Resident Evil Neurosis

I do not own Resident Evil or Harry Potter they are the sole property of Capcom/J.K. Rowling and other affiliated companies. Except for the characters I created.

Duh-duh, I've got to tell you that my favorite scene in the entire RE Zero was what Billy said to Rebecca about how she was dreaming about him. I outright laughed I bet you Becky was flushed redder then a tomato. Anyway onwards with our train saga.

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Radio/Flashbacks: Italic


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Previously on Resident Evil Neurosis:

"I don't think Edward is in any position to move or be moved. Besides that he'll just slow us down. We need to secure the train; me and you will scour it and dispose of anything that gets in our way. That's the beauty about not having any restrictions, less injuries." Sirius cruelly remarked as he begun to prep his side arms for their eminent appearance.

Rebecca couldn't help but to flinch at the resounding click sound, it would seem her superior was just about to start having 'fun'.


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"Fine…fine help me pick him up." Sirius said.

Walking over to the injured man they wrapped their arms around his waist and carefully lifted him up.

"Ngghhhh!" Edward grunted in pain at the too sudden movement.

"Relax Eddy were just trying to find you a comfortable place. Hey Rebecca you've been on this train for a while, did you come across any empty rooms?" Sirius asked as he continued to access their situation.

"Uhmm yeah just up here there's two, but…."

"But….?"

"One of the rooms has a corpse in it already."

"Okay then we'll leave him in the other room, now which one is that again."

Half dragging, half carrying Edwards they made their way to the first cabin on their left.

Pulling the door opened Sirius leaned slightly to side pressing his body against the now opened door, he nodded to Rebecca to help bring Edward inside.

"Lay him right there." Rebecca indicted towards the small bed.

Laying Edward carefully down on the bed, Sirius sighed before pulling away.

"Okay rookie its showtime."

"Wait, sir. During my trip I found these pieces of papers…and you said that whatever I find during my mission maybe the difference…."

Holding up his hands, Rebecca flushed in embarrassment.

"It's nice to know someone listens to my warnings. So let's see these documents." Rebecca said as she dug frantically in her back pockets before she pulled them out and handed them to Sirius.

Sirius stared at the documents, his eyes lifting briefly in surprise before folding the documents neatly and placing them in his pocket.

"What's this hmm, corporate espionage at its finest doesn't change anything though. We've still got a mission to complete." Sirius coldly remarked before turning to Edward and saying in a more humorous tone, "Oh and Edward you stay here and try not to choke on your own blood."

Edwards only response to him was to stick his middle finger. Sirius laughed as he exited the cabin.


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"Okay Rebecca, were going to cover this train completely, and see if we can find out just what really happened here." Sirius said to the

"Yes sir." Rebecca repeated as she hurried to keep up with Sirius.

Opening the second train door, Sirius lifted his semi-automatic and begun to fire at the newly re-animated passenger, stepping nimbly over their now prone forms he continued on his way towards the last door.

Pulling on the door Sirius hissed out in anger as he tried to pry the door open, "Shit another dead-end….."

"Oh sir I found this on one of the train employees." Rebecca replied as she pulled out a card.

Pulling Rebecca close Sirius kissed her on the lips before saying, "Beck I could just marry you, you know."

Flushing in embarrassment Rebecca merely shook her head in response.

Turning to the door….

Ssszzchhh!

The both looked at each other at the sound.

Pulling his radio out of its protective carrier he answered, "This is Chimera, over."

"Sirius, Sirius is that you. Can you hear? What's your location? Over."

"Hey Rico, I thought the whole reason we had made up those ridiculous names were too, I don't know use them. Just a suggestion, over"

"Haha! It's nice to hear your voice to."

"Yes I know I'm freaking hot. We can always have radio sex, again."

"Umm! Sirius I've been trying to radio you in."

"For what? Over."

"I've got detailed reports on the prisoner they were transporting."

"Humph! What's more detailed then the man evidently killed twenty-seven people including his babysitters, over"

"True. But I found another document in the wreckage it would seem that our boy did indeed kill twenty-three people; those were the only ones that could be identified. Stay alert Sirius this guy was also institutionalized, there's no telling just what he's capable of. On another note his "babysitters" are missing."

"Missing how?"

"I don't know but there are a lot of bloody tracks around here."

