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Adult +
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28
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Lucius the Lush
CHAPTER SEVEN: Lucius the Lush
Hermione sighed as she roamed about the manor alone, bored out of her mind. Her friends had gone home, and the “toking twins” were off at the pub for the evening. She was a little hurt that they didn’t invite her to go with them, but they had these “boys” weekends once a month during the summer before Severus went back to school in the fall, and she didn’t want to impose.
She spent a little bit of time swimming, but it just wasn’t much fun splashing about in the pool by herself. So now she found herself walking around the house looking for something else to occupy her time. She went into the media room and plugged her i-pod into the speakers and toggled through her playlist to a folder of naughty muggle dance music.
She smiled as she listened to the suggestive lyrics and closed her eyes, letting the heavy, pulsing beat settle in as she began to move her body to the music.
“Shush! You are going to get me in trouble with my wife again.” Lucius told Severus as they tried to sneak in through the back door.
“She won’t hear us, her room is clear across the house.” Severus said, he meant to whisper but it sounded more like a raspy shout. Lucius managed to open the door and let them in, banging it into the wall in the process.
“I told you to be quiet!”
“You’re the one who slammed the door open.” Severus said, frowning.
“Oh, right.” Lucius said as he looked down at the knob in his hand. He closed the door behind him and reached for his wand. “Lumos!” His wand glowed brightly at the tip.
“Hey, you sodding idiot, you’re blinding me!” Severus yelled as he shoved Lucius’s wand out of his face.
“Sorry.”
“Why cant we turn on the lights, this is your house.” Severus grouched. “It’s not like we’re seventeen and sneaking in after staying out all night.”
“Just….she was pretty mad about the pot…I don’t want her to catch me pissed.” He said, holding his illuminated wand in front of him as he skulked down the hall. He heard the music coming from the media room and stopped. “Shit….she’s still up. Okay, we’re going to run past the door quickly, maybe she won’t see us.”
“Alright.” Severus drawled, looking bored and annoyed as he weaved slightly on his feet. “You know we are way too old for this shit, don’t you?”
“On three….one…..two….three.” Lucius ran quickly past the doorway, and Severus followed, though he made the mistake of glancing inside. He grabbed the back of Lucius’s cloak and they both fell, slipping on the hardwood floor and landing in a heap.
“What in the bloody hell…” Severus grabbed Lucius’s face and turned his head towards the media room. Both men lay on the floor staring into the room at the little witch shaking her ass in a red bikini. “Fuck me.” Lucius said, his eyes wide as he watched his wife dancing.
“What the fuck kind of music is this?” Severus said, his eyes locked on her round backside snug in red lycra.
“Who the fuck cares….I had no idea she could move like that.” He said as we watched the slow bump and grind of her hips.
“Is that song about smacking someone’s ass?”
“Don’t care about the fucking song Sev….I wouldn’t mind having a go at smacking her ass though.”
“Seriously Lucius…if your not gonna play with her….let me have her.” Severus said with a leering smile on his face as he watched her dance.
“Shut up, get off me you git.” Lucius shoved Severus aside as he scrambled to his feet, tripping on his robes and falling head first into the doorframe and cracking his head.
“Ow, damn it Sev you fuck…” Lucius shoved his friend who was laughing as he leaned against the wall. Hermione heard them and was now standing still in the middle of the room staring at them with her mouth open.
“Hello Hermione, my you look lovely.” Severus said, smiling broadly. She frowned at him and rushed to check on Lucius.
“Move your hand, let me see.” She said as she pushed his hair back to look at his head. She leaned forward and kissed the red bump softly before frowning at him. “You’ve been drinking.”
“Yes.” He said softly. He felt like a schoolboy getting caught by his mother.
“If your kissing hurts, Hermione, your idiot husband kicked me in the balls when he tried to get up.” Severus drawled from the hallway.
“Shut up Severus. Tell me, is there a hedonistic tendency that you two will not indulge in?” She asked.
“Nope, I would say that we probably have indulged in just about everything at least once.” Severus bragged.
“What are you wearing?” Lucius asked, staring intently at her breasts.
“My bathing suit, I went swimming.” She said, crossing her arms over her breasts.
“What was that you were doing….just now?” He asked, still staring at her cleavage.
“Dancing, I was bored.” She said, frowning up a the lush she was married to.
“Dancing? Didn’t look like any dancing I’ve seen….looked more like….sex.” He said.
“I enjoyed it! I say anytime you want to dance like that, I am happy to be your partner.” Severus piped in.
“Shut up Sev!” Lucius snapped. “Um….sorry…I think I’ll just go to bed.” He said, his eyes still fixated on her body in the skimpy bathing suit.
“I think I’ll just stay up, I feel like dancing.” Severus said. Lucius turned to glare at his friend.
“My dear, would you like me to escort you to your rooms, you never know what kind of perverts are lurking in dark corridors.” He said, staring pointedly at Severus.
“Of course Lucius.” Hermione turned off her music and took Lucius arm. “Goodnight Severus. We will see you at breakfast, assuming you aren’t too hung over.” She smiled sweetly as she let Lucius lead her down the hall.
