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HP Canon Characters paired with Original Characters › Het - Male/Female
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HP Canon Characters paired with Original Characters › Het - Male/Female
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
7
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4,467
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15
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A fluffy and lacking in smut ending (possibly)
CAUTION STRONG LANGUAGE
Jen Ariad pushed open the door to 12 Grimmauld place and slicked back her rain soaked, ash blond hair. She was followed by an equally soaked, large black dog, which looked up at her, its lolling tongue panting.
“Don’t even think about it, I don’t want your wet dog smell all over me, urgh!”
She tried in vain to push away the animal as it jumped up, feet landing on her shoulders, shaking its fur and licking her face.
“Urgh, I am never taking you for a walk again!” she giggled as she shoved it down forcefully. The dog whined.
“Get up stairs and get cleaned up Sirius, you dirty dog!”
It was only then, when the animagus had bounded off up stairs to change back to human form and dress, that Jen noticed the two identical red haired heads of the Weasley twins crouched down by the door into the front parlour.
They were silent for once, concentrating hard on something. The petite witch crept up and leaned in close behind them.
“What are you two up to?”
“Bloody hell Jen!” one said, she thought it was Fred, as they fell in a heap on the floor.
“You nearly scared us to death” added the other, possibly George.
“So? What are you plotting?” she crouched down to see what was going on.
“It’s Snape,” said possibly George.
“And your friend Rose.” Completed possibly Fred.
“I think she’s going to kill him!”
“What? Start at the beginning and don’t skimp the details.” Jen sat on the bottom step, elbows on knees waiting for the gossip, and the twins began…….
“Well, about ¼ of an hour ago Snape arrived. He looked pretty pissed off.” Started one,
“Well,I thought he looked normal” added the other,
“Anyway, then Rose turns up,”
“And she’s all red. Like a beetroot or something!”
“And she just went mental, started shouting at him.”
“She can swear better than Mad eye!” interrupted one again,
“Then he grabbed her and they went in there so we couldn’t listen but”
“We’ve got these” one twin waggled the end of a rubbery extendable ear,
“So we’ve been listening, you know, just in case.”
“Oh yeah purely charitable motives I’m sure” Jen tutted at them, taking the end from them, “I’ll take that. Now go on I’ll take it from here”
“Take what from where” A still wet haired, but now human and fully dressed Sirius Black appeared next to her.
“Listening to Rose murder your favourite person, apparently.”
“How wonderful, move over I need to hear this” he squidged her over and they both tried to get close to the listening device.
Inside the parlour.
Rose was pacing up and down in front of the fireplace, gesticulating wildly at the ever unflappable Potions master who stood in classic arms folded posture.
“Rose, must you continue to screech at me like some kind of harpy?” He scowled at her.
“I haven’t even started yet, you arrogant prick. You are fucking unbelievable!” she spat through gritted teeth.
“I believe you’ve already said that.”
“What the fuck were you thinking about, I just can’t believe it? Well come on then, you want me to shut up, it’s your turn, come on explain!”
“I am merely looking after your best interests Rose.” he spoke smoothly and evenly in contrast with her cracking voice.
“MY BEST INTERSTS! You got me the sack you twat, how the fuck is that in my best interests!”
“I could not allow you to continue working in that shop it’s….” he didn’t get to finish as he was interrupted again.
“I beg your pardon? You couldn’t allow me to. Excuse me but since when do I need your permission to do anything? I’m 30 years old Severus and I’ll do what the bloody hell I want to! I can look after myself you know, I managed just fine before you came along”
“Things are different now. One day you’re going to get yourself in trouble and I won’t be able to help you”
“Is this about last week? Look, I only did it for you”
“That’s not what it looked like to me, do you want to be some kind of tart for Malfoy, because if that’s what you want then go ahead I won’t stand in your way.”
“Sweet goddess! You lost me my job because you’re jealous? I’m not interested in anyone else, although being single is looking pretty good right now.”
She stopped for a second as she heard the loud inhalation of breath Snape had just taken, shook her head then continued,
“I didn’t mean that, yeah I enjoyed that afternoon, but as a one off and because I thought it was what you wanted. I’m not running off with bloody Lucius Malfoy or any body else.”
“No you’re not, since you won’t be working in that place anymore.”
“Don’t you understand, my flat comes with the job, so no job, no home, no money! Where am I supposed to live? I can’t find another job just like that, not without a reference anyway, I’m screwed.”
She sat down heavily on the tread bare and lumpy sofa, her hands covering her face.
“No you don’t understand Rose,” Snape was obviously cross now, he paced around before sitting next to her and pulling her hands away from her face.