"Hey you need to leave that clearing immediately there are things; I don't know how to describe them. But there are some freaking looking creatures crawling around there. Edward, Rebecca and I are currently inside of some high-class train, can you read me, over."

"I…ca…..n't…he..ar…you…could you repeat…that!"

"Shit! Enrico can you hear me, can you hear me. You need to clear out of there. Fuck!"

Sirius hissed in agitation as he threw his radio angrily onto the ground. Running his hands angrily through his hair Sirius leaned against the cool door.

"Sir?" Rebecca called out hesitantly.

Turning around he stared at the young girl who was staring down with such a pitiful expression across her face. He flashback and instead saw himself, shaking his head in irritation at the annoying reminder he pulled himself together.

"Hey Becky. Why don't you do the honor of letting us through the door?"

Smiling Rebecca pulled out the card, and turned to Sirius who already pulled out the semi and was aiming it towards the still shut door. Lifting up the card she swiped it through, a resounding beep was the only sound heard.

Stepping through the doorway first, Sirius noted the stairs to his left and a door past the stairs. Making his way to the door he pulled at the handle before turning to Rebecca and tilting his head to the side. Sirius eye widened and his weapon was lifted directly towards Rebecca frightened form.

"Sir…what…." Rebecca stuttered out noticing her command officer now rigid form.

"It's gonna be dangerous from here on in. Why don't we cooperate?" A voice replied form behind her, twisting around she was greet by the relaxed form of Billy Coen.

"Cooperate? With you I don't….." Rebecca began to hiss, an incredulous expression across her face at the mere thought of such an allegiance.

"Rebecca lets here him out." Sirius interrupted, his weapon coming to rest against his legs.

"But sir….." Rebecca began but shut her mouth at the reprimanding look her superior shot her.

"Becky haven't you ever heard to not judge a book by its cover"

"What are you saying?"

"Oh I see you've picked up a friend, and she's quite the looker." Billy brazenly replied as he assessed Sirius physical attributes. "Tell me sweetheart are you the one in charge, you look kind of young." He added as he tilted his head to the side.

Shrugging he said, "I didn't know S.T.A.R.S. was recruiting from preschool."

"I assure you Mr. Coen that I am more than up to the task set by my predecessors. Most of whom who didn't even reach this far." Sirius coldly remarked. "Oh and by the way I'm a boy, thank you for the compliment nonetheless. It's not every day that a wanted murderer tells me I'm hot." He sarcastically added.

"Ahhaha! Looks, brains and a sense of humor you have it all."

"I do try." Sirius said with a shrug of his shoulders.

"Well as much as I would love to continue this exchange of pleasantries I was actually hoping that we could come to an alliance of sorts."

"I'm listening." Sirius replied as leaned against the wall, absently polishing his weapon.

"If you haven't noticed there's some pretty freaked out things on this train. And I, for one, wanna get out of here alive. I don't think we stand a chance of doing it alone though, doll-face."

"And you expect us to trust you? A wanted felon? We don't need your help. Sirius and I can handle this on our own. So beat it, oh and don't call us doll face!" Rebecca cried out.

Billy flipped Rebecca's hair with his finger and replied, "Ha, all right, Miss and Mr. Do-It-Yourselves. What should I call you two?"

Pulling herself to her full height Rebecca answered in a somewhat superior tone, "The name is Rebecca Chambers, but that's "Officer" Chambers to you."

Giving Rebecca the once over he turned to Sirius, "And you."

"Sergeant Sirius Black." Sirius answered with a salute.

"Lieutenant Billy Co…" Billy began to say before he was rudely interrupted again.

"We already know who you are…" Rebecca snidely remarked.

"Rebecca shut up! I'm very interested in what Mr. Coen has to say." Sirius barked out.

"All I'm saying is that maybe if we joined forces we might have a better chance of surviving this horror fest."

"I agre…"

"Sirius you can't be agreeing to this. We have specific orders in regard to him." Rebecca cried out as she turned to face her superior officer.

"Sorry Billy she's right." Sirius dully replied as he looked at Billy, he was not too pleased by the order nor by the mans impending execution, something didn't sit right and it wasn't just the train's inhabitants.

Smiling smugly Rebecca noticed the stairs.

"Sir we haven't checked upstairs."

"Yeah let's get to it."

