Tease

Wonders of the Muggle World

Malfoy was mad - beyond mad, he was in the fiery, hot depths of rage. He knew something was different with her, she had been getting bolder. But he never thought that she'd go up to her friends and tell them such ludicrous stories.

How dare she make a fool out of him for stupid bra incident! She should be thanking him...bowing down would be much better...but still. He was the one whose bed had been defiled and littered upon. Ok so it was just one bra - but it's Granger. Ugh..

Malfoy slammed the portrait door and Hermione jumped.

"What the hell was that?"

But his next words were lost as she cast a silencing spell. He marched over to her and threateningly waved his wand around. She raised her eyebrow, still a little wary since he could hex her with a nonverbal spell.

He stopped trying to speak and she finally let off the spell. He breathed heavily, obviously trying to calm himself down. He huffed, his angry red face returning to its normally pale color. He made a face as he saw that she was studying a Muggle Studies textbook.

"Studying about muggles...how pathetic. Stupid muggleborn"

Instead of reacting to his not so quite whisper, she raised her eyes at the fact that he hadn't called her a mudblood. Hmm...I might be making progress. If only, he'd realize it instead of raving like the dimwitted lunatic he is.

Ok he's Head Boy, he can't be that stupid. But it's quite easy to think otherwise.

"Muggle Studies is quite essential. There are several amazing muggle inventions, useful to witches and wizards."

He snorted disbelievingly, forgetting about his anger. "Right"

Hermione studied his face, contemplating whether or not she should test him again.

"For example, I would have never discovered the wonders of a vibrator, if it weren't for the muggle world."

Malfoy frowned, not knowing what a vibrator was. He chose not to ask her, for fear of showing interest in muggle artifacts.

Hermione smirked nonetheless. She could see the train of thoughts forming in Malfoy's head.

What's a vibrator? Ah forget it - stupid muggles what do they know. But still, this is Granger, she knows a lot so this thing must be quite extraordinary to stand out from all that she learnt. Should I? Shouldn't I?What harm couldcome out of simply looking up a certain item?

If there was one thing that drove people, it was definitely curiosity.

Let's see if my prediction is right.


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Malfoy gazed off as his Potions partner brewed the potion, adding several herbs. Lilian Everwood was a muggleborn and probably well informed about the muggle world.
He frowned, wondering whether or not to ask her. After all, since when has Malfoy shown an interest in silly muggle tools. He could always use being Head Boy as a reason. If Granger does research, I can too right? Right - let's just hope that's believable.

"Everwood" she looked up, surprised. He never said anything beside reciting the ingredients list.

He prefered not to associate with Hufflepuffs. Gryffindors were annoying and got on his nerves. But Hufflepuffs were just too much.

Slytherins had cunning brains and stealth, Gryffindors had their foolhardy courage, and Ravenclaws had their exceptional wit. Excluding Loony Luna of course. And Hufflepuffs were blessed with their nauseating helpfulness.

"Have you ever used vibrators?" he asked.

She gasped, her face reddening.

"Uh...it's research"

She stared at him, her eyes widened as if she'd seen Voldemort. She glared at him before turning back to the potion, furiously cutting up the roots.

He stared...What was this thing?

His curiosity was increasing rapidly and he needed to know.


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He had tried to ask a random muggleborn girl, but that ended with a painful slap. If she hadn't been a new girl, she would have known not to mess with Malfoy or any other Slytherins.
But Malfoy had let it go, especially since his curiosity had increased ten-fold.

It was driving him crazy, which wasn't a good sign. He was supposed to be the one irritating Granger not the other way round.

Malfoy decided to put his faith in his house andfollowed his friends into the Slytherin common room, searching for Sean Williams - one of the few non pureblooded Slytherins.

His muggle mother had married a very famous and reputed pureblooded wizard, so the majority of the Slytherins ignored the fact that he was a half-blood.

And girls seemed to be very sensitive about this thing, so perhaps a guy would be better.

"Williams - quick question"

The 5th year raised his eyebrows and scurried to Malfoy's side. "Did you need something?"

"I'm going to ask you something, just give me a straightforward answer. Don't ask any questions or be cheeky understand?"

The boy looked a little nervous but nodded nonetheless. He seemed very eager to please, which would be helpful.

"What is a vibrator?"

He sputtered. "A vi-vibrator - like the muggle...?"

"Yes"

He paused, looking uncomfortable. "Umm...girls use it for..."

Draco waited, impatiently.

"Masturbation"

The boy's face turned red and Malfoy stared.

"Wha- What do you mean?"

"It's - uh - for down ther.."

"Ok ok" Draco flushed, putting the boy out of his misery.

He thought of Hermione and...masturbation?

He shuddered but tried to convince himself that it was done out of disgust.


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sorry sorry I know it's short! Somehow lengthy details spoil the humor of the story.