Star Dusted

"Captain Kirk, report to the bridge!", said Uhura through the microphone. The situation was serious on the radar; there were plenty of small dots heading toward the Enterprise at an incredible speed. In the middle of them bigger dots were moving slower. Spock was looking at the readouts and decided to take decision while waiting for the captain.


-"Raise the shield. We don't know if those are hostile or not, but overall, don't shoot." Said Spock

-"At the reading I get, it looks like those ships are made of non metal structures." Said McCoy.

-"Can we make visual?" asked Spock

-"Yes Sir" answered a generic guy in the background


The screen was now showing a huge swarm of Zergs rushing toward the ship. There were many scourges, one huge overlord and few mutalisk. This is at this moment Kirk entered in the bridge.


-"Why are you staring at crabs?" asked the Captain

-"Those are apparently giant insectoid aliens. And they are heading at us" replied McCoy

-"I have raised the shields, Sir." informed Spock

-"Good idea Spocky... Good idea. Insectoid aliens... This is not looking good." said Kirk

-"Captain!" Noticed Uhura "It looks like we’re receiving a transmission."

-"Put it on the screen." Said the Captain while sitting on his chair.


The screen was now displaying the strange but sexy face of Kerrigan. Kirk began to feel something growing inside of him.


-"The alien fleet stop Captain" reported Uhura.

-"Who are you and what do you want" asked Kirk to Kerrigan.

-"I am Kerrigan, the Dark Queen, and I am here to save a friend of my friends." answered the Zerg's leader

-"Which friend do you think we have here? We never met before!" cleverly answered the Captain while watching the solid shelled boobs.

-"A little boy called Harry Potter. We know you have him."

-"No we don't" said the Captain who was now filled with desire to fuck her.

-"Don't play dumb tricks with me Kirk. I can read in your mind."

-"A WITCH!!!" screamed the Captain. "She is raping my mind!!! We need to destroy her! Close the transmission and fire plasma torpedoes!!!"


Kirk was now out of control. The only thing he had in mind was to fuck and/or destroy Kerrigan. He was covered of sweat and looked at the torpedoes heading toward the Zergs. In his head, those torpedoes were like if he has two imaginary big dicks ready to be inserted in this alien bitch of him. He was not ready to see his projection castrated so fast by two kamikaze scourges who hurled themselves in the torpedo's way. Scourges are really vivid sexual creatures. They were, when let alone, always in the mood for sexual activities. However, they were too stupid to adjust the speed and were hitting hard and exploding on anything they planned to fuck with. To paralyze the enterprise, Kerrigan had only to tell them to play in bed with the Big space ship. That's what she did. The little horny critters rushed themselves toward the Enterprise and, unfortunately for them, explode on it and destroyed the shield, gun panel and engines. Now the big fat Overlord, that was called Long Dong, began its boarding job breaking the hull with its enormous chitine dick. Kirk was destroyed; its ship was now a wreck, broken down by the repeated love assaults of tiny frenetic critters and a huge living blimp. By the new whole where the virginity of the ship was lost, the friends of Potter and Neo were taking position on the bridge. Neo and Ron were now wearing chitine armors made of old Zerg skins since their clothes were destroyed by the tentacles. IT was hard for Ron to accept the excuses of Kerrigan, but he had no choice. Neo, on his side, was quite ok with that.


-"That's enough Captain Kirk." said Ron

-"Now, give us back our friend Harry!" Asked Hermione on a very dominating voice.

-"Hermione? How did you got there?" asked the captain.

-"Don't listen to him boys! I don't know him."said the clever wizard-girl, hiding a very naughty reason in her head.


Ron and Neo exchanged confused looks. Kirk, on his side noticed then the two magic wands in the hand of the two students. This little glimpse of magic was too much emotion for him. He burst out of control and began to take its clothes off. The Crew of the enterprise was pushed back and took out by McCoy and Spock who were still trying to protect what was left of the image of Kirk. "You two wizards... I will fuck you so hard for having raped my mind!" Said the Captain, who was now a big walking boner. Ron was terrified and forgot he could probably cast something to change the situation. The bad memories from last time’s tentacles were still too hard for him. On her side, Hermione was fascinated by the erection. This was for her, a pillar full of good memories only her and Kirk shared at another time. Neo took advantage of the situation to plug him on the enterprise system. This computer was of a very open system that was ready to try new stuff with almost anybody. Kirk was walking toward the two wizards and twitching of his eye while slowly rubbing his torso. Suddenly a strange sound came from just above the Captain. This much localised sound was nothing less than the Brown Sound. Neo, who was now controlling the enterprise, targeted Kirk and attacked it with the vibrations. The magic wand of Potter was flushed on the floor with the rest of the former captain's food. "How dare you?" screamed McCoy who was just finishing locking one door. McCoy took his phaser out and fired at Neo to paralyze him. At this moment, Hermione took back her control and shout an order to Ron who instantly recovered too.


-"Grab the magic wand and follow me!" said Hermione

-"But it is covered of shit!" argued Ron

-"Do it!"


Ron made a quick step, grabbed the wand under the Captain, who was too pawned to move in anyway. Then they ran through the second door and got out of the room. Hermione casted a quick explosion on the door mechanism to lock it for good. "Follow me Ron, I think I know where Harry is." said the little girl. Ron was not arguing this time. He was too disgusted by Harry's wand. Few hallways and corners more far, Hermione entered a room. This was where Harry was floating previously. But this time, he was tied on a table. Hermione secured the second door.


-"Harry, are you ok?" asked the girl.

-"I feel like I was initiated to Quiddish team again..." answered the poor Potter

-"Now, how do we go out of there?" asked Ron

-"I have a small portkey in this pocket." Said Hermione "I'll take it out and you'll both touch it with me at the same time. This will take us home."


Hermione grabbed a small tampon in her pocket and opened the package. She carefully poured the tampon out of the package without touching it. Then she counted down. "At zero! Three! Two! One! Zero!". At the same time, the three friends toutched the tampon, but nothing happened. Hermione was a bit confused. "Sorry guy, wrong pocket..." She took out a new tampon and this time, the three friends disappeared in a big flash of light.