"Well then, Rebecca, Sirius. Why don't you two go and try while I wait here." Leaning against the door he mockingly gestured towards the stairs.

"It's fine with us." Rebecca said a she begun to climb up the stairs.

Shrugging his shoulders in response he followed here up the stairs.

"Becky haven't you ever heard to not judge a book by its cover." Sirius remarked as they made their way up the stairs.

"What are you saying?" Rebecca asked as she turned to look at her superior in the dimly lit staircase.

"Nothing, nothing. Look if this guy is capable of killing twenty-three innocent people on his own. Which Sirius greatly doubted. "Then I'm sure his moral compass won't mind eradicating these subhuman."

"What are they?"

"I'm going to take a cue from seventy horror films, Zombies."

"Are you serious?"

"Well they are very zombie like. They are slow moving, proving they have a limited intelligence probably due to the change. They only seem to attack us and try to take a chunk out of us; so I'm guessing they are only capable of carrying out the simplest function and most basic need." Sirius continued as he evaluated all those they'd come across so far.

"…what?" Rebecca said as she stopped to stare at Sirius, shock evident across her features.

Turning around to look at her he finally answered, "The need to feed on living flesh, I don't know if they bite us for some sort of nourishment or simply because our flesh frees them momentarily from the pain of their transformation or…..I don't bloody know but we have to get the fuck out of here and tell someone.

"This train is the property of the Umbrella Corporation, if I didn't know any better I'd say someone was out to get Umbrella." Sirius said as he stared at the company all too familiar monogram.

"Why..?" Rebecca asked naively.

Rolling his eyes at the girl sheer innocence he answered, "Money, blackmail I don't really know the exact reason but this was no accident. It was straight up mass-genocide. I wouldn't be surprised if the local killings were somehow connected to our culprit."

"This horrible to do this…this…this." Rebecca couldn't continue as she turned to release all the contents in her stomach.

"This is a whole new frontier were entering Becky." He quietly remarked. 'Warfare based off of the dead, or should he say the undead' he thought.


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"Whoo! Someone had a barbecue." Sirius remarked as he took a look at the dimly lit dining room, the passengers bodies were sprawled over their seat in a near death state.

"Sir, look I think there's a survivor!" Rebecca excitedly remarked. As she spotted an elderly man seated at the rear of the car.

"Hey Becky be careful we don't what he is." Sirius said as he lifted his semi and

"Umm, excuse me sir?" Rebecca asked getting no reply she shook his shoulders and asked him again in a softer voice. "Sir?"

The man's head slowly turned towards her before it fell right off his head onto the floor.

"Ahhh" Rebecca screamed out.

Sirius his eyes widened at the sight of the rolling head. Running to the rookie he screamed at her in shock, "What the fuck! Chambers you were suppose to get his attention, not decapitate the man."

"Urggh!"

Turning at the sound of the noise they both stared in shock as the man's body began to fall into pieces and transforms into a slime like substance. Leech creatures pour out of the masses of slime and gather in a mass on the floor. The mass grows and separates until it attains the form of a man again. The creature sneers at them before attacking.

Pushing Rebecca out of the attack, Sirius did a back flip before he began to open fire on the creature. Pulling out an incendiary grenade he used his teeth to remove the stick and threw the grenade at the creature. It screeched out in pain as the grenade exploded and it was engulfed in flames.

"Shit! Rebecca, what the fuck are you doing shoot, shoot before it kill us!" Sirius screamed out as he turned to continue fire at the creature. Throwing another incendiary grenade, he was pleased when he heard another gun being shot by him. Turning to Rebecca he nodded at her and continued to unleash the full stopping power of his weapon.

Suddenly the man's face split open and the leeches began to assault both Rebecca and Sirius en masse. And like the flow of a wave the slimy monsters begun to cover their body threatening to cover them whole.

"Cover your mouth!" Sirius shouted out as the creatures quickly begun to cover their faces, nodding in reply Rebecca quickly slapped both hands over her mouth.

Shots rang out as the leeches were shot off of Rebecca's body. Rebecca slumped to the ground and coughed as she tried to tell Billy to save Sirius. Running over to Rebecca now coughing form, he bended down to help her.

"Are you okay?"

"Ughh...hah..He…lp...se…arg…ent..siri...us!" Rebecca choked out.