“What, no kiss goodnight?” She heard him call out. She saw Lucius raise his hand and give Severus the finger. His maniacal laughter followed them up the stairs as Lucius dropped his bride off inside her room.
****The song Hermione was dancing to was Smack That by Akon w/Eminem
"Smack That"
(feat. Eminem)
[Akon:]
Shady
Convict
Upfront
Akon
Slim Shady
I see the one, because she be that lady! Hey!
I feel you creeping, I can see it from my shadow
Why don't you pop in my Lamborghini Gallardo
Maybe go to my place and just kick it like TaeBo
And possibly bend you over look back and watch me
[Chorus (2X):]
Smack that all on the floor
Smack that give me some more
Smack that 'till you get sore
Smack that oh-oooh!
Upfront style ready to attack now
Pull in the parking lot slow with the lac down
Convicts got the whole thing packed now
Step in the club now and wardrobe intact now!
I feel it down and cracked now (ooh)
I see it dull and backed now
I'm gonna call her, than I pull the mack down
Money no problem, pocket full of that now!
I feel you creeping, I can see it from my shadow
Why don't you pop in my Lamborghini Gallardo
Maybe go to my place and just kick it like TaeBo
And possibly bend you over look back and watch me
[Chorus (2x)]
[Eminem:]
Ooh...Looks like another club banger
They better hang on when they throw this thing on
Get a lil drink on
They gonna flip for this Akon shit
You can bank on it!
Pedicure, manicure kitty-cat claws
The way she climbs up and down them poles
Looking like one of them putty-cat dolls
Trying to hold my woodie back through my draws
Steps upstage didn't think I saw
Creeps up behind me and she's like "You're!"
I'm like ya I know lets cut to the chase
No time to waste back to my place
Plus from the club to the crib it's like a mile away
Or more like a palace, shall I say
Plus I got pal if your gal is game
In fact he is the one singing the song that's playing
"Akon!"
[Akon:]
I feel you creeping, I can see it from my shadow
Why don't you pop in my Lamborghini Gallardo
Maybe go to my place and just kick it like TaeBo
And possibly bend you over look back and watch me
[Chorus]
Eminem is rollin', d and em rollin' bo
And all marvelous them rolling
Women just holding big booty rolling'
Soon I'll be on Eminem throwing "D!"
Hitting no less than "Three!"
Block wheel style like "Whee!"
Girl I can tell you want me because lately
I feel you creeping, I can see it from my shadow
Why don't you pop in my Lamborghini Gallardo
Maybe go to my place and just kick it like TaeBo
And possibly bend you over look back and watch me
[Chorus]
Hermione sighed as she roamed about the manor alone, bored out of her mind. Her friends had gone home, and the “toking twins” were off at the pub for the evening. She was a little hurt that they didn’t invite her to go with them, but they had these “boys” weekends once a month during the summer before Severus went back to school in the fall, and she didn’t want to impose.
She spent a little bit of time swimming, but it just wasn’t much fun splashing about in the pool by herself. So now she found herself walking around the house looking for something else to occupy her time. She went into the media room and plugged her i-pod into the speakers and toggled through her playlist to a folder of naughty muggle dance music.
She smiled as she listened to the suggestive lyrics and closed her eyes, letting the heavy, pulsing beat settle in as she began to move her body to the music.
“Shush! You are going to get me in trouble with my wife again.” Lucius told Severus as they tried to sneak in through the back door.
“She won’t hear us, her room is clear across the house.” Severus said, he meant to whisper but it sounded more like a raspy shout. Lucius managed to open the door and let them in, banging it into the wall in the process.
“I told you to be quiet!”
“You’re the one who slammed the door open.” Severus said, frowning.
“Oh, right.” Lucius said as he looked down at the knob in his hand. He closed the door behind him and reached for his wand. “Lumos!” His wand glowed brightly at the tip.
“Hey, you sodding idiot, you’re blinding me!” Severus yelled as he shoved Lucius’s wand out of his face.
“Sorry.”
“Why cant we turn on the lights, this is your house.” Severus grouched. “It’s not like we’re seventeen and sneaking in after staying out all night.”
“Just….she was pretty mad about the pot…I don’t want her to catch me pissed.” He said, holding his illuminated wand in front of him as he skulked down the hall. He heard the music coming from the media room and stopped. “Shit….she’s still up. Okay, we’re going to run past the door quickly, maybe she won’t see us.”
“Alright.” Severus drawled, looking bored and annoyed as he weaved slightly on his feet. “You know we are way too old for this shit, don’t you?”
“On three….one…..two….three.” Lucius ran quickly past the doorway, and Severus followed, though he made the mistake of glancing inside. He grabbed the back of Lucius’s cloak and they both fell, slipping on the hardwood floor and landing in a heap.
“What in the bloody hell…” Severus grabbed Lucius’s face and turned his head towards the media room. Both men lay on the floor staring into the room at the little witch shaking her ass in a red bikini. “Fuck me.” Lucius said, his eyes wide as he watched his wife dancing.
“What the fuck kind of music is this?” Severus said, his eyes locked on her round backside snug in red lycra.
