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 Harry Potter

I have just found another gorgeous dress!

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Luna Lovegood, Hermione Granger and 1 other liked this

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Draco Malfoy Really. Is there something you need to tell me Harry?

Severus Snape I knew it, Gryffindors Golden Boy is a cross dresser.

Fred Weasley Didn't think you'd have it in you Harry!

George Weasley Way to go! They're so comfy!

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Severus Snape

What is this muggle thing called... Viagra?

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Harry Potter It is.. Uh.. It helps.. it helps keep an erection..

Hermione Granger Uh... Yes, what Harry said...

Severus Snape Who would send that to unsuspecting men! I will have you know I do not need that to keep an erection.

Harry Potter I'm... going to walk away now...

Hermione Granger Good.. Good luck with that...

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Fred Weasley > George Weasley

What can we do George, He thinks we were the ones to get him the Viagra!

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George Weasley Keep calm and it'll blow over...

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Bellatrix LeStrange

More tea Mr. Specklesworth?

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Lucius Malfoy Were you thrown when you were a baby, Bella?

Bellatrix LeStrange Don't you dare say a bad word about Mr Specklesworth or I will Crucio you into the next century!

Lucius Malfoy Yes, certainly thrown when a baby.

Bellatrix LeStrange *hisses*

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Voldemort Dark-Lord

My brownie mix went all over the ceiling!

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Bellatrix LeStrange Lick it off then?

Voldemort Dark-Lord I did. Amazing what dark magic can do.

Bellatrix LeStrange You're not wearing that pink apron from Severus are you?

Voldemort Dark-Lord It's comfy, and protects my robes.

Severus Snape It wasn't me that gave you the apron My Lord, it was Lucius.