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Under the Influence

By: acciosanity
folder Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Snape/Hermione
Rating: Adult +
Chapters: 14
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bloody marys and screaming orgasms

A/N: Thanks for reviewing, everybody! And thanks for the drink ideas. The drinks in this chapter were inspired by Applekissis, pickles, and the lovely Vampire_Exotica. Keep the ideas coming!

Disclaimer: Its JKR's amusement park. I'm just riding the rollercoasters.


Chapter 9- Wednesday night.


Hermione entered the bar and looked around for Severus. He was sitting at the now familiar table in the back. He had a funny expression on his face. She walked over to see what he was thinking about.

"What's your problem?"

"What do you mean, Hermione?"

"Your face is all twisted up."

"How complimentary of you to say."

"So?"

"Look around, Hermione. What is the theme tonight?"

Hermione looked at her surroundings. There were plastic bats hanging from the ceiling. The bar was draped in black cloth. Sam was wearing a cape and vampire teeth.

Hermione almost fell over, she was laughing so violently.

"You- you fit right in, Severus! You must've inspired the theme tonight!"

Severus glowered at her.

"You must feel like you're right at home! Why don't you take off your shoes and relax?"

"Because I'd rather you vomit on my shoes instead of my feet."

"Hey Sam!" Hermione yelled, "What's the drink special tonight?"

"Bloody Marys!" Sam replied, grinning.

"Bring 'em on!" Hermione yelled between chuckles. Sam started mixing up a pitcher.

"Hermione, I already bought you a drink," Snape muttered, pushing a glass of orange liquid toward her.

Hermione raised her eyebrows at him. She picked up the drink and sniffed.

"For heaven's sake, Hermione, I didn't poison it."

"I'm trying to figure out what it is."

"Screwdriver."

Hermione took a sip. "Yummy. Why did you buy me a screwdriver?"

"You have finals coming up. I figured the vitamin C in the orange juice would help prevent illness. I know you're probably not eating or sleeping because you're too busy studying."

"Awww.. Severus. I didn't know you cared."

Severus sputtered, "Well, um, I-"

"Here's your Bloody Marys!" Sam set the pitcher and two glasses on the table. He pulled two pairs of plastic vampire teeth out of his pocket and set them on the table. "For fun," he explained, winking at Hermione.

Hermione snatched hers up and stuck them in her mouth, "I vant to suck your blood," she told Severus in a bad accent.

Severus just glared at her.

"Can I bite your neck?" Hermione asked, drooling a bit from the plastic teeth.

"No."

"Can I bite your shoulder?"

Snape sucked down a Bloody Mary quickly.

"I suppose, if you must."

"Yay!" Hermione jumped up and hurried to the other side of the table. She opened her mouth wide, baring her fangs.

"You're really going to do it? She's really going to do it," Snape muttered to himself.

Hermione drew back, then struck. She bit his shoulder, through his cloak. The teeth bent when she bit down, so she got a mouthful of wool.

"Cheap things." Hermione took the bent teeth out of her mouth and tossed them on the table. She gulped the rest of her screwdriver, then grabbed the other set of teeth.

"Can I bite your neck now?"

"Are you going to keep asking until I give in?"

"Yes!"

"You are a tiresome girl."

"You like it. Now, tilt your head to the side so I can bite your neck."

"I might let you bite me, but I'm not going to make it easy for you."

"Very well, it's your neck."

Hermione inserted the new teeth, opened her mouth and dove into the bend of Snape's neck. Snape winced when he felt the dull points of the plastic teeth dig into the sensitive skin there, but then he felt the warmth of Hermione's breath, raising goose pimples all over his body and arousing him instantly. Just when he was about to close his eyes and enjoy the sensation, she pulled away.

Hermione poured a Bloody Mary and downed it. Snape did the same. Hermione sat in the chair next to him, instead of across the table where she usually sat.

"Why do you smell so good?" she asked.

"Essence of Snape. It's the combined smell of Potions ingredients, sweat, and frustration."

"But you wear it so well."

Snape bowed his head, acknowledging the compliment, then drank another Bloody Mary. Hermione matched his movements.

"I think we need another pitcher," he said, gesturing to the empty pitcher.

"Let's drink something else. The tomato juice is kind of heavy in my stomach, and one of these days you're going to make me buy you a new pair of shoes. I don't even want to know how much your shoes cost."

"What'll it be, then?"

"I want mulitple screaming orgasms!"

Snape grinned. "Don't we all?"

Hermione smacked his arm. "It's a drink. But come to think of it, I wouldn't mind the other kind."

Severus grinned at her, then stood and sauntered to the bar. He could feel Hermione's gaze on his ass, so he put a bit of extra wiggle in his walk.

Hermione sighed. How obvious did she have to be?

Snape returned with two new drinks. He set Hermione's down in front of her, then sat in his chair.

Hermione pulled the cherry off the mound of whipped cream. "Want my cherry?" she asked Snape innocently, holding the cherry by its stem near his lips.

Snape bit the cherry off the stem, keeping his eyes on Hermione the whole time. Hermione licked her lips.

A loud crash came from the bar area, breaking their trance. Sam had dropped a glass.

Snape blinked quickly, then picked up his glass and shot the contents.

"What are you drinking?"

"Vodka. Not enough vodka." Snape left to get another shot.

Hermione downed her drink as well. Severus came back to the table and flopped gracefully into his chair.

"I need to get going. I need to use tomorrow morning to go over my notes. Finals next week," Hermione informed Severus.

"Want to share a cab?"

"No, you're still drinking. I can apparate. See you later."

Hermione stood, and before she could change her mind, bent and kissed his cheek.

After she left the bar, Severus touched his cheek where she kissed. He could still feel the heat of her breath.
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Bloody Marys:

1 1/2 oz vodka
3 oz tomato juice
1 dash lemon juice
1/2 tsp Worcestershire sauce
2 - 3 drops Tabasco® sauce
1 lime wedge


Shake all ingredients (except lime wedge) with ice and strain into an old-fashioned glass over ice cubes. Add salt and pepper to taste. Add the wedge of lime and serve.

Screaming mulitple orgasms:

1 part Kahlua
1 part Irish Cream
1 Part Amaretto
1 Part vodka
2 parts light cream

Drip chocolate syrup inside the rim of a glass. Fill glass with crushed ice. Put ingredients in a shaker, shake and strain into the glass. Pour cream on top. Top with whipped cream and a cherry.
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