and I promise there will be smut :D

And for those of you wondering Blaise is dressed as the Green Goblin.

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