Harry Potter and the Serving of Justice

ATTENTION: Today's update is a special interlude that was inspired by a lovely flame comment given to us by anonymous user, Qzer. We’re not sure how this is pronounced, so we’re going call him/her “Penis” for the sake of convenience. Penis writes, “Pathetic.”

Well, Penis. We are so excited to inform you that YOU’RE OUR FIRST FLAMER!! *Confetti flies* In honor of your constructive flaming, Penis, we have written this special scene just for you and for everyone who enjoys Ron dying in new and exciting ways~~

As you may have noticed, we removed your flame from the comments section. This was required for the magic we used to bring it out of every-day-mundane reality and into the dazzlingly gay world of our fan fiction. Upon introduction to the fan fiction’s somewhat toxic atmosphere, the flame comment which Penis submitted sparked an immediate chain reaction in the fiction world.

With a sonic boom, the flame burst into the Harry Potter Fan Fiction Universe, and the word ‘PAAAATHETIIIIIIIC’ vibrated through the very magical air, setting Hermione’s teeth on edge.

The magical charge in the air gave Hermione a kind of energy, the likes of which she hadn’t felt since last night when she tied up Blaise and tested her new mail order toy on him. She suddenly knew this day, she needed to do something special. She found herself fiddling with the Resurrection Stone again.

There, in his puff of dark purple gay smoke, stood Ron Weasley. He looked annoyed and immediately began complaining.

Hermione’s eyes flashed and she cast a very potent OBLIVIATE on the annoying redhead.

Ron’s face went slack as all genetic coding which allowed the brain to send messages to vital organs within the body drained away. Ron’s body seized, and his face began turning purple. He was dying in the most pathetic way possible: forgetting to breathe.

Hermione called everyone in the story so far into the room to gaze and comment about how pathetic Ron Weasley had been.

There was much rejoicing and a massive party. Everyone gave thanks to Penis for the flame comment. They had a massive orgy which Snape filmed.

Let it be known that all flames shall be removed from your reality and brought into our own. We're not responsible for the consequences, the flamers are. If you want us to kill Ron in a special way, leave us a flame (or a nice comment) including key terms you would like incorporated into his manner of death.  We love you, Penis!

-Miki and Daxxi