“You think that you can look after yourself but you don’t know the half of what could happen to you. Just because you might not want to do anything like that again doesn’t mean some one else might not want to, how can you be so naïve. I’ve already lost one woman I loved before and I will not let it happen again. You are NOT going back there, if I have to…”
“woah, woah stop a minute there.” Rose interrupted; she’d stopped trembling with fury and frustration and was grinning, fighting a bout of giggles,
“Severus, that was almost the least romantic way of telling me you love me for the first time I could imagine. Its so you.”
“I fail to see what is so amusing. Perhaps if you find the idea so ridiculous I should leave”
Rose grabbed his hands and held him fast,
“I don’t think it’s ridiculous. I just never thought I’d actually hear it. Don’t you realise I fell in love with you the first time you kissed me. But love wont pay rent or put food on the table and I assume you’re not about to sweep me off my feet and make me a kept woman.”
Severus looked at the expression on her face and his mouth curled into a smile,
“That is unlikely.” he spoke softly, as they leaned in towards each other until his lips brushed hers and tasted the slight salty residue of the tears she’d shed in frustration earlier in the day.
She opened her mouth slightly to allow him access and their tongues stroked softly against one another. His hands slipped around the back of her neck and stroked the base of her skull as her fingers cupped his jaw in an intimate embrace.
Eventually Rose leaned back slightly and broke the kiss,
“Perhaps you could keep me secretly locked away in the dungeons? They looked pretty secure from would be attackers.” She smiled.
“That does sound like something I might enjoy.” He smirked at her and she giggled softly, “I’ll give it some serious thought.”
Swiftly swinging her leg over his to straddle his lap, Rose felt the growing hardness beneath the jet layers of his robes against her inner thigh.
“Think about it later.” She whispered as she nibbled gently on the soft pink outer shell of his ear.
In the Hallway
“It’s all gone quiet. Is she killing him yet?” Sirius nudged Jen in the ribs.
“Not exactly.”
“Well what’s going on?” he took the listening device from him and put it to his ear, “It sounds like she could be killing him.”
“Sirius! What do you think they’re doing after a row like that?” Jen raised a perfectly groomed eye brow at him.
No man had ever dropped anything quite as fast as the wizard dropped that extendable ear,
“You could’ve warned me,” he grumbled.
“Come on I’ll get you a cup of tea, we need to have a chat about you having a house guest for a while.” She took his elbow and bustled him into the kitchen as he continued to grumble.
A fluffy and lacking in smut ending (possibly)
CAUTION STRONG LANGUAGE
Jen Ariad pushed open the door to 12 Grimmauld place and slicked back her rain soaked, ash blond hair. She was followed by an equally soaked, large black dog, which looked up at her, its lolling tongue panting.
“Don’t even think about it, I don’t want your wet dog smell all over me, urgh!”
She tried in vain to push away the animal as it jumped up, feet landing on her shoulders, shaking its fur and licking her face.
“Urgh, I am never taking you for a walk again!” she giggled as she shoved it down forcefully. The dog whined.
“Get up stairs and get cleaned up Sirius, you dirty dog!”
It was only then, when the animagus had bounded off up stairs to change back to human form and dress, that Jen noticed the two identical red haired heads of the Weasley twins crouched down by the door into the front parlour.
They were silent for once, concentrating hard on something. The petite witch crept up and leaned in close behind them.
“What are you two up to?”
“Bloody hell Jen!” one said, she thought it was Fred, as they fell in a heap on the floor.
“You nearly scared us to death” added the other, possibly George.
“So? What are you plotting?” she crouched down to see what was going on.
“It’s Snape,” said possibly George.
“And your friend Rose.” Completed possibly Fred.
“I think she’s going to kill him!”
“What? Start at the beginning and don’t skimp the details.” Jen sat on the bottom step, elbows on knees waiting for the gossip, and the twins began…….
“Well, about ¼ of an hour ago Snape arrived. He looked pretty pissed off.” Started one,
“Well,I thought he looked normal” added the other,
“Anyway, then Rose turns up,”
“And she’s all red. Like a beetroot or something!”
“And she just went mental, started shouting at him.”
“She can swear better than Mad eye!” interrupted one again,
“Then he grabbed her and they went in there so we couldn’t listen but”
“We’ve got these” one twin waggled the end of a rubbery extendable ear,
“So we’ve been listening, you know, just in case.”
“Oh yeah purely charitable motives I’m sure” Jen tutted at them, taking the end from them, “I’ll take that. Now go on I’ll take it from here”
“Take what from where” A still wet haired, but now human and fully dressed Sirius Black appeared next to her.
“Listening to Rose murder your favourite person, apparently.”
