100 Ways to Kill a Weasley
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Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Snape/Hermione
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Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Snape/Hermione
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
93
Views:
41,847
Reviews:
236
Recommended:
1
Currently Reading:
1
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I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
What ever are we going to tell Harry?
"So you'll help me?" she asked calmly.
He smirked and nodded.
"Of course," he said.
She smiled a completely innocent smile and he thought he could see horns destroying her halo.
"Good."
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Ron was walking down by the lake alone when he heard someone coming up behind him. He turned to look, but no one was there. He shrugged and figured it must have been some animal. All of the sudden at petrifying spell hit his back and he fell flat on his face.
"Hmm, this is no fun," she said.
Suddenly he was floating in the air above the lake. The water was smooth and clear. Ron began to panic. He tried to scream but the petrifaction wouldn’t let him. Suddenly Ron was in the lake, and he was free of the spell. He swam to shore as quick as he could, never noticing that a hand took his wand out of his robes. Ron got out of the water and looked around, he reached for his wand and realized that it was missing.
"Poor Ron, loose something?" she whispered into the wind.
He turned trying to find her, but everywhere he looked he saw nothing.
"Who's there?" Ron asked nervously. She giggled.
"Only the wind dearest Ronnikins," she whispered.
The air around him started to churn.
"Oh yes, and my pet."
Snape appeared behind Ron.
"Snape! You bastard!" Ron screamed lunging at Snape.
He calmly dodged.
"You know you should be more careful, you might upset her," Snape said.
"Upset who?" Ron demanded.
Snape backed up to the edge of the lake.
"Her," he said.
Ron lunged at Snape, missed, and landed in the lake. She giggled.
"Enough play, hold him under," she said. Her voice dropped the innocent tone. "Liars and cheats deserve death."
Snape plunged into the water and grabbed Ron. He slowly pushed him under the water.
"No hard feelings Weasley," he said.
Soon Ron was dead and Snape left the water.
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"You know, you could have held him under, then you'd feel the same satisfaction that I do," he said.
"I know, but I don’t care to test the theory that moving water harms vampires," she said.
"But Hermione, a lake isn’t moving water," Snape said.
She wrapped her arms around him.
"It was when he was thrashing in it," she said smiling and kissing his neck.
Snape turned and pulled her into his chest. She leaned up and kissed him. As they broke for air her face turned innocent again.
"What ever are we going to tell Harry?"
He smirked and nodded.
"Of course," he said.
She smiled a completely innocent smile and he thought he could see horns destroying her halo.
"Good."
OoOoOoOo
Ron was walking down by the lake alone when he heard someone coming up behind him. He turned to look, but no one was there. He shrugged and figured it must have been some animal. All of the sudden at petrifying spell hit his back and he fell flat on his face.
"Hmm, this is no fun," she said.
Suddenly he was floating in the air above the lake. The water was smooth and clear. Ron began to panic. He tried to scream but the petrifaction wouldn’t let him. Suddenly Ron was in the lake, and he was free of the spell. He swam to shore as quick as he could, never noticing that a hand took his wand out of his robes. Ron got out of the water and looked around, he reached for his wand and realized that it was missing.
"Poor Ron, loose something?" she whispered into the wind.
He turned trying to find her, but everywhere he looked he saw nothing.
"Who's there?" Ron asked nervously. She giggled.
"Only the wind dearest Ronnikins," she whispered.
The air around him started to churn.
"Oh yes, and my pet."
Snape appeared behind Ron.
"Snape! You bastard!" Ron screamed lunging at Snape.
He calmly dodged.
"You know you should be more careful, you might upset her," Snape said.
"Upset who?" Ron demanded.
Snape backed up to the edge of the lake.
"Her," he said.
Ron lunged at Snape, missed, and landed in the lake. She giggled.
"Enough play, hold him under," she said. Her voice dropped the innocent tone. "Liars and cheats deserve death."
Snape plunged into the water and grabbed Ron. He slowly pushed him under the water.
"No hard feelings Weasley," he said.
Soon Ron was dead and Snape left the water.
OoOoOoOo
"You know, you could have held him under, then you'd feel the same satisfaction that I do," he said.
"I know, but I don’t care to test the theory that moving water harms vampires," she said.
"But Hermione, a lake isn’t moving water," Snape said.
She wrapped her arms around him.
"It was when he was thrashing in it," she said smiling and kissing his neck.
Snape turned and pulled her into his chest. She leaned up and kissed him. As they broke for air her face turned innocent again.
"What ever are we going to tell Harry?"