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Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Snape/Hermione
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
9
Views:
14,291
Reviews:
76
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Epilogue
Hawklaw\'s Drabble - the future
Vasectomy
“But you have to help me persuade him!” Hermione was perilously close to whining. “I don’t want more children, and contraceptives make me ill. It’s a simple spell. Poppy can cast it in a minute.”
Min snorted. “You think I’m going to tell Severus that he should let that woman do anything near his genitals? I’m a fertility god! I want my followers to be fertile!”
Hermione’s eyes narrowed dangerously. “Caligula! Nero! You know that statue that Mum and Dad don’t let you play with?”
“All right! I’ll talk to him!” Hermione just smiled and left her offering of wine.
Fabulous name for the children as well, I thought.
Vasectomy
“But you have to help me persuade him!” Hermione was perilously close to whining. “I don’t want more children, and contraceptives make me ill. It’s a simple spell. Poppy can cast it in a minute.”
Min snorted. “You think I’m going to tell Severus that he should let that woman do anything near his genitals? I’m a fertility god! I want my followers to be fertile!”
Hermione’s eyes narrowed dangerously. “Caligula! Nero! You know that statue that Mum and Dad don’t let you play with?”
“All right! I’ll talk to him!” Hermione just smiled and left her offering of wine.
Fabulous name for the children as well, I thought.