100 Ways to Kill a Weasley
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Sushi
Disclaimer. Fic written by many authors. JKR owns the characters. I just change the situation.
a/n: oh well i was inspired or so and wrote this :P
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Crack!
The sound of Apparation drew Hermione's attention. Slowly she turned her head to see where the noise originated and saw it was no one other than Ron.
"Bloody hell, Apparition gives me nausea," Ron mumbled.
"Ron?" Hermione asked, surprised to see him.
"Oh. Hey, 'Mione.'"
He walked quickly to where she was sitting, kissed her cheek and sat down next to her.
Hermione smiled.
"Ron, what are you doing here?" she asked him.
Hermione looked nervous and she had a reason to be. In the next room Severus Snape, her ex-professor, was sleeping soundly in her bed.
Thank the gods he didn't snore.
"I wanted to ask you out for dinner," Ron said simply.
"Uhmm ... sure," Hermione replied, "but you know it will be just as friends."
Ron quickly answered
"Sure! Nothing other than that," he grinned.
Hemione always thought he looked cute when did that, even with her many years of knowing him.
"Okay, where are we going?" Hemione asked him.
"A Sushi bar," Ron replied
"Right. Who told you I liked Sushi?" she inquired.
Hermione rose from the couch and was quickly followed by Ron, who walked behind her.
"No one, actually. I've been eating Muggle food lately and I'm quite satisfied with it," he responded.
Hermione turned to face him, thinking.
"All right, where should we meet?" she asked the wizard.
"Meet? Nonsense. I'll pick you up here at seven this evening. Be ready," he told her, and then Disapparated.
"Boy, he must be busy," Hermione thought
She heard a noise in her bedroom, entered and found Severus reclined against the headboard of the bed, reading a book. The minute he saw her, he spoke.
"What did that Weasley boy want?" he sneered.
"Aw, don't get grumpy, Severus. He just wanted to go out with me tonight for Sushi," she replied placatingly.
Hermione approached the bed and started crawling between Severus' thighs.
"Um, very well," Snape murmured.
Seconds later, he felt warm lips cover his own and drew Hermione closer to him.
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Seven PM
"Ready to go?" Ron asked Hermione.
"Yes," she replied.
They arrived at a nice restaurant. Muggle couples were dining and Sushi chefs were preparing the delicacy publicly.
"Wow, this is nice," Hermione commented.
"It is," Ron agreed.
They walked to their table and waited to place their order.
"I'll have octopus roll and red wine," Ron told the waitress.
"Uh, I think I'll settle for bowl of rice and a glass of water," Hermione said to the waitress, who nodded and walked away.
"Not into Sushi 'Mione?" Ron asked her.
"No, I mean yes, but not now," she replied.
"No problem," Ron said.
Twenty minutes later the waitress returned with their orders.
"Bloody hell, this is soooo good!" Ron exclaimed while taking big bites of his food and basically eating like a pig.
Hermione giggled. Ron was acting so typical, gulping down his food just like he used to do at school meals.
Hermione was eating her food, but she so wished Ron was Severus. She missed him.
"Done," Ron finally said, finishing his meal.
Before even a minute passed, he spoke again.
"Uh, I'm not feeling well. I'm going to the loo," he said.
He quickly rose from the table and headed for the bathroom, leaving Hermione to drink her water.
Ron was gone about ten minutes. When he returned to the table, he looked very pallid.
"What's wrong?" Hermione asked him, but Ron just blinked at her, then fell to the floor.
Hermione quickly knelt beside Ron, checking his condition. He was still breathing but unconscious. She yelled for someone to call an ambulance.
Twenty-five minutes later the ambulance arrived. But it was too late.
Ron had already died.
In the coroner's report was this conclusion: Death caused by contaminated octopus and extreme diarrhea.
Hermione mourned for Ron and felt a pair of strong arms wrap around her.
It was Severus, trying to console her.
"Look at it on the positive side, Hermione. Mr. Weasley died doing the his favorite thing. Eating," Severus said.
