Harry Potter and the Mysterious Egg

Chapter 7- The Order in Disorder


Harry woke up to an owl landing on his chest. He took the newspaper as he payed the owl and gave it a treat. Once he read the headline, He woke up Hermione, and they read the story together.

'Albus Dumbledore was brought up on charges this morning. Reports form inside the Ministry said that Minister Fudge received a package this morning that implicated Dumbledore. The charges range form attempted use of illegal potions to abuse of power. No one knows, however, who sent the package to the Ministry. Dumbledore was stripped of his Order of Merlin first class as of 3:00 a.m. this morning. The Hogwarts board of governors expect to be over run with howlers today calling for the immediate removal of Dumbledore form his position as headmaster. When brought in by the ministry this morning, Dumbledore was reported to have hot pink hair and crimson stained teeth. It is still unclear to this reporter how Dumbledore managed to keep all this a secret for as long as he did.'

Harry and Hermione were shocked. They didn't think that Dumbledore would get his dues already. They hurried got their showers over with. They just had to see what was going on at Hogwarts. After they finished their breakfast, they flooed to Mcgonagall's office.

Hogwarts were in a state of panic. Most of the students hadn't woken up yet, but the all the teachers were doing their best to get ready for the students to find out. Hogwarts had its share of scandals before, but never like this. Fudge and the Hogwarts board were already there. They pulled Mcgonagall aside and said something that neither Harry nor Hermione could hear.
Harry and Hermione went into the Great Hall and sat down out of fear they would be trampled to death. Harry knew it was only a matter of time before Ron opened his trunk to get his surprise. Hermione on the other hand was waiting for Ginny to come down to breakfast.

Ron woke up hearing all the noise form the hall ways. He figured since he was up he might as well get dress and head down to breakfast. He pulled off his clothes form the day before and opened his trunk. He screamed and run out of Gryffindor tower.

Ginny woke up early to the sound of Ron screaming. She got quickly got changed and went down to get some breakfast. She didn't know why but she felt odd. Most of the students had all gone to the Great Hall to find out what was going on. She swore she heard people laugh as they passed her. She wouldn't even entertain the idea that they were laughing at her.

Harry and Hermione saw Mcgonagall take the headmaster’s seat. She looked puzzled as The only thing the teachers knew was that something had happened with Dumbledore. Most of the tables had were already filling up. The panic in the hallways had woken up the entire school. Just when everyone thought the morning couldn't get any weirder, it happened. Ron came running into the Great hall only wearing his underwear causing the entire school to fall into a mix of shock and laughter. Mcgonagall quickly conjured a robe for Ron. The laughter had almost died away when Ginny walked into the Great Hall. Everyone looked twice at Ginny before pointing at her and dissolving into laughter again.

Mcgonagall would have sworn the Marauders or the Twins were back at Hogwarts if she didn't know better. First, something happened to Dumbledore and she was having a hard enough time dealing with that alone. But the sight of Ronald Wesley coming into the great hall in only a pair of holey underwear even made her laugh. She didn't know how much her heart could take when Ginny Wesley walked in. At first, Mcgonagall thought it was a hex, but when she couldn't break it she realized that this had to be a polyjuice potion. Unfortunately for Ginny, it wasn't made for animal transformations and here Ginny stood a Catgirl. After sending Ginny to the hospital wing and getting Ron dressed, everything had settled down. It didn't last long when Ron started screaming.

Harry and Hermione were watching as everything was happening. They had to bite their tongues more then once to stop themselves from laughing. Their pranks had worked better then they had ever imagined. It wasn't over yet either. Ron and Ginny would still have to deal with the love potion sooner or later. Hermione couldn't help but smile remember Rita Skeeter was still hanging around Ginny. This year was promising to be very interesting.

Classes were called off. Nobody seem to be able to think about their studies when everything was revealed. So Harry and Hermione decided to spend the rest of their day training with Bill and Jonn. They all had a good laugh about the events of the day, and it wasn't even Noon yet. It wasn't much after 2:00 p.m. that Lupin showed up to give his report on the Order.

"Whatever you did has cause quiet a lot of chaos. Half of the members of the order left this morning. No one seems to want to take the leader position. Some of the Order wonder if we were unknownly no better then the Death Eaters. Mad-eye, Kingsley and Tonks resigned this morning so they didn't get fired form the Ministry. We got word that Sirius has been cleared of all charges and that Dumbledore now has interfered with a criminal case added to his list of charges. It will be at least several days before the Order will even be close to running." Lupin reported. The last true Marauder couldn't help but then that Harry and Hermione in one act had surpassed the Marauders and even the twins’ wildest dreams. Lupin left shortly after giving his report and left calling Harry and Hermione 'The King Marauders'

It was almost night fall when Harry and Hermione heard Apollo calling. Harry rushed to the lobby to find Narcissa Malfoy standing there very confused. Harry quickly explained her situation to her. She was all too happy to agree. The fact Harry promised that she would still have Draco visit her gave her a smile.

Narcissa Malfoy got Draco's note an hour ago. It simply told her to call Apollo and everything would be explained when she got there. She was happy to be useful again. Lucius refused to let her do anything around the manor. Already have given Lucius an heir they didn't even have sex anymore. When Harry offered to Annul her marriage to Lucius and grant Draco the name black when the war was over made her so happy she could burst. She hadn't expected to be treated well let alone with respect, but she was happily wrong on both accounts. She had access to all the potion labs but one and her room. She hadn't been there even a day, but it was already so much better then staying at Malfoy Manor.

The castle was finally read and running. It was now time to start building up the army. It was three weeks early, but they weren't about to complain. They got a summons from Griphook. The meeting didn't last long, but it was so important none the less they had more money coming in then they would ever need. The most important thing though was the fact that the Goblins officially joined the Army of the Truth.

Harry and Hermione went up to bed after they got back from Gringotts. The day had been both mentally and physically draining. They stripped and the moment they started cuddling they passed out.

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A/N: All right you have seen most of the pranks play out. The Trio is for the lack of a better term destroyed. The rules have finally changed, and Harry now may stand a chance. Starting in the next chapter, we will get to see more of Harry and Hermione's relationship. I plan on giving them longer more vocal sex sessions in the future. I am also going to give them more of a life then just fight Dumbledore, the Ministry, and Voldemort for a little while at least. We by no means are finished with Dumbledore. In fact, he is going to become more dangerous. Classes are about to start in the story. What races will join Harry and the Army of the truth? How will Harry do as a leader? What happened after Dumbledore was arrested?
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