Harry Potter and the Sorcerer\'s Groan
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Adult +
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9
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4,383
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18
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Part 9: The Epilogue- Sort Of
Part 9: The Epilogue- Sort of
Albus Dumbledore
I found this book, today, in the Boy-Who-Lived’s cupboard. He was preparing to move from his home and into Hogwarts so as to be closer to his rather love-struck husband, one Professor Severus S. Snape. Or, should I say, Professor Severus S. Snape-Potter.
Ah, to be young and in love…
However, this story needs finishing, and I feel inclined to do so. I have read three other, very similar journals kept with the three other couples that witnessed Voldemort’s defeat on the “airplane” (Harry still teases Severus about that), and I must say that the events turned out rather amusing.
Who knew that mine and Minerva’s plan to put love into these couples’ lives would turn out so fabulously? We certainly didn’t, we simply felt that the sexual tension between the entire group was too much for our liking. I must thank Remus for his ingenious scheme, along with the Weasley twins for their help in all of the matters. Without them, our little fun could never have been more than a shadow of a thought.
For further information, contact Narcissa Malfoy. She aided us in getting information on everything and has copies of all of the journals in a special vault to which only she has the key. Yes, true, her ex-husband and son were deeply involved in the schemes, but she took it all good-naturedly. Honestly, I believe that she sent Voldemort after them because she knew that all Harry needed was some love, which Severus had in ample amount.
We are now looking for ways in which Harry could possibly conceive a child. Strange as it seems, he is going at the task with extreme fervor, though the thought of Harry with a swelling baby-stomach is strangely odd. Ah, that would give me a laugh every day.
Thank you, Reader, for coming on the journey with us. I greatly value your input, though I doubt any of you will remember this after a while.
Perhaps you will remember, seeing as you obviously went through enough trouble to read this rather long and sometimes downright boring piece of literature. Perhaps you will take this notebook, probably old and faded when you attain it, and pass it around through your friends. Perhaps they will investigate its authenticity and you could sell it for a thousand Galleons in Diagon Alley.
Or, perhaps, a Snitch will fly into your hands covered with stomach-acid burns and other bodily wastes, which you have little taste for and you will toss it away without thinking about where it could have come from.
Or perhaps you will remember.
Perhaps, and just maybe, you will remember the bold Boy-Who-Lived, the most feared Potions Master of Hogwarts, and how they blew out the bloody windows to save us all.
A/N: That\'s it! The end. Love you, love it, love everything right now.. ah, damn, it\'s over! Well, look for another companion piece, probably in the Hermione/Lucius (\'cause that\'s the hilariously ridiculous pairing we thought of) section...
A/N 2: Does anyone notice how the sections on the HP thing keep getting odder? I mean, honestly- DRACO/LUCIUS? JAMES/HARRY? How fucking WRONG is that? Damn, we\'re some twisted smut-readers...
Albus Dumbledore
I found this book, today, in the Boy-Who-Lived’s cupboard. He was preparing to move from his home and into Hogwarts so as to be closer to his rather love-struck husband, one Professor Severus S. Snape. Or, should I say, Professor Severus S. Snape-Potter.
Ah, to be young and in love…
However, this story needs finishing, and I feel inclined to do so. I have read three other, very similar journals kept with the three other couples that witnessed Voldemort’s defeat on the “airplane” (Harry still teases Severus about that), and I must say that the events turned out rather amusing.
Who knew that mine and Minerva’s plan to put love into these couples’ lives would turn out so fabulously? We certainly didn’t, we simply felt that the sexual tension between the entire group was too much for our liking. I must thank Remus for his ingenious scheme, along with the Weasley twins for their help in all of the matters. Without them, our little fun could never have been more than a shadow of a thought.
For further information, contact Narcissa Malfoy. She aided us in getting information on everything and has copies of all of the journals in a special vault to which only she has the key. Yes, true, her ex-husband and son were deeply involved in the schemes, but she took it all good-naturedly. Honestly, I believe that she sent Voldemort after them because she knew that all Harry needed was some love, which Severus had in ample amount.
We are now looking for ways in which Harry could possibly conceive a child. Strange as it seems, he is going at the task with extreme fervor, though the thought of Harry with a swelling baby-stomach is strangely odd. Ah, that would give me a laugh every day.
Thank you, Reader, for coming on the journey with us. I greatly value your input, though I doubt any of you will remember this after a while.
Perhaps you will remember, seeing as you obviously went through enough trouble to read this rather long and sometimes downright boring piece of literature. Perhaps you will take this notebook, probably old and faded when you attain it, and pass it around through your friends. Perhaps they will investigate its authenticity and you could sell it for a thousand Galleons in Diagon Alley.
Or, perhaps, a Snitch will fly into your hands covered with stomach-acid burns and other bodily wastes, which you have little taste for and you will toss it away without thinking about where it could have come from.
Or perhaps you will remember.
Perhaps, and just maybe, you will remember the bold Boy-Who-Lived, the most feared Potions Master of Hogwarts, and how they blew out the bloody windows to save us all.
A/N: That\'s it! The end. Love you, love it, love everything right now.. ah, damn, it\'s over! Well, look for another companion piece, probably in the Hermione/Lucius (\'cause that\'s the hilariously ridiculous pairing we thought of) section...
A/N 2: Does anyone notice how the sections on the HP thing keep getting odder? I mean, honestly- DRACO/LUCIUS? JAMES/HARRY? How fucking WRONG is that? Damn, we\'re some twisted smut-readers...