Hermione looked at him, sobbed, then giggled through her tears at this comment.
"Indeed," she thought.
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a/n: oh well i was inspired or so and wrote this :P
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Crack!
The sound of Apparation drew Hermione's attention. Slowly she turned her head to see where the noise originated and saw it was no one other than Ron.
"Bloody hell, Apparition gives me nausea," Ron mumbled.
"Ron?" Hermione asked, surprised to see him.
"Oh. Hey, 'Mione.'"
He walked quickly to where she was sitting, kissed her cheek and sat down next to her.
Hermione smiled.
"Ron, what are you doing here?" she asked him.
Hermione looked nervous and she had a reason to be. In the next room Severus Snape, her ex-professor, was sleeping soundly in her bed.
Thank the gods he didn't snore.
"I wanted to ask you out for dinner," Ron said simply.
"Uhmm ... sure," Hermione replied, "but you know it will be just as friends."
Ron quickly answered
"Sure! Nothing other than that," he grinned.
Hemione always thought he looked cute when did that, even with her many years of knowing him.
"Okay, where are we going?" Hemione asked him.
"A Sushi bar," Ron replied
"Right. Who told you I liked Sushi?" she inquired.
Hermione rose from the couch and was quickly followed by Ron, who walked behind her.
"No one, actually. I've been eating Muggle food lately and I'm quite satisfied with it," he responded.
Hermione turned to face him, thinking.
"All right, where should we meet?" she asked the wizard.
"Meet? Nonsense. I'll pick you up here at seven this evening. Be ready," he told her, and then Disapparated.
"Boy, he must be busy," Hermione thought
She heard a noise in her bedroom, entered and found Severus reclined against the headboard of the bed, reading a book. The minute he saw her, he spoke.
"What did that Weasley boy want?" he sneered.
"Aw, don't get grumpy, Severus. He just wanted to go out with me tonight for Sushi," she replied placatingly.
Hermione approached the bed and started crawling between Severus' thighs.
"Um, very well," Snape murmured.
Seconds later, he felt warm lips cover his own and drew Hermione closer to him.
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Seven PM
"Ready to go?" Ron asked Hermione.
"Yes," she replied.
They arrived at a nice restaurant. Muggle couples were dining and Sushi chefs were preparing the delicacy publicly.
"Wow, this is nice," Hermione commented.
"It is," Ron agreed.
They walked to their table and waited to place their order.
"I'll have octopus roll and red wine," Ron told the waitress.
"Uh, I think I'll settle for bowl of rice and a glass of water," Hermione said to the waitress, who nodded and walked away.
"Not into Sushi 'Mione?" Ron asked her.
"No, I mean yes, but not now," she replied.
"No problem," Ron said.
Twenty minutes later the waitress returned with their orders.
"Bloody hell, this is soooo good!" Ron exclaimed while taking big bites of his food and basically eating like a pig.
Hermione giggled. Ron was acting so typical, gulping down his food just like he used to do at school meals.
Hermione was eating her food, but she so wished Ron was Severus. She missed him.
"Done," Ron finally said, finishing his meal.
Before even a minute passed, he spoke again.
"Uh, I'm not feeling well. I'm going to the loo," he said.
He quickly rose from the table and headed for the bathroom, leaving Hermione to drink her water.
Ron was gone about ten minutes. When he returned to the table, he looked very pallid.
"What's wrong?" Hermione asked him, but Ron just blinked at her, then fell to the floor.
Hermione quickly knelt beside Ron, checking his condition. He was still breathing but unconscious. She yelled for someone to call an ambulance.
Twenty-five minutes later the ambulance arrived. But it was too late.
Ron had already died.
In the coroner's report was this conclusion: Death caused by contaminated octopus and extreme diarrhea.
Hermione mourned for Ron and felt a pair of strong arms wrap around her.
It was Severus, trying to console her.
"Look at it on the positive side, Hermione. Mr. Weasley died doing the his favorite thing. Eating," Severus said.
Hermione looked at him, sobbed, then giggled through her tears at this comment.
"Indeed," she thought.
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