Something To Write About

We were feeling rather vindictive today. See if you can spot what is annoying us so much!


Six Months Later



"Grrr!" Harry growled at the computer screen.


"What seems to be the problem now"? Severus said from behind the newspaper.


"The author of the story I'm reading hasn't updated! Says "lack of response from readers is not at all inspiring"! I reviewed!!" Harry wailed.


"Hmm," Severus commented unsympathetically, rustling his paper more.


Harry snickered and added, “And so did you!"


Severus remained silent, feigning ignorance.


Harry read aloud the review from 'Slytherin Sex God'. “An adequate chapter, one that develops the feelings between the two believably, unlike other stories I have read. I anticipate the next instalment."


Severus coughed, feeling a little discommoded. The brat had caught him out.


"I know that's you!!" Harry crowed triumphantly, “I can tell ‘cause you're blushing!"


"I do not blush!" Severus retorted sternly, feeling the wash of heat across his cheeks.


"Plus,” Harry added evilly, "Malfoy is the only other one with enough guts to call himself "Slytherin Sex God" and I doubt he even knows what a computer is!"


"Hmpf!" Severus rose and, with hands behind his back, eyebrow cocked, and smirk in place, peered over Harry's shoulder, "And what did 'Slytherin Sex God's Bitch' write?"


"Hey! That's not my name!" Harry cried.


"Oh?," Severus read the review from 'Go For Smut Every Time'. “”Good chapter. Really enjoyable. Loved the cuteness of the older man telling the younger one he loved him very much. Very sweet!” A pithy commentary as per usual, Potter." Snape snarked, settling back into his chair and picking his paper back up.


"Don't you want to know what happens next?" Harry whined, "They haven't had sex yet. It's driving me nuts! 50 chapters and no sex!"


"Perhaps the authors have taken the view that a well written, slowly paced story is preferable to some unbelievable, poorly punctuated, and dreadfully spelt drivel!" Snape observed. After a pause, he went on "While I am *ahem* enjoying said story,” Severus growled suggestively, “I am able to make my own sex scene."


"Really?!" Harry perked up considerably.


"As you soon shall find out,” the older man said, sweeping the younger off his perch and into the bedroom.


Harry *oomphed* as he fell on the new, much sturdier bed.


"I have had our bed rebuilt and reinforced,” Severus said “and it should now be able to withstand my both “fucking you into the mattress” and “fucking you ‘til you puke”,” he said evilly.


Harry lay on his back, stroking his rounded stomach. He panted with desire.


"Brace yourself, Slytherin Sex God's Bitch,” Severus said before he pounced.


Harry gasped out as his neck and lips and chest were assaulted, "I ... am ... not ... your ... oh Merlin, do that again!"


"Oh but you are!" Severus huffed, spelling away their clothes and attacking Harry's sensitive nipples.


"Am...not!" Harry squealed as his nubs were tugged, nipped and sucked, "Oh God...more Sev! More!"


"Are!" Severus growled, flinging Harry's legs over his shoulders and prodding the puckered entrance, "Aren't your perverted and degrading dreams enough proof? You enjoy being dominated! Admit it!"


"Those...are just...dreams!" Harry moaned, "Not...Oh! Put it in! ...not....real!"


Severus chuckled wickedly and said, "You will admit the truth, you are this Sex God's Bitch, or..." he prodded his leaking tip more forcefully against Harry's grasping entrance, “the bed will remain intact!”


"You....you can't stop now!!" Harry wailed in disbelief. "I'm pregnant with your child! You owe me this for the misery of that!"


"It is not I who failed "Wizarding Sex Education"," Severus said primly whilst continuing to prod and tease the pregnant boy beneath him. "Perhaps if you paid attention in class occasionally, you wouldn't have found yourself in this fix."


"I’m fucking Muggle raised! How was I supposed to know?!" Harry muttered rebelliously, clutching at the bedclothes under him. "Anyway, you were the teacher!!" He screeched, "It's your fault I'm in this fix!! You were giving me private lessons after all!"


"Well, I admit, I was rather distracted at the time..."


"Admit it!" Harry crowed, "You fancied me back then, before you pounced me six months ago!"


"Don't be silly," Severus sneered, "you were a mere child then!"


"Are we going to fuck or not?!!" Harry bellowed, writhing against the hardness pressing almost within him.


"Certainly," the older man said, "once you confess your role in this relationship." He sneered the word 'relationship'. "You are my bitch. You beg me for sex. Every time. You can not help yourself."


"And yet it's always you attacking me!" Harry sneered back.


Severus pulled back and away from Harry, crossing his arms and cocking the trademark eyebrow. "No," he said.


"What?!" Harry yelped, "Why the fuck not?!"


"Obviously," Severus drawled, "my performance is, shall we say, not worthy of review and so I shall therefore be withholding on the penetrative front."