“Who the fuck cares….I had no idea she could move like that.” He said as we watched the slow bump and grind of her hips.
“Is that song about smacking someone’s ass?”
“Don’t care about the fucking song Sev….I wouldn’t mind having a go at smacking her ass though.”
“Seriously Lucius…if your not gonna play with her….let me have her.” Severus said with a leering smile on his face as he watched her dance.
“Shut up, get off me you git.” Lucius shoved Severus aside as he scrambled to his feet, tripping on his robes and falling head first into the doorframe and cracking his head.
“Ow, damn it Sev you fuck…” Lucius shoved his friend who was laughing as he leaned against the wall. Hermione heard them and was now standing still in the middle of the room staring at them with her mouth open.
“Hello Hermione, my you look lovely.” Severus said, smiling broadly. She frowned at him and rushed to check on Lucius.
“Move your hand, let me see.” She said as she pushed his hair back to look at his head. She leaned forward and kissed the red bump softly before frowning at him. “You’ve been drinking.”
“Yes.” He said softly. He felt like a schoolboy getting caught by his mother.
“If your kissing hurts, Hermione, your idiot husband kicked me in the balls when he tried to get up.” Severus drawled from the hallway.
“Shut up Severus. Tell me, is there a hedonistic tendency that you two will not indulge in?” She asked.
“Nope, I would say that we probably have indulged in just about everything at least once.” Severus bragged.
“What are you wearing?” Lucius asked, staring intently at her breasts.
“My bathing suit, I went swimming.” She said, crossing her arms over her breasts.
“What was that you were doing….just now?” He asked, still staring at her cleavage.
“Dancing, I was bored.” She said, frowning up a the lush she was married to.
“Dancing? Didn’t look like any dancing I’ve seen….looked more like….sex.” He said.
“I enjoyed it! I say anytime you want to dance like that, I am happy to be your partner.” Severus piped in.
“Shut up Sev!” Lucius snapped. “Um….sorry…I think I’ll just go to bed.” He said, his eyes still fixated on her body in the skimpy bathing suit.
“I think I’ll just stay up, I feel like dancing.” Severus said. Lucius turned to glare at his friend.
“My dear, would you like me to escort you to your rooms, you never know what kind of perverts are lurking in dark corridors.” He said, staring pointedly at Severus.
“Of course Lucius.” Hermione turned off her music and took Lucius arm. “Goodnight Severus. We will see you at breakfast, assuming you aren’t too hung over.” She smiled sweetly as she let Lucius lead her down the hall.
“What, no kiss goodnight?” She heard him call out. She saw Lucius raise his hand and give Severus the finger. His maniacal laughter followed them up the stairs as Lucius dropped his bride off inside her room.
****The song Hermione was dancing to was Smack That by Akon w/Eminem
"Smack That"
(feat. Eminem)
[Akon:]
Shady
Convict
Upfront
Akon
Slim Shady
I see the one, because she be that lady! Hey!
I feel you creeping, I can see it from my shadow
Why don't you pop in my Lamborghini Gallardo
Maybe go to my place and just kick it like TaeBo
And possibly bend you over look back and watch me
[Chorus (2X):]
Smack that all on the floor
Smack that give me some more
Smack that 'till you get sore
Smack that oh-oooh!
Upfront style ready to attack now
Pull in the parking lot slow with the lac down
Convicts got the whole thing packed now
Step in the club now and wardrobe intact now!
I feel it down and cracked now (ooh)
I see it dull and backed now
I'm gonna call her, than I pull the mack down
Money no problem, pocket full of that now!
I feel you creeping, I can see it from my shadow
Why don't you pop in my Lamborghini Gallardo
Maybe go to my place and just kick it like TaeBo
And possibly bend you over look back and watch me
[Chorus (2x)]
[Eminem:]
Ooh...Looks like another club banger
They better hang on when they throw this thing on
Get a lil drink on
They gonna flip for this Akon shit
You can bank on it!
Pedicure, manicure kitty-cat claws
The way she climbs up and down them poles
Looking like one of them putty-cat dolls
Trying to hold my woodie back through my draws
Steps upstage didn't think I saw
Creeps up behind me and she's like "You're!"
I'm like ya I know lets cut to the chase
No time to waste back to my place
Plus from the club to the crib it's like a mile away
Or more like a palace, shall I say
Plus I got pal if your gal is game
In fact he is the one singing the song that's playing
"Akon!"
[Akon:]
I feel you creeping, I can see it from my shadow
Why don't you pop in my Lamborghini Gallardo
Maybe go to my place and just kick it like TaeBo
And possibly bend you over look back and watch me
[Chorus]
Eminem is rollin', d and em rollin' bo
And all marvelous them rolling
Women just holding big booty rolling'
Soon I'll be on Eminem throwing "D!"
Hitting no less than "Three!"
Block wheel style like "Whee!"
Girl I can tell you want me because lately
I feel you creeping, I can see it from my shadow
Why don't you pop in my Lamborghini Gallardo
Maybe go to my place and just kick it like TaeBo
And possibly bend you over look back and watch me
[Chorus]