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100 Ways to Kill a Weasley

By: Ms_Figg
folder Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Snape/Hermione
Rating: Adult +
Chapters: 93
Views: 41,846
Reviews: 236
Recommended: 1
Currently Reading: 1
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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Jaylynn's Poem

Ron thought he was clever

He wouldn\'t get caught

No vows would be severed

or battles to be fought



Quickly he went

a meeting to keep

leaving not a hint

he made the leap



No thoughts of trouble

crossed his mind

Too wrapped up in his bubble

for thought of that kind



A blond he did think

his date for the night

But there was a kink

in the evening light



For she was a he

and had no thought of love

paid by a fee

He waited above



Gun in hand

he did aim

a bullet did land

nothing the same



Hermione was sad

When she learned the news

Sev wasn\'t so bad

He celebrated with booze



Now was his time

She would be free

regret he did mime

because soon she would see



He is the one

who could make her happy

The chase would be fun

but threated to make him sappy







A.n. Don\'t ask...lol I don\'t know, I guess I felt like I wanted to write a poem. It\'s not very good poem wise but it was fun to write, so you can enjoy it or run away.



Now where almost done, come on guys just a few more!
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