"You....you...bitch!" Harry sputtered, astounded.


"It is not I who is the "bitch"," Severus was infuriatingly calm, "and until that is understood between us, you will simply have to reacquaint yourself with the pleasures of your right hand."


"You said you were going to fuck me into the mattress until I puked!!!" Harry whined


"No," the other man corrected, "I said I would fuck my bitch into the mattress until he puked!"


"I hate you!" Harry whined, aware of how girly he sounded. Hmm...maybe he was the bitch
He gasped as Severus reached for his discarded robes.


"Oh alright!!!!" he wailed, "I am your bitch! I'm your bitch!!! Now fuck me!!"


"Into the mattress til you puke," Severus smirked and once again pounced on his little bitch.


Not wanting to waste any more time, he cast (NOT "casted") a stretching and lubrication spell on Harry and waded right in.


"Oh, God yes!!" Harry exclaimed, relieved and happy once again to feel the enormous length and girth of his Slytherin Sex God filling him.


Snape felt the superb tightness of Harry’s arse clenching around him and knew he was truly going to fuck the lad through the bed. His hips snapped back and forth, slamming his enormous tool into the salivating boy’s body.


Harry whimpered and rammed himself back onto that massive weapon, fucking it as thoroughly as it was fucking him. His own cock dripped fluid continuously as he moaned and groaned and panted and gasped for “More! Harder! There!”


The older man heard the words and obliged, pistoning madly into the body, the bed rocking wildly under them.


The younger man howled as his nub was ruthlessly thumped again and again by that wonderfully hard dick. His arse fit so perfectly around Severus’ cock: he could feel the slight pull as the skin was dragged when the other man pulled free, and felt the slightest of slight burns as his channel was thoroughly claimed by the throbbing length. He could feel the veins as they pulsed, pressing him wider in all sorts of wonderful ways. And most perfectly of all, he could feel the continuous throbbing from his battered prostrate.


“Gonna…” he panted, head flung back, eyes screwed shut as every nerve ending sang.


A painful twist on his dick made him gasp and shake. “Not yet,” the other man said and, keeping his grip firmly about the base of Harry’s needy prick, carried on buggering the arse over and over.


“But … I…” Harry panted, hips jerking erratically as his taut balls tried to shoot his load out.


“Not yet,” was repeated, as was the ramming of that huge erection into his spasming channel.


The bed rattled under them as they fucked brutally.


Severus gasped for breath as he rutted within the younger man. “My…bitch…say it!”


Harry mangled his bottom lip as the tension within him grew.


“Your … bitch…” he choked out.


“Again!” Severus growled, dick twitching at the words even as it was plunged again into the tight hole.


“Your bitch!” Harry gurgled. His ass was as high as it could possibly go, as full as it could possibly be, and yet he wanted more. He gurgled again, “Your bitch!”


“Damn right!” Severus snarled and came.


And came.


Harry wailed as he felt that wonderful hot wetness splash within him. His own cock leapt.


Snape pulled hard on Harry’s prick and enjoyed the way the younger man bucked like a mad dragon, screaming with delight and pain. He almost threw Severus out and off him with his convulsions. But it was his collapsing on the bed that proved too much for the tortured wood.


With a juddering *creeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak* it simply fell apart. The mattress fell through the frame onto the floor, dumping the two surprised and tired men onto the hard flags unceremoniously.


“Ow!” Harry whinged as the other man jabbed an elbow between his shoulder blades.


They untangled themselves awkwardly. Sheets, bits of wood, people and mattress were all higgledy piggledy. At last, Severus simply dragged Harry back onto the lumpy mattress and settled down, tugging a sheet over them both. “Wake me in an hour,” he ordered, yawning.


Whilst Severus slept, Harry crawled slowly and painfully towards the computer. He bent over it, unable to bear the thought of sitting or putting any kind of pressure on his ass.


“Right,” he muttered, “Login. Erm…...now what?”


A few minutes searching located the function he wanted.


An hour later he was shaking Severus awake. Harry had pulled a pair of loose pyjama bottoms on and held a cup of steaming tea in his hands.


“Urgh?” Severus murmured intelligently. After all, even a Slytherin Sex God has his off moments.


Dressed and watered, Severus moved to the computer, curiosity making him wonder if a new chapter had been updated. It hadn’t, but a new review had been added:


From Slytherin Sex God’s Bitch:
The lack of new chapter is disappointing, however, the Slytherin Sex God put the lack to good use. Thanks to you not updating, we now need to replace the bed *again*.


Severus snorted as he read, amusement and pleasure vying for attention. He settled back in his chair, picking up his crumpled newspaper.


Silence reigned for nearly two hours.


Harry’s voice jolted him from a light doze. “Sev? How does a Sex Swing work?"


Severus swallowed hard, convulsively clutching the newspaper. Oh no…


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