Say It Ain't So!
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Harry Potter › Slash - Male/Male › Harry/Draco
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
8
Views:
4,417
Reviews:
28
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
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Chapter 07
Title: Say It Ain’t So!
Author: Reyn
Rating: M cuz I said so.
Disclaimer: Jest cause I play with them doesn’t mean I own them.
Warnings: attack on the magical creature fandom and the extreme OOCness of the world
Author’s Note: Thank you, Minny from AFF for giving me this idear. Any other popular cliché idears are always appreciated and taken into account…and maybe eventually used…(coughs) no promises, though.
Chapter 7
“I’m a magical creature!”
Draco blinked and paused in his steps, turning to see (surprise surprise) Harry Potter bursting through the Great Hall’s doors, chasing after him as he left lunch.
“…What?”
“I’m a magical creature,” Harry repeated determinedly, “and if you leave me, I’ll DIE!”
“Nonsense, Potter,” Draco scoffed, continuing on his way to the Dungeons. “You won’t die no matter how many times the most evil wizard in the world tries to kill you.”
“What? No! My species mate for life! I’ll die of a broken heart!” Harry insisted, following his boyfriend down the steps.
“Is that so? And just exactly what species is that?”
“I-er…I-I’m…” green eyes darted around as he did some quick thinking. “A werewolf! Wolves mate for life! Didn’t you know?”
“Really? A werewolf?”
“Yes.”
“That’s odd. Because I distinctly remember you being human on Valentine’s Day during our candlelight picnic under the light of a full moon.”
“Oh. Damn, did I say werewolf? I meant…er…A vampire!”
Draco stopped, coincidentally right by the last window in the hallway with Harry standing beside him. Lo and behold, the sunlight of a cloudless day was streaming in, washing over their forms.
“Eheh…I meant…uh…the one…with wings! The…uh…A veela! I’m part veela!”
“Potter, do me a favor and stop following me.”
“It’s true, I tell you!”
“Veela do not mate for life,” Draco informed.
“They don’t?”
“No. What’s the point of their allure if they did?”
“Well, I’m allure…less.”
“Don’t make me hide out in Snape’s classroom.”
“I am! I’m a different kind of veela! With no allure! And darker features!”
Draco turned the corner to the Potions corridor. “I’ll see you at dinner, Potter.”
“I’m a dark veela! With a bit of werewolf and vampire mixed in! That’s why I like biting!”
The Slytherin entered the class without knocking, leaving his lover alone in the hallway.
“I’m pregnant?” Harry tried, not daring to follow in fear of Snape’s wrath.
Damn it. He really needed to think these plans through for Operation F.U.C.K.M.E.F.A.I.T.H. so he could be ready for the unexpected knowledgeable questions Malfoy asked.
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Author: Reyn
Rating: M cuz I said so.
Disclaimer: Jest cause I play with them doesn’t mean I own them.
Warnings: attack on the magical creature fandom and the extreme OOCness of the world
Author’s Note: Thank you, Minny from AFF for giving me this idear. Any other popular cliché idