Kiss the Boy

Yay ^_^ Somebody finally responded to my KTB Challenge. She goes by \'Nicole\', and her email is:

mangomuncher2u@comcast.net

This is her version of The Lion King\'s \"I Just Can\'t Wait to Be King.\" It\'s quite good, actually.

I really hope this inspires everyone else to write something of their own. Maybe if I get enough, I\'ll pick up the plot where I left off.


DRACO
I\'m gonna be a mighty fag
So bisexuals beware

SNAPE
Well I\'ve never seen a straight or gay
with quite so little flair

DRACO
I\'m gonna be the main topic
Like no fag was before
I\'m feeling up
I\'m looking down
I\'m working on my BLOW

SNAPE
Thus far a rather uninspiring gay

DRACO
Oh I just can\'t wait to be gay!

SNAPE
You\'ve got quite a ways to go Mr. Malfoy, if
you think....

DRACO
No one saying kill this…
(SNAPE)
Now when I said that –

PANSY
No one saying be there...
(SNAPE)
Give me that wand!

DRACO
No one saying block that...
(SNAPE)
You don\'t realize–

PANSY
No one saying, “see here”...
(SNAPE)
NOW SEE HERE!

DRACO
We gonna shag around all day

SNAPE
Well that’s definitely out of the question!

DRACO
We gonna do it all my way!

SNAPE
I think its time that you and I
Arranged a heart-to-heart

DRACO
Fags don\'t need advice
From straight professors for a start

SNAPE
If this is where the aristocracy is headed
COUNT ME OUT!
Out of the order
Out of England
I wouldn\'t stalk about!
This child is getting bloody out of wing

DRACO
Oh I just can\'t wait to be gay!

PANSY, BLAISE, CRABBE, GOYLE
Hmmmmm Ahhhh
Hmmmmm Ahhhh
Hmmmmm Ahhhh

DRACO
Everybody look left
Everybody look right
Everywhere you look
I\'m in the limelight

SNAPE
NOT YET!

PANSY, BLAISE, CRABBE, GOYLE
Let every student know
The guy can sing
Let every virgin know
That he should scream
It\'s gonna be Hogwarts’ greatest fling!

EVERYONE
Oh I just can\'t wait to be gay!
Oh I just can\'t wait to be gay!
OH I JUST CAN\'T WAIT TO BE GAY!!!

SNAPE
Well at least your father must be happy.....


Once again, it\'s by Nicole at:

mangomuncher2u@comcast.net