The 12 Pains of Christmas
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Harry Potter AU/AR › Threesomes/Moresomes
Rating:
Adult
Chapters:
12
Views:
6,880
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Harry Potter, and I do not make any money from these writings.
The 8th thing at Christmas, that's such a pain to me...
The eighth thing at Christmas, that's such a pain to me: I WANT A TRANSFORMER FOR CHRISTMAS!
For the tenth time this day, Draco wondered how he let Harry and Severus talk him into this ridiculous farce.
Oh yeah! Harry gave me his sad-eyed, kicked puppy look, and Severus threatened to withhold sex...for a month!
"Smile...Santa!" Harry hissed between his teeth as the next child in line moved to sit on "Santa" Draco's lap. Draco resisted the urge to growl and turned a bright smile on the blonde, blue-eyed boy in his lap.
"And what do you want for Christmas, little boy? (1)" Draco/Santa asked. The little boy looked at him with wide unblinking eyes for the longest time. Just when Draco was about to send the child on his way, he came back to reality with a blink.
"I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!" the boy exclaimed in one breath. Draco stared at him, shocked for a moment, before an absurd thought came to him.
"You'll shoot your eye out, kid! Merry Christmas!" And he pushed the little menace off his lap.
"Draco!" Harry growled.
"Don't tell me you didn't think of it either."
"I did, but still -"
"I will not contribute to the delinquency of a minor, no matter how long Severus holds back sex." Draco whispered. Harry couldn't help but chuckle as he drew forward the next child.
"I WANT A TRANSFORMER FOR CHRISTMAS!!" the kid shouted directly in Draco's ear. Draco looked at Harry, whose face was bright red with suppressed laughter.
"You. Owe. Me." Draco growled.
(1) From the Jean Sheppard movie "A Christmas Story" – which I also do not own.
For the tenth time this day, Draco wondered how he let Harry and Severus talk him into this ridiculous farce.
Oh yeah! Harry gave me his sad-eyed, kicked puppy look, and Severus threatened to withhold sex...for a month!
"Smile...Santa!" Harry hissed between his teeth as the next child in line moved to sit on "Santa" Draco's lap. Draco resisted the urge to growl and turned a bright smile on the blonde, blue-eyed boy in his lap.
"And what do you want for Christmas, little boy? (1)" Draco/Santa asked. The little boy looked at him with wide unblinking eyes for the longest time. Just when Draco was about to send the child on his way, he came back to reality with a blink.
"I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!" the boy exclaimed in one breath. Draco stared at him, shocked for a moment, before an absurd thought came to him.
"You'll shoot your eye out, kid! Merry Christmas!" And he pushed the little menace off his lap.
"Draco!" Harry growled.
"Don't tell me you didn't think of it either."
"I did, but still -"
"I will not contribute to the delinquency of a minor, no matter how long Severus holds back sex." Draco whispered. Harry couldn't help but chuckle as he drew forward the next child.
"I WANT A TRANSFORMER FOR CHRISTMAS!!" the kid shouted directly in Draco's ear. Draco looked at Harry, whose face was bright red with suppressed laughter.
"You. Owe. Me." Draco growled.
(1) From the Jean Sheppard movie "A Christmas Story" – which I also do not own.