I'm Beautiful, Damn It!

Hello! Its disclaimer time once again. We do not own Harry blah blah blah, on with the fic!

Chapter 8
Underwear and Lipgloss

“Yea, well, you know, can help it.” Draco said in a proud voice, “Well, moving on, what do you think?” Draco motioned to his boxers. He was the sexiest guy at school and she was getting to see him in his underwear. Hermione stood there for a minute, damn he is beautiful, she thought.

“Hermione....” he said slowly. She was stuck, obviously that was not proper slumber party attire but he looked so good. who wouldn’t want that at their slumber party, she thought.

“Don’t you have any pajama pants?” she asked.

“Pajama pants?” he mumbled. Draco looked in his trunk and back at her.

“I take that as a no.” she said , “hmmm..... well, if that’s all you got......okay.” Hermione tried to sound non-caring. Pansy would die, she thought, I almost wish she could she this! Her ‘boyfriend’ is having a slumber party with a ‘filthy mudblood‘ in his underwear. Hermione laughed.

“What’s so funny?” Draco said eyeing himself in the mirror to see if something was out of place.

“Nothing, come on.” they headed back to her room.

“Hey, wheres your pajamas?” he whined.

She made her way over to her trunk and opened it, only to roughly be pushed out of the way by Draco.

“Hmm...lets see here...oooh! This is nice!” he held up a pink skimpy thong.

“Yea, how about no, Draco, ok?” she said rolling her eyes.

“No....No.....No....” he said as he threw several items of clothing over his shoulder.

“Oh my god Granger, you actually wear this?” he asked holding up a large pair of zip up pajamas....the kind with the little feet in them.

“Theyre good for when the castle gets cold in the winter. Look, are you going to pick something or make fun of my shit for the rest of the night?” she hissed.

Draco perked up.

“Can we work that into the schedule?” he asked hopefully.

Hermione rolled her eyes.

After a few more moments Draco shot up triumphantly holding a soft pink cami and boy shorts.

“These are HOT!” he called thrusting them into the air for emphasis. “Put these on...now.”

Hermione hesitated. “I don’t know......I mean, I can never get them to fit right. The bottom of my ass always hangs out and...”

He interrupted “Put them on NOW!” he cried and shoved her in the direction of the bathroom.

“Well, its better than the thong” she thought.

Hermione stood in front of the mirror.

“This isn’t so bad” she thought. “Is it? Heeey, good lookin‘” she said, kind of shaking her head back and forth. “I’m beautiful too, damn it!”

She walked out and twirled around while Draco applauded.

“What do you think?” she asked, shyly.

“Draco likey!” he announced.

“Now, lets see, what should we do first?” she asked looking at Draco.

“I don’t know I’ve never had one of these thingy\'s.” He said matter of a fact like.

“Okay, well, we could give each other makeovers, or eat junk food and tell secrets, or.” she stopped, what I’m I doing, there is no way he is going to do this with me, there has to be a catch, she thought.

“Well...” He said wanting to hear what else she had planned.

“Why are you doing this?” She asked.

“Doing what?” He asked sitting up straight.

“All this, the slumber party, any of it.” She said.

“Because it sounds fun.” He responded giving a little smile. Hermione didn’t know why but she was comforted by that. She decided to end the conversation.

“Well,” she said trying not to kill the mood, “makeovers it is!”


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Makeovers....hmmm...makeovers. He didn’t think he really needed a style update. And when she broke out a large make up case with three unfoldable tiers, he began to panic.

“What exactly are you going to do to me?” he asked cautiously.

Hermione smiled.

“Well, I’m going to do what any girl would do to you, being alone in her bedroom at night with only your underwear on.....I’m going to put lip gloss on you!” she grabbed his hand and drug him toward the bathroom before he had a chance to protest.

Draco sat on Hermione’s toilet again, he was very uneasy about this and she could tell.

“Its not going to hurt...well, maybe a little.” She said. Draco whined.

“I’m joking.” she said laughing.

She opened up her make up case and took out several tiny, sparkly, butterfly claw clips.

“Oh no, not the hair again!” He cried.

“Don’t be a baby! If we’re going to do this slumber party thing we’re gonna do it right....Unless you’d like to go back to your dorm and just call the whole thing off...” Hermione raised an eyebrow.

He sighed heavily.

“Fiiiiine” he huffed. “But I get to do you next right?”

“Yea, sure. Now hold still.”

She pulled his hair back into several tiny pony tails.

“Close your eyes for me.” she said.

“Ouch!” he immediately said.

“Oh geez I haven’t even touched you yet now will you just shut up and hold still?” she said, exasperated.

She applied a sparkly blue.

“Ohh thats so pretty! Its really coming along nicely!” she exclaimed.

This eased him a little. He actually kind of smiled a bit. Ego stroking was ego stroking to Draco. Even if he was in eyeshadow.

She applied mascara.

“You know, you’d make a lovely girl!” she laughed.

He flashed her a dirty look.

“Ok ok,” she said. “You make a very lovely boy in make up, hows that?”

“Better, thank you” he said, trying to maintain what little dignity he had left.

“I could loan you a dress”

“I could poke you in the eye”

Hermione dropped the subject.

“Pucker for me” she said.

He grinned.

“For lipgloss, dumbass.”

“Thats just what you want me to think. I know what youre trying to do! You gonna try and look at my ‘stuff’!”

“Oh yes, that is totally it. Now pucker damn it!” she commanded.

He closed his eyes and puckered only to have the cold goop smeared on his mouth.

He frowned.

“Bitch”

“Ferret.” she countered “Oh my gosh! Youre so pretty!” she gushed.

Without a thought to his appearance, he announced “Your turn!!”

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Draco was crouched in front of her, tongue hanging out and cocked to the side, deeply involved in his work.

“Ouch!” she cried as he poked her in the eye with an eye pencil.

“Lets see, what was it you said to me? ‘Don’t be a baby?’” he said as he continued his attempt at lining her eyes.

She felt the pencil extending to the side of her face.

“What are you doing??” she asked.

“I’m giving you cat eyes now hold still.” he said, becoming slightly irritated. “I didn’t question you, Ms. Queen of The Sky Blue Eye Goop.”

She sighed heavily.

She watched him pick a saucy red lip tint.

“Ooooh, I like this one” he stated.

Hermione grinned.

“Remind you of Pansy?” she snorted.

He suddenly looked disgusted with his choice.

He picked out another. A sheer pink, glossy color.

“Now pucker for me” he said, mocking Hermione’s voice.

She glared at him.

He smeared it on her lips.

“There!” he cried. “Beautiful!”

Hermione smiled shyly. Really not wanting to look in the mirror. Merlin only knows what he’d done to her and he was so proud of it. She really didn’t want to shatter his confidence by screaming and heading immediately for the sink.


“So, what are we going to do now?” he asked.

“I don’t know, what do you want to do?” she asked.

He shrugged. “You’re the one screwing this cat, I’m just holding the tail.”

Hermione’s eyes were as big as saucers.

“I’m not touching that with a ten foot pole.”

Draco looked confused.

“Anyway, she said, moving on, how about....umm...Kareoke?” she asked

“I’m standing here in my underwear and lip gloss. Things can’t possibly get worse. Bring it on, bitch.” he
challenged.


A/N: OooOOOoh! and the party don’t stop! Pleeeeeeease come back for the second part of Draco’s first muggley sleepover. We have some REALLY funny stuff planned for this story. I’ve laughed so hard I’ve actually full on pig snorted a couple times!!!!! R&R!!!!!!!!