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Adult +
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29,446
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96
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chapter 7
Hope this chapter will answer some questions. And also, some other couples! Yay!
Hope you like, enjoy.
Chapter 7
When Harry woke up four days later in their nest he was still tired. And sore. Draco had turned into some sex machine and they had mated for three days almost none stop. But Harry couldn’t day that he hadn’t enjoyed it… They had collapsed in the nest after they came back in the morning on the fourth day and slept until nightfall. Draco had woken up first and gone out and hunted. He had killed three rabbits and taken them back. Harry ate two before Draco even finished his first. Hagrid had come over with some meat and explained that Harry would be pregnant for only 7-8 weeks and would lay one or two eggs. He would need food and lots of it so Hagrid told them that he would be over with some extra rabbits every night.
Right now Harry was lying in the nest and waited for Draco. Neither Draco nor Hagrid let him out of the nest more than necessary. He just lay there, waiting for Draco to come back from a hunt and then they would lay there and talk. They had already decided that even if their professors came up with a cure they would stay hippogriffs until the children they got were old enough to fend for themselves.
“So, what do you think they will look like?”
“I don’t know Harry. They could take after us. It could be only one and then he would probably be a mix between us.”
“Hm… I hope that there will be two because then one may look like you and one like me.”
“Well I hope not. If one look like you and is a submissive I will have to fight off mates for a long time…”
“You sound just like a father. I hope you’re not going to lock our son in until he’s 18?”
Draco chuckled and then head butted Harry.
“You never know. My son or sons are not going to be forced into some mating. I’m going to let them choose. But I must like them first and they have to be strong.”
Harry just smiled and nuzzled Draco. Just then Hagrid came walking with some small animals in his hand.
…..
Hogwarts
…..
“So, Severus, have you managed to brew the potion?” Severus sighed and then shook his head.
Everyone who was sitting in the headmaster’s office sighed and looked at Dumbledore. They had all been working nonstop for a weak to find a cure. Severus had tried to brew the potion again. Dumbledore had tried to take Fred’s and George’s memories. McGonagall had read all about transfiguration she could find to see if they could get them back. Lucius had together with George and Fred tried to do the prank again. Nothing, they had found nothing that could help them. Severus had been the last solution. He was going to try and brew a potion that could make any spell gone wrong revert the person back to original.
“So, what are we going to do?” They turned and looked at a very sad looking George. Lucius surprised everyone when he gave George a pet on the shoulder and smiled gently at him.
“We’ll figure something out. I have to get back to my Manor for some business for today.” Lucius gracefully rose and then started to walk to the gate. George and Fred looked at each other and quickly excused themselves and ran after him.
“Mr Malfoy!” Lucius turned and saw the twins running to catch up with him. He stopped and waited for them.
“Mr Malfoy we’re-”
“Lucius.”
“Huh?”
“Call me Lucius.”
“Eh okay. Lucius, we just want you to know that we’re very sorry for what we did and-”
Lucius held up a hand to stop them.
“Don’t worry. I have been thinking and I think that this is going to be good for my Draco. And Hagrid told me yesterday that both he and Harry seem happy so I think this is something good.”
The twins sighed but smiled and looked first at Lucius and then at each other. Lucius then did something that left them stunned. He kissed them, both, on the mouth and then with a smirk apparated away. George and Fred stood frozen but then Fred felt something in his hand. He looked down and there was a letter. He quickly tore it open and they began to read.
My Dear Twins
I hope that I didn’t shock you too much with those two little kisses.
If you want more I suggest that you come to the Malfoy Manor.
You have one hour before my wards goes up again.
I’ll be waiting.
Yours, Lucius
The twins stared at the letter, then at each other and then at the letter again. Then they quickly ran up get some of their stuff that they would need…
“Professor Snape!” Snape turned around and saw Ron (It’s Weasley Severus!) come walking towards him.
