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musical hogwarts

By: kelliechar
folder Harry Potter › General
Rating: Adult ++
Chapters: 21
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Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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Pansy sings about herself

Draco looked over at Pansy in distaste as she flaunted herself in front of the Slytherin boys and all the other houses. Pansy thought she was all that a pureblood princess, he winced as he heard her voice suddenly lift and Draco knew once again she would sing about what she loved most HERSELF

(PANSY)
Ladies, we\'ve got work to do
Pass me a wand,
Perfect isn\'t easy
But it\'s me
When one knows the world is watching
One does what one must
Some minor adjustments, darling
Not for my vanity
But for humanity

Each little step a pose
See how the breeding shows
Sometimes it\'s too much for even me
But when all the world says, \"Yes\"
Then who am I to say \"No\"?
Don\'t ask a muggle to strut like a pureblood
No, ladies, you need a pro


Not a pimple or a flaw
Take a peek at that manicure
La la la la
Perfection becomes me, nest ce pas?
Unrivaled, unruffled
I\'m beauty unleashed
Yeah!
Jarred rock, hard stock
So classc and classy
We\'re not talking barbie

And Ah! Ah! Ooo. . .

Tho\' many covet my looks and money
They\'re barking up the wrong tree
You pretty wizards all over the school
I have your hearts and you have my pity
Pretty is nice but still
It\'s just pretty
Perfect, my dears
Is me

Pansy finshed with a low curtsy as Draco roled his eyes deciding to leave and see if he could find some Gryffindores to terrorise.

A/N \'Perfect is me\' is sung by a poodle in Oliver and company
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