100 Ways to Kill a Weasley
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Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Snape/Hermione
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
93
Views:
41,770
Reviews:
236
Recommended:
1
Currently Reading:
1
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I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Ron's Quest, Gone Bad
Hermione was sitting naked on top of Severus's desk when he came in holding the Daily Profit. He had the biggest smile on his face that she'd ever seen.
"You won't have to worry about telling young Mr. Weasley about our relationship!" he said laughing.
"What did you do to him?" she asked suspiciously.
He ducked his head and smirked.
"I did nothing," he said.
He thought about leaving that book on "How to Earn a Witch's Love" in the Quidditch magazine, the one that was bookmarked "Go on a quest for her."
"Here, look for yourself, you'll see I had nothing to do with this," he said.
She took the paper from him and read it.
"I just can't believe this Severus. How could he be so stupid?" she asked.
"Are we talking about the same Weasley?" he asked smirking.
She playfully smacked him. He grinned and ran his finger down her side.
"Now about you being on my desk. I have things to do there," he started.
She smiled.
"Yeah, me."
Ronald Weasley, has been missing for three days, he was found dead today. His remains were found today in a deep pit full of fire ants. We have reason to believe that he was naked at the time of falling into the pit.
-Rita Skeeter
"You won't have to worry about telling young Mr. Weasley about our relationship!" he said laughing.
"What did you do to him?" she asked suspiciously.
He ducked his head and smirked.
"I did nothing," he said.
He thought about leaving that book on "How to Earn a Witch's Love" in the Quidditch magazine, the one that was bookmarked "Go on a quest for her."
"Here, look for yourself, you'll see I had nothing to do with this," he said.
She took the paper from him and read it.
"I just can't believe this Severus. How could he be so stupid?" she asked.
"Are we talking about the same Weasley?" he asked smirking.
She playfully smacked him. He grinned and ran his finger down her side.
"Now about you being on my desk. I have things to do there," he started.
She smiled.
"Yeah, me."
Ronald Weasley, has been missing for three days, he was found dead today. His remains were found today in a deep pit full of fire ants. We have reason to believe that he was naked at the time of falling into the pit.
-Rita Skeeter