“Yes Weasley? What can I do for you?”
“I was just wondering if you have found a cure or-”
“No we haven’t. If we had, wouldn’t they be here by now? Sometimes your stupidity surprises me Weasley.” Ron’s face paled and he looked like he had been slapped. He then bowed his head and mumbled something that Snape didn’t catch. He turned around and quickly walked away. Snape stood there and looked at him leaving, sighing when Ron turned around the corner and disappeared. He didn’t see that two pair of eyes had seen the whole thing. Nor did he see two identical smirks…
…..
In the Forbidden Forest
…..
“So Harry. We heard that you and Draco are going to be parents.”
Harry looked at Hermione sharply and then at Ron before he turned away. When he didn’t hear anything coming from Ron he looked at him. Hermione was also looking at him, waving her hand in front of his eyes.
“Ron, Ron!” He jerked and then blinked.
“What?”
“Haven’t you listened?”
“No?”
“Well, I’ll say it again. Harry and Draco are going to be parents.”
“Oh. Congratulations mate.”
Now Harry and Hermione were staring at him and they were worried. Very worried. Harry nudged Hermione towards Draco, Blaise and Pansy. She looked a little mad but left the two alone. Harry purred and butted Ron on the shoulder.
“Well, it’s about you-know-which-master.” Harry looked at him. He knew that Ron fancied a certain potion master and he also knew that Ron had done so since first year. He had hid it good with his I-hate-the-slimy-bastard-like-everyone-else-attitude but he was the one he would dream of at night. Harry felt sorry for him because Snape didn’t seem like the romantic type. And he didn’t like either of them…
“Well, he called me stupid. I know that it’s not that serious but I think… I think that I’m going to give up on him Harry.”
Harry stared at him.
“Well, It’s not like he likes me. He hates us all. And if I confessed to him he would probably be disgusted with me. Or laugh and call me stupid again.”
Ron sighed but smiled when Harry purred and started to rub his head against his stomach to cheer him up. Neither saw the Extendable ear that was slowly being rolled up again…
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Hope you like, enjoy.
Chapter 7
When Harry woke up four days later in their nest he was still tired. And sore. Draco had turned into some sex machine and they had mated for three days almost none stop. But Harry couldn’t day that he hadn’t enjoyed it… They had collapsed in the nest after they came back in the morning on the fourth day and slept until nightfall. Draco had woken up first and gone out and hunted. He had killed three rabbits and taken them back. Harry ate two before Draco even finished his first. Hagrid had come over with some meat and explained that Harry would be pregnant for only 7-8 weeks and would lay one or two eggs. He would need food and lots of it so Hagrid told them that he would be over with some extra rabbits every night.
Right now Harry was lying in the nest and waited for Draco. Neither Draco nor Hagrid let him out of the nest more than necessary. He just lay there, waiting for Draco to come back from a hunt and then they would lay there and talk. They had already decided that even if their professors came up with a cure they would stay hippogriffs until the children they got were old enough to fend for themselves.
“So, what do you think they will look like?”
“I don’t know Harry. They could take after us. It could be only one and then he would probably be a mix between us.”
“Hm… I hope that there will be two because then one may look like you and one like me.”
“Well I hope not. If one look like you and is a submissive I will have to fight off mates for a long time…”
“You sound just like a father. I hope you’re not going to lock our son in until he’s 18?”
Draco chuckled and then head butted Harry.
“You never know. My son or sons are not going to be forced into some mating. I’m going to let them choose. But I must like them first and they have to be strong.”
Harry just smiled and nuzzled Draco. Just then Hagrid came walking with some small animals in his hand.
…..
Hogwarts
…..
“So, Severus, have you managed to brew the potion?” Severus sighed and then shook his head.
