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Harry Potter Crossovers › General - Misc
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
11
Views:
2,068
Reviews:
16
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Currently Reading:
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Sirius's demise
The sound of a motorcycle filled the room as Sirius appeared, throwing his helmet off his head looking around the room with a crazed look on his bloody and bruised face,
Sirius: Whatever happened to Saturday night,
When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright?
It don't seem the same since cosmic light
Came into my life, I thought I was divine.
He had spotted Ginny, she squealed throwing herself into his arms as he continued to sing
Sirius: I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go,
And listen to the music on the radio;
A saxophone was blowin' in a rock 'n roll show.
You climbed in the back seat, you really had a good time.
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll.
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll.
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll.
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll.
Suddenly Hermione realized he was looking at her, Ginny was pulling him back trying to get his attention again,
Sirius: My head used to swim from the perfume I smelled.
My hands kind of fumbled with her white plastic belt.
I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and that's when I'd melt
And she'd whisper in my ear tonight she really was mine.
Get back in front, put some hair oil on
Buddy Holly was singing his very last song.
With your arms around your girl you'd try to sing along.
It felt pretty good. Woo! You really had a good time.
At this point Voldemort was furiouse at his party being interupted, pushing Draco into the lift he locked it adavcing on Sirius who was singing and riding his bike.
Sirius: Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll.
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll.
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll.
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll.
Finally noticing Voldemort with an Axe he yelled trying to get away, Voldemort followed an evil grin on his face. The last Hermione and Harry heard of the singing biker was his screams and Ginny screaming in terror. Coming out of the freezer, Voldemort noticed Draco banging on his cell door. "One from the vaults. Oh baby!.. Don't be upset... It was a mercy killing... he had a
certain naive charm, but no muscle... Oh!"
Draco had pinned Voldemort up against the wall.
Voldemort: But a deltoid and a bicep.
A hot groin and a tricep.
Makes me, oooh, shake,
Makes me want to take Charles Atlas by the...ha-ha-hand.
Voldemort and Death eaters: In just seven days I can make you a man.
Voldemort: I don't want no dissention, just dynamic tension.
Hermione: I'm a muscle fan.
Everyone looked at her shocked, Harry included.
Voldemort: In just seven days, I can make you a man
Dig it if you can
In just seven days, I can make you a man.
Death eaters: Voldemort and draco, rah-rah-rah! Voldemory and draco, rah-rah-rah!
With that Voldemort and Draco dissapeared behind a curtain which Hermione had noticed had a bed behind it.
Sirius: Whatever happened to Saturday night,
When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright?
It don't seem the same since cosmic light
Came into my life, I thought I was divine.
He had spotted Ginny, she squealed throwing herself into his arms as he continued to sing
Sirius: I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go,
And listen to the music on the radio;
A saxophone was blowin' in a rock 'n roll show.
You climbed in the back seat, you really had a good time.
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll.
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll.
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll.
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll.
Suddenly Hermione realized he was looking at her, Ginny was pulling him back trying to get his attention again,
Sirius: My head used to swim from the perfume I smelled.
My hands kind of fumbled with her white plastic belt.
I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and that's when I'd melt
And she'd whisper in my ear tonight she really was mine.
Get back in front, put some hair oil on
Buddy Holly was singing his very last song.
With your arms around your girl you'd try to sing along.
It felt pretty good. Woo! You really had a good time.
At this point Voldemort was furiouse at his party being interupted, pushing Draco into the lift he locked it adavcing on Sirius who was singing and riding his bike.
Sirius: Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll.
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll.
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll.
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll.
Finally noticing Voldemort with an Axe he yelled trying to get away, Voldemort followed an evil grin on his face. The last Hermione and Harry heard of the singing biker was his screams and Ginny screaming in terror. Coming out of the freezer, Voldemort noticed Draco banging on his cell door. "One from the vaults. Oh baby!.. Don't be upset... It was a mercy killing... he had a
certain naive charm, but no muscle... Oh!"
Draco had pinned Voldemort up against the wall.
Voldemort: But a deltoid and a bicep.
A hot groin and a tricep.
Makes me, oooh, shake,
Makes me want to take Charles Atlas by the...ha-ha-hand.
Voldemort and Death eaters: In just seven days I can make you a man.
Voldemort: I don't want no dissention, just dynamic tension.
Hermione: I'm a muscle fan.
Everyone looked at her shocked, Harry included.
Voldemort: In just seven days, I can make you a man
Dig it if you can
In just seven days, I can make you a man.
Death eaters: Voldemort and draco, rah-rah-rah! Voldemory and draco, rah-rah-rah!
With that Voldemort and Draco dissapeared behind a curtain which Hermione had noticed had a bed behind it.