Turning to stare at the other leech covered person he begun to open fire, Sirius semi-unconscious form begun to fall to the ground. The leeches on the floor suddenly jump at Billy; jumping to side he shot at them quickly before catching Sirius, whilst the rest of the leeches retreated from the train.

"Never took you for a damsel in distress." Billy jokingly remarked as he stared down at the slime covered youth.

"And if you want to live you never will." Sirius hoarsely threatened, before opening his eyes to stare at his "Savior".

"Sir, are you okay?' Rebecca asked as she tried to remove the slime off of his body.

"Yeah, yeah just dirtier than before, yuck! who the hell uses leeches to kill people?" Sirius angrily asked as he slowly stood up and ran his hands down his body.

Looking up he was greeted with the sight of Billy appraising look, while Rebecca shot him (Billy) a glare.

'Uh oh trouble in romance-land' he sung in his mind.

"I know people I am hot stuff, but were still on a train full of mutated leeches and the reanimated dead. But, if you want to stare please stared later or just take a picture. You can jerk off to it later."

Billy broke into laughter, while Rebecca cheeks turned bright red.

"Man if I knew S.T.A.R.S. had a sense of humor I would've joined a long time ago."

"You were recruited by S.T.A.R.S."

"Yeah, but I turned them down. Being in a squad full of muscle-bound apes was not my prerogative." He replied. "I just wish you two were there, I may have been willing to ahh, renegotiate." He leered.

"Pssh…Pervert" Rebecca muttered as she made her way towards the window.

"Humph, is that so. Look there must be a bath….." Sirius began as he tried to remove the slime off of his form…Suddenly a voice could be heard from outside the train singing.

Looking up at the sound, Sirius and Billy made their way to stand by Rebecca and look out the window.

In the storm the leeches could be seen gathering around a cloaked man.

"Oh my god it's him I wasn't just hallucinating." Rebecca gasped out as her hand made its way to her mouth.

Looking at her Sirius turned to look at the strangely clad man, shrugging his shoulders he offhandedly remarked, "What are you talking about…Moses? I'm not a religious buff but didn't Moses like die millennium ago."

Both Billy and Rebecca stared at Sirius with shocked expressions.

"What! He looks likes Moses, why are you'll all looking like me like I'm crazy. I'm not the one out there dressed like Moses. Wait a sec Rebecca come look at this."

"What am I looking at….Huh? Oh my God!" Rebecca gasped out.

"What are you two, are those leeches." Billy said a she made his way to look out the window.

"Well we seemed to have found our real culprit and his umm…" Sirius said as he tried to find the right way to describe what they were…..

"Pet's."

"No I think their more like his, children." Billy remarked.

"Wow that is Creepy. Okay enough gawking at Moses we need to get the hell off this train and try to secure the perimeter until back-up arrives. I'm sure Mr. Coen rather our companionship over our friends."

"Mr. Coen would very much." Billy answered back.

"Good seeing as how we all want to get out of here alive, I would suggest we put asides our differences and try to work together." Sirius said.

"I'm listening." Billy said.

"Are you insane?" Rebecca asked.

Ignoring her shout he continued, "Becky, were on a train that's filled with reanimated corpses that's crazy, what I'm suggesting is simply a truce."

There was silence at his remark.

"Okay, now that were done with our first group discussion I suggest that you two go and secure the train, meaning shoot anything that moves. I'll secure this room and call for back up. Look Billy you rather die here then…."

"No I'm all for getting killed by a firing squad. It's starting to sound better and better." The tall man said shrugging his shoulders.

Smiling Sirius nodded, "What the hell are you looking at, go. I'll be fine Becky, when you guys are done report back to me and then we'll try to locate the conductor car, radio contact should be used the minimum we don't know who else is listening on and off this train."

"I don't have…" catching the radio flung at him.

"Here use this, now move out."

"Sir, look there's a stairs out this window." Rebecca cried out as she pointed excitedly to the window.

"It would seem so." Sirius absently murmured.

"Hey wait a second there should be a power outlet upstairs that operates this car." Billy suddenly remarked.

"Yeah I don't know nothing about train mechanisms, and what not." Sirius replied.

"Neither do I." Rebecca added.

Rolling his eyes Billy slowly begun to explain to the "elite" S.T.A.R.S., just what the purpose of the power outlet was. "Okay let me say this slowly for those of little intelligence. Each car has its own individual power outlet; it's usually found above the train. One of us needs to go up there and reconnect the wires."