Everyone who was sitting in the headmaster’s office sighed and looked at Dumbledore. They had all been working nonstop for a weak to find a cure. Severus had tried to brew the potion again. Dumbledore had tried to take Fred’s and George’s memories. McGonagall had read all about transfiguration she could find to see if they could get them back. Lucius had together with George and Fred tried to do the prank again. Nothing, they had found nothing that could help them. Severus had been the last solution. He was going to try and brew a potion that could make any spell gone wrong revert the person back to original.
“So, what are we going to do?” They turned and looked at a very sad looking George. Lucius surprised everyone when he gave George a pet on the shoulder and smiled gently at him.
“We’ll figure something out. I have to get back to my Manor for some business for today.” Lucius gracefully rose and then started to walk to the gate. George and Fred looked at each other and quickly excused themselves and ran after him.
“Mr Malfoy!” Lucius turned and saw the twins running to catch up with him. He stopped and waited for them.
“Mr Malfoy we’re-”
“Lucius.”
“Huh?”
“Call me Lucius.”
“Eh okay. Lucius, we just want you to know that we’re very sorry for what we did and-”
Lucius held up a hand to stop them.
“Don’t worry. I have been thinking and I think that this is going to be good for my Draco. And Hagrid told me yesterday that both he and Harry seem happy so I think this is something good.”
The twins sighed but smiled and looked first at Lucius and then at each other. Lucius then did something that left them stunned. He kissed them, both, on the mouth and then with a smirk apparated away. George and Fred stood frozen but then Fred felt something in his hand. He looked down and there was a letter. He quickly tore it open and they began to read.
My Dear Twins
I hope that I didn’t shock you too much with those two little kisses.
If you want more I suggest that you come to the Malfoy Manor.
You have one hour before my wards goes up again.
I’ll be waiting.
Yours, Lucius
The twins stared at the letter, then at each other and then at the letter again. Then they quickly ran up get some of their stuff that they would need…
“Professor Snape!” Snape turned around and saw Ron (It’s Weasley Severus!) come walking towards him.
“Yes Weasley? What can I do for you?”
“I was just wondering if you have found a cure or-”
“No we haven’t. If we had, wouldn’t they be here by now? Sometimes your stupidity surprises me Weasley.” Ron’s face paled and he looked like he had been slapped. He then bowed his head and mumbled something that Snape didn’t catch. He turned around and quickly walked away. Snape stood there and looked at him leaving, sighing when Ron turned around the corner and disappeared. He didn’t see that two pair of eyes had seen the whole thing. Nor did he see two identical smirks…
…..
In the Forbidden Forest
…..
“So Harry. We heard that you and Draco are going to be parents.”
Harry looked at Hermione sharply and then at Ron before he turned away. When he didn’t hear anything coming from Ron he looked at him. Hermione was also looking at him, waving her hand in front of his eyes.
“Ron, Ron!” He jerked and then blinked.
“What?”
“Haven’t you listened?”
“No?”
“Well, I’ll say it again. Harry and Draco are going to be parents.”
“Oh. Congratulations mate.”
Now Harry and Hermione were staring at him and they were worried. Very worried. Harry nudged Hermione towards Draco, Blaise and Pansy. She looked a little mad but left the two alone. Harry purred and butted Ron on the shoulder.
“Well, it’s about you-know-which-master.” Harry looked at him. He knew that Ron fancied a certain potion master and he also knew that Ron had done so since first year. He had hid it good with his I-hate-the-slimy-bastard-like-everyone-else-attitude but he was the one he would dream of at night. Harry felt sorry for him because Snape didn’t seem like the romantic type. And he didn’t like either of them…
“Well, he called me stupid. I know that it’s not that serious but I think… I think that I’m going to give up on him Harry.”
Harry stared at him.
“Well, It’s not like he likes me. He hates us all. And if I confessed to him he would probably be disgusted with me. Or laugh and call me stupid again.”
Ron sighed but smiled when Harry purred and started to rub his head against his stomach to cheer him up. Neither saw the Extendable ear that was slowly being rolled up again…
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