Evactuation of the Flumpawumps

Omake 6: The problem with dorm rooms…

She slid up the bed and whispered in his ear.

"Hey stud, wanna have some fun?"

"Uhhh… not now… wait, what! Luna!"

"Oh, sorry Neville, wrong bed. Harry's is one to the left, right?"

"Oh, um. Yeah."

"'Kay. See ya Neville."

"Um. Bye then."

Neville watched Luna walk up to the bed on his right with an utterly confused look on his face.

"Hey stud, wanna have some fun?"

"Oh yeah… wait, what! Luna!"

"Oh, sorry Dean. Harry's bed is to the left right?"

"No. Um, that's Neville."

"Oh! Right. Silly me. I'll just keep looking till I find him. Don't mind me."

Only two beds left. Fifty / Fifty right?

Ten seconds later.

"Oh, sorry Neville!"

"For Christ sakes woman, I'm right here!"

Omake 7: A catchy tune.

It was a good day for Seamus. Not only did he convince the Patil twins that he really was not in fact gay, but he convinced one of them (he wasn't exactly sure which) to join him in a broom closet for some snogging, heavy petting, and (if his luck continued) perhaps more.

The first one they checked was occupied by none other than Pansy Parkinson and one of her many daily shagging partners.

Pansy didn't even stop what she was doing when the door opened; all she did was wave the two of them away with a 'Shoo! Shoo!' hand motion.

The second one they checked was empty, but that didn't make it a viable snogging location. Either Filch was getting lazy and was slacking off on his cleaning duties (which was completely possible), or hurricane Pansy had been in there earlier that day and had messed the room up in one of her passionate 'love making' sessions. She was quite the slut after-all.

How she could go through every boy in school and still call it 'making love', he'd never know.

Ah, there's the trademark 'Pansy was here' pair of knickers. Then again, that thing could have been sitting there for years for all he knew. The girl sure got started early, that's for damn sure.

Seamus sighed and pulled his 'date' along in search of another broom closet.

He wasn't sure, but he vaguely remembered seeing another one just around that corner… ah, there it is.

Careful this time to knock, Seamus waited for a response.

Nothing.

About time!

Seamus opened the door pulled the two of them in, and then closed the door suddenly. He roughly pressed the Indian beauty against the door and went to town on her lips.

He was getting ready to go a little further when all of a sudden he heard this… noise. Kind of sounded kind of like some dude was humming.

Mm mm, MM MM, Mm, Mm, MMMMM…

Then the noise stopped.

What the hell?

Seamus reluctantly removed himself from his companion's embrace and turned to look behind him.

He really should have knocked harder.

Sitting with her legs askew was Luna Lovegood and face first between her open legs was none other than his roommate Harry Potter.

Well that was unexpected.

He was about to grab his broom closet traveler and high tail it to the next vocation when the humming started up again.

The hell? Why was he humming?

Mm mm, MM MM, Mm, Mm, MMMMM…

The tune was awfully familiar…

Just then, the soft singing voice of Luna joined Harry's humming.

"A b, c d, e, f, geee…"

Oh, that's the tune. Oh. Oh! That's what the fruit basket was about! Good show Harry!

Now if only Seamus could find a way to use his own bloody sex tips!

His curiosity sated, Seamus was ready to leave but for some reason he couldn't open the door. Something was holding it shut.

There stood the Pavil twin staring at the other couple.

She started mumbling, "Yule ball… could have been me…"

Ah, so this one was Parvati. With a sudden bit of inspiration, Seamus gently cupped the witch's face and turned her to look at him.

"Parvati Love. I taught tha' bloke everything he knows… if you know what I mean."

She looked confused for a moment before sharply looked at Harry and then looking back at Seamus.

"R-really?"

"Yep. Want me to show yeh?"

"Show me… Yes. Merlin yes!"

This time it was Parvati leading Seamus by the hand in search of an empty broom closet.

The whole time he was happily humming his favorite tune…