100 Ways to Kill a Weasley
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Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Snape/Hermione
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A-Harvesting We Go
A-Harvesting We Go
Restored to his position of Potions master after surviving Voldemort’s attempt at murdering him and switching his DADA class with Slughorn, Snape and Ronald Weasley made their way up the mountainside. It was after midnight but a full moon gave them plenty of light.
“Now remember, Mr. Weasley, in order to gain the extra credit you’ve requested, you have to harvest a full bag of Dragonsbane. It is very important as an ingredient in a potion brewed to repell dragons,” the pale wizard said as they approached the cave.
”Yes sir,” Ron said, glad for this opportunity. He needed to get good marks in Snape’s class in order to become an Auror. He wasn’t that great at brewing, so asked the wizard if there were any way he could get his marks up. To his surprise, Snape said he could.
The old bat must have mellowed since Voldemort kicked the cauldron.
Snape stopped about one hundred feet from a large opening in the mountainside.
“There you go, Mr. Weasley. Be sure to enter in full darkness at first. Dragonsbane is very sensitive to light. You will only want to use the Lumos spell quickly and in flashes to locate it. You will find the plants about fifty paces in, straight ahead,” Snape instructed.
”Yes sir,” Ron said eagerly, pulling out a small bag and his wand, “I’ll be back in a few minutes.”
Ron hurriedly entered the cave.
Snape reached into his inside robes pocket, pulled out a pair of dark glasses and put them on.
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Ron entered the cave and walked fifty paces straight forward as Snape instructed. He lit his wand, but didn’t see any plants. He kept it lit looking around. Ah, there the plants were . . . but they were still about twenty paces away. Snape must be slipping
Suddenly Ron heard a snort. Then another. Then another.
He held his wand higher, his blood running cold when he saw three pairs of yellow eyes with vertical pupils staring back at him. Three wafts of smoke issued from three very scaly and large nostrils . . .
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Snape’s greasy hair blew back as blinding white hot flames issued from the cave mouth, lighting and heating up the entire area for several seconds before dying out.
Snape removed his glasses and neatly tucked them back into his pocket. He looked at the cave, his lips quirked with amusement.
”Too bad you didn’t do your homework, Mr. Weasley,” the wizard purred. “If you had, you would have known that Dragonsbane only repels dragons when brewed. Otherwise . . . the effect it has on dragons is like that of catnip on felines. It attracts them. Ah well, Mr. Weasley. Die and learn.”
Snape turned and made his way back down the mountainside.
There was a certain brown-eyed, rather bushy-haired witch back at Hogwarts who was going to need quite a bit of comforting.
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A/N: lol. I like writing Evil!Snape. Ron really should have read up on it though. Lol.
Restored to his position of Potions master after surviving Voldemort’s attempt at murdering him and switching his DADA class with Slughorn, Snape and Ronald Weasley made their way up the mountainside. It was after midnight but a full moon gave them plenty of light.
“Now remember, Mr. Weasley, in order to gain the extra credit you’ve requested, you have to harvest a full bag of Dragonsbane. It is very important as an ingredient in a potion brewed to repell dragons,” the pale wizard said as they approached the cave.
”Yes sir,” Ron said, glad for this opportunity. He needed to get good marks in Snape’s class in order to become an Auror. He wasn’t that great at brewing, so asked the wizard if there were any way he could get his marks up. To his surprise, Snape said he could.
The old bat must have mellowed since Voldemort kicked the cauldron.
Snape stopped about one hundred feet from a large opening in the mountainside.
“There you go, Mr. Weasley. Be sure to enter in full darkness at first. Dragonsbane is very sensitive to light. You will only want to use the Lumos spell quickly and in flashes to locate it. You will find the plants about fifty paces in, straight ahead,” Snape instructed.
”Yes sir,” Ron said eagerly, pulling out a small bag and his wand, “I’ll be back in a few minutes.”
Ron hurriedly entered the cave.
Snape reached into his inside robes pocket, pulled out a pair of dark glasses and put them on.
*********************************************
Ron entered the cave and walked fifty paces straight forward as Snape instructed. He lit his wand, but didn’t see any plants. He kept it lit looking around. Ah, there the plants were . . . but they were still about twenty paces away. Snape must be slipping
Suddenly Ron heard a snort. Then another. Then another.
He held his wand higher, his blood running cold when he saw three pairs of yellow eyes with vertical pupils staring back at him. Three wafts of smoke issued from three very scaly and large nostrils . . .
********************************************
Snape’s greasy hair blew back as blinding white hot flames issued from the cave mouth, lighting and heating up the entire area for several seconds before dying out.
Snape removed his glasses and neatly tucked them back into his pocket. He looked at the cave, his lips quirked with amusement.
”Too bad you didn’t do your homework, Mr. Weasley,” the wizard purred. “If you had, you would have known that Dragonsbane only repels dragons when brewed. Otherwise . . . the effect it has on dragons is like that of catnip on felines. It attracts them. Ah well, Mr. Weasley. Die and learn.”
Snape turned and made his way back down the mountainside.
There was a certain brown-eyed, rather bushy-haired witch back at Hogwarts who was going to need quite a bit of comforting.
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A/N: lol. I like writing Evil!Snape. Ron really should have read up on it though. Lol.