“How wonderful, move over I need to hear this” he squidged her over and they both tried to get close to the listening device.
Inside the parlour.
Rose was pacing up and down in front of the fireplace, gesticulating wildly at the ever unflappable Potions master who stood in classic arms folded posture.
“Rose, must you continue to screech at me like some kind of harpy?” He scowled at her.
“I haven’t even started yet, you arrogant prick. You are fucking unbelievable!” she spat through gritted teeth.
“I believe you’ve already said that.”
“What the fuck were you thinking about, I just can’t believe it? Well come on then, you want me to shut up, it’s your turn, come on explain!”
“I am merely looking after your best interests Rose.” he spoke smoothly and evenly in contrast with her cracking voice.
“MY BEST INTERSTS! You got me the sack you twat, how the fuck is that in my best interests!”
“I could not allow you to continue working in that shop it’s….” he didn’t get to finish as he was interrupted again.
“I beg your pardon? You couldn’t allow me to. Excuse me but since when do I need your permission to do anything? I’m 30 years old Severus and I’ll do what the bloody hell I want to! I can look after myself you know, I managed just fine before you came along”
“Things are different now. One day you’re going to get yourself in trouble and I won’t be able to help you”
“Is this about last week? Look, I only did it for you”
“That’s not what it looked like to me, do you want to be some kind of tart for Malfoy, because if that’s what you want then go ahead I won’t stand in your way.”
“Sweet goddess! You lost me my job because you’re jealous? I’m not interested in anyone else, although being single is looking pretty good right now.”
She stopped for a second as she heard the loud inhalation of breath Snape had just taken, shook her head then continued,
“I didn’t mean that, yeah I enjoyed that afternoon, but as a one off and because I thought it was what you wanted. I’m not running off with bloody Lucius Malfoy or any body else.”
“No you’re not, since you won’t be working in that place anymore.”
“Don’t you understand, my flat comes with the job, so no job, no home, no money! Where am I supposed to live? I can’t find another job just like that, not without a reference anyway, I’m screwed.”
She sat down heavily on the tread bare and lumpy sofa, her hands covering her face.
“No you don’t understand Rose,” Snape was obviously cross now, he paced around before sitting next to her and pulling her hands away from her face.
“You think that you can look after yourself but you don’t know the half of what could happen to you. Just because you might not want to do anything like that again doesn’t mean some one else might not want to, how can you be so naïve. I’ve already lost one woman I loved before and I will not let it happen again. You are NOT going back there, if I have to…”
“woah, woah stop a minute there.” Rose interrupted; she’d stopped trembling with fury and frustration and was grinning, fighting a bout of giggles,
“Severus, that was almost the least romantic way of telling me you love me for the first time I could imagine. Its so you.”
“I fail to see what is so amusing. Perhaps if you find the idea so ridiculous I should leave”
Rose grabbed his hands and held him fast,
“I don’t think it’s ridiculous. I just never thought I’d actually hear it. Don’t you realise I fell in love with you the first time you kissed me. But love wont pay rent or put food on the table and I assume you’re not about to sweep me off my feet and make me a kept woman.”
Severus looked at the expression on her face and his mouth curled into a smile,
“That is unlikely.” he spoke softly, as they leaned in towards each other until his lips brushed hers and tasted the slight salty residue of the tears she’d shed in frustration earlier in the day.
She opened her mouth slightly to allow him access and their tongues stroked softly against one another. His hands slipped around the back of her neck and stroked the base of her skull as her fingers cupped his jaw in an intimate embrace.
Eventually Rose leaned back slightly and broke the kiss,
“Perhaps you could keep me secretly locked away in the dungeons? They looked pretty secure from would be attackers.” She smiled.
“That does sound like something I might enjoy.” He smirked at her and she giggled softly, “I’ll give it some serious thought.”
Swiftly swinging her leg over his to straddle his lap, Rose felt the growing hardness beneath the jet layers of his robes against her inner thigh.
“Think about it later.” She whispered as she nibbled gently on the soft pink outer shell of his ear.
In the Hallway
“It’s all gone quiet. Is she killing him yet?” Sirius nudged Jen in the ribs.
“Not exactly.”
“Well what’s going on?” he took the listening device from him and put it to his ear, “It sounds like she could be killing him.”
“Sirius! What do you think they’re doing after a row like that?” Jen raised a perfectly groomed eye brow at him.
No man had ever dropped anything quite as fast as the wizard dropped that extendable ear,
“You could’ve warned me,” he grumbled.
“Come on I’ll get you a cup of tea, we need to have a chat about you having a house guest for a while.” She took his elbow and bustled him into the kitchen as he continued to grumble.