"Okay new plan we need someone to climbs up the stairs and reconnect this car. And the other two, stay here and monitor…"

The train suddenly jerked forward.

"Unh." Rebecca cried out as her body was flung only to be caught by a pair of strong arms, looking up she flushed in embarrassment as she stared at Billy's chest.

"Whoa! Why and how is the train moving?" Sirius asked as he clung onto the walls.

"There's someone alive, besides us." Billy answered.

"Yeah when you say alive you've got to clarify. Because we've got alive like living breathing, and when shot actually dying and staying dead. Or alive as in being reanimated zombie like creatures who take several bullets to take down." Sirius remarked.

"Okay, alive like us. I doubt any of the undead know how to operate a train."

"Yeah you're right, okay new, new, and new plan." Sirius happily said as he clapped his hands in excitement. "Billy, you rewire whatever the gadget is. Rebecca, secure this area and I'll go check the first train. Move on out." Sirius ordered before he began to make his way down the stairs.

"Hey Black, catch!"

Sirius hands automatically went up to catch the item, peering down he saw handgun ammo.

"Just in case." Billy added.

Nodding his head at both of them, he descended down the stairs.


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"Okay Becky you play watchdog and I'll rewire the circuits on top."

"Don't call me Becky, and by the way I'm not a guard dog. So try not get injured."

Lifting his eyebrows at the girl callous remark he carefully climbed up the stairs.

"Billy what the hell have you gotten yourself into." He muttered to himself.

'First his transporters and guards were killed by leeches and rabid dogs, then he got stuck on this train from hell and now he was making niceties wit S.T.A.R.S. He was seriously beginning to question whether or not he was better off being executed.'

Shaking his head he continued to reevaluate all that had happened and his new "allies". 'The girl Rebecca was much too young for a carrier in S.T.A.R.S., the same could be said about Black. But he seemed to be more level-headed he had the eyes of a murderer and a victim at the same time. Whatever this kid had gone through had only seemed to making him stronger. He could see why S.T.A.R.S. needed a medic, but for what reason did they have Black. Black, Black that name was familiar…Shit! He remembered hearing about a Black who was personally recruited by Wesker to join S.T.A.R.S., the things they said this kid could do. Man if this kid was the same Black then he had more to worry about then getting out of here still "alive".'

'Okay time to pay attention Billy.' He reprimanded himself for not focusing on the job at hand. Carefully walking across the top of the train, he became all too aware at the speed in which they were moving and what would happen if he fell. Not that he was a coward, but even if he had wished to escape the train jumping unfortunately wouldn't be his answer. And if he survived the fall which was a big if, he had no way of knowing just what would await him in that forest.

"Argh! Whoa!" Billy grunted out as he tried to regain his balance, clutching onto one of the handles he pulled himself over the hole.

'Bingo' He smugly thought as he begun to rewire the circuit board of the dining car.

"You did it, the dining car lights are on. Over"

"Have I earned your trust now little Ms. S.T.A.R.S…What th…" Before Billy could continue teasing the girl leeches suddenly oozed, and sprung out from within the wires and leapt out at him. Jumping back Billy fell through the hole behind him.

"Shit." Billy grunted from his position on the floor standing up he slowly looked around. Sighing he caught sight of the door and made his way over to it.

"Damn just my luck." He bitterly remarked as he tried to open the door.

"Billy, this is Rebecca. Over"

"Billy, answer back repeat, answer back. Over"

A familiar voiced called out from the radio. Pulling it from his side he answered back, "Yeah, I'm here. If I didn't know any better I would say you were worried about me." Billy replied in a bored tone.

"Wha….what….that's…not it I was just making sure you weren't escaping." Rebecca stuttered out in embarrassment. "Anyway where are you?" Rebecca asked.

"I don't know I think I may be inside of the train storage room." Billy answered as he took a look of his surroundings again.

"Okay I'm coming for….."

"Hold up lil missy you have your orders."

"But…"

"But nothing stay in the dining room, I'm sure I'll find a way out and if I don't then I'll contact black. Over and out."

Rebecca stared down at her radio before sighing to herself.

"Ungh!"

'Oh no'


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Haha I am so evil just stopping at this part, but don't worry our epic saga will continue. So stay tune for the final of the war on the train.