Let the show go on

Hermione walked back into the study at Malfoy Manor looking at Draco and Lucius in deep conversation. "Whats going on?" Both blondes looked up at her realization dawning on their faces, what would be the chance that the Nightshades only remaining daughter was called HErmione and they had a Hermione right here. "Hermione dear come sit with us, I am wondering have you heard about the Family called Nightshade?" Hermione nodded, "Yes they were a very proment family back in Voldemorts first reighn, they were all killed out only they never found one girl a mere child of six." Lucius nodded yes that was the history, "Did you know her name was Hermione?" Hermione looked at them shocked, "You mean you think?" Draco nodded, yes they would be able to pull this off if only they could teach Hermione how to act like a pureblood. "But if its me I wouldnt know the first thing about acting like a lady." Lucius smirked at Draco, "That my dear is why we are going to help you,"

[Lucius]
You were born in a manor by the sea.

[Hermione]
A manor by the sea?
Could it be?

[Lucius]
Yes, that's right.
You rode broomsticks when you were only three.

[Hermione]
Broomstick riding? Me?

[Lucius]
And the broom...

[Draco]
It was the best!

[Lucius]
You made faces and terrorized the house elves!

[Draco]
Threw them in the brook!

[Hermione]
Was I wild?

[Draco]
Wrote the book!

[Lucius]
But you'd behave when your father gave that look!

[Draco]
Imagine how it was!

[Lucius]
Your long-forgotten past!

[Lucius and Draco]
We've lots and lots to teach you and the time is gonig fast!

[Hermione]
All right...I'm ready!

[Lucius]
Now, shoulders back and stand up tall

[Draco]
And do not walk, but try to float.

[Hermione]
I feel a little foolish.
Am I floating?

[Lucius]
Like a little boat!

[Draco]
You give a bow.

[Hermione]
What happens now?

[Lucius]
Your hand receives a kiss!

[Lucius and Draco]
Most of all remember this:

[Lucius]
If I can learn to do it, you can learn to do it.

[Draco]
Something in you knows it --

[Lucius and Draco]
There's nothing to it!

[Lucius]
Follow in my footsteps, shoe by shoe!

[Lucius and Draco]
You can learn to do it too!

[Lucius]
Now, elbows in and sit up straight

[Draco]
And never slurp the stroganoff.

[Hermione]
I never cared for stroganoff!

[Lucius]
She said that like a pureblood!

[Draco]
The Samovar.

[Lucius]
The caviar.

[Hermione]
Dessert and then goodnight?

[Lucius and Draco]
Not until you get this right!

[Lucius]
If I can learn to do it

[Draco]
If he can learn to do it

[Lucius]
You can learn to do it!

[Draco]
You can learn to do it

[Lucius]
Pull yourself together

[Lucius and Draco]
And you'll pull through it!

[Lucius]
Tell yourself it's easy

[Lucius and Draco]
And it's true!
You can learn to do it too!

[Lucius]
Next, you must memorize the names of the family.
Now here we have Kropotkin

[Draco]
Shot Potemkin

[Lucius]
In the Botkin.

[Hermione]
Oh!

[Lucius]
And dear old uncle Vanya loved his Fire whiskey

[Draco]
Got it 'Mione?

[Hermione]
No!

[Lucius]
The Baron Pushkin

[Hermione]
He was...?

[Draco]
Short!

[Lucius]
Count Anatoly

[Hermione]
Had a... ?

[Draco]
Wart!

[Lucius]
Count Sergei

[Draco]
Wore a feathered hat.

[Lucius]
I hear he's gotten very fat.

[Hermione]
And I recall his yellow cat!


Luicus and Draco looked at each other in shock
[Lucius]
I don't believe we told her that.

Hermione was getting the gist of it now,

[HErmione]
If you can learn to do it,
I can learn to do it!

[Lucius]
Don't know how you knew it

[Hermione]
I simply knew it!
Suddenly I feel like someone new...

[Lucius and Draco]
Hermione, you're a dream come true!

If I can learn to do it,

[Hermione]
If I can learn to do it

[Lucius and Draco]
You can learn to do it!

[Hermione]
You can learn to do it.

[Hermione and Draco]
Pull yourself together

[ALL THREE]
And you'll pull through it!

[Lucius]
Tell yourself it's easy,

[ALL THREE]
And it's true --

[Lucius and Draco]
You can learn to do it,

[Hermione]
Nothing to it!

[ALL THREE]
You can learn to do it too!

Exahusted all three collapsed into the sofa laughing amongst them selves as they figured out when they would leave for London to show Hermione to the Lady Nightshade

A/N this is 'you can learn to do it' from Anastasia