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Category:
Harry Potter › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
23
Views:
6,623
Reviews:
49
Recommended:
1
Currently Reading:
0
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A Good Old-Fashioned Lucius/Hermione
"Ms. Granger."
"Lucius."
“I’m strangely attracted to you despite all of my vitriol about blood superiority.”
“Of course, I’m the brightest witch of my age, that’s hardly surprising.”
Strokes his cane.
“Hmm. Your cane is so...phallic. Is it compensating for something?”
Scoffs. “Hardly. I’ll show you!”
"But I can’t get involved with you; what about all of the trauma I experienced in your home?"
"Nothing that sucking my enormous, gorgeous cock won\'t cure, I trust."
"Oh Lucius!"
“But what do to about Narcissa? Hmm.”
“Can’t she die of cancer or something?”
“Or something….Ah, I know, I’ll cheat on her.”
“Great, I think I may cheat on Ronald as well.”
Sigh. “Dump the sexually inept redhead and get with a real man already, I thought you said you were bright!”
“But these things are complicated.”
“Oh alright, I’ll just shag your brains out while you sort it all out.”
*Intense shagging and secrecy for months*
“I must have you all to myself, how about I just have Weasley killed or falsely accused of some heinous crime?”
“No, Lucius, there’s got to be another way. Just give me some more time.”
“No! You either ditch Weasley or lose privileges to the best cock in the Harry Potter universe.”
*Dramatic Confrontation*
“Ronald, I’m sorry but I’m in love with Lucius!”
“What? Lucius Malfoy! ‘Mione have you gone mental? I’m telling all our friends and you’re gonna be in big trouble!”
“Oh no!”
*Angst Angst Angst*
“Lucius, they all hate me!”
“Oh please, you think you got it bad? My wife is taking half the money and Draco has threatened to kill me.”
“Oh Lucius, I love you.”
“Yes, I thought you might. Come, let’s shag, we’ll work out the details later.”
The End.
"Lucius."
“I’m strangely attracted to you despite all of my vitriol about blood superiority.”
“Of course, I’m the brightest witch of my age, that’s hardly surprising.”
Strokes his cane.
“Hmm. Your cane is so...phallic. Is it compensating for something?”
Scoffs. “Hardly. I’ll show you!”
"But I can’t get involved with you; what about all of the trauma I experienced in your home?"
"Nothing that sucking my enormous, gorgeous cock won\'t cure, I trust."
"Oh Lucius!"
“But what do to about Narcissa? Hmm.”
“Can’t she die of cancer or something?”
“Or something….Ah, I know, I’ll cheat on her.”
“Great, I think I may cheat on Ronald as well.”
Sigh. “Dump the sexually inept redhead and get with a real man already, I thought you said you were bright!”
“But these things are complicated.”
“Oh alright, I’ll just shag your brains out while you sort it all out.”
*Intense shagging and secrecy for months*
“I must have you all to myself, how about I just have Weasley killed or falsely accused of some heinous crime?”
“No, Lucius, there’s got to be another way. Just give me some more time.”
“No! You either ditch Weasley or lose privileges to the best cock in the Harry Potter universe.”
*Dramatic Confrontation*
“Ronald, I’m sorry but I’m in love with Lucius!”
“What? Lucius Malfoy! ‘Mione have you gone mental? I’m telling all our friends and you’re gonna be in big trouble!”
“Oh no!”
*Angst Angst Angst*
“Lucius, they all hate me!”
“Oh please, you think you got it bad? My wife is taking half the money and Draco has threatened to kill me.”
“Oh Lucius, I love you.”
“Yes, I thought you might. Come, let’s shag, we’ll work out the details later.”
The End.