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By: KerantliDreamer
folder Harry Potter › General
Rating: Adult +
Chapters: 9
Views: 10,046
Reviews: 40
Recommended: 2
Currently Reading: 0
Disclaimer: I do not own the Harry Potter franchise or universe. I do not make any money from this.
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Chapter Seven




Dobby House-Elf

Harry Potter's Miss helpd me!

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Harry Potter likes this

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Hermione Granger I'm not Harry Potters Miss, Dobby. Call me Hermione, please

Dobby House-Elf Oky Hermione.



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Kreacher House-Elf

Dirty Mudblood trying to add Kreacher. Kreacher being good elf and tidying computer.

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Dobby House-Elf Ther is nthing wrong with Harry Potters Miss!



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Ronald Weasley

Someone needs to tell dear Ronniekins, never leave his facebook open, else he gets facejacked. - Love Draco.



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Fred Weasley – George Weasley

really can't think of anything to say, so lets just go with knickers on an avocado and titty uplifters



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Voldemort Dark-Lord

I am the greatest villain in history!

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Darth Vader You are the greatest? You were beat by a 1 year old!

Voldemort Dark-Lord Be quiet or I let slip about the last Villain meet up.

Darth Vader You don't have the gall.



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Blaise Zabini

The last one to Avada Kedavra Ronald Weasely wins!

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Draco Malfoy What, in real life or on here?

Blaise Zabini Only on here. A good old game of Avada the Weasle should clear the air for everyone.

Draco Malfoy Damn.



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Draco Malfoy – Ronald Weasley

AVADA KEDAVRA!

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Ronald Weasley What?!



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Hermione Granger – Ronald Weasley

AVADA KEDAVRA!

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Ronald Weasley WHY?!



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Ronald Weasley

Why is everyone Avada Kedavra-ing me?!



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Remus Lupin

I'm... going to be a father?! But... I'm not ready!

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Hermione Granger Congratulations!

Harry Potter Am I the god father?

Remus Lupin Let me get my head around the fact I'm going to be a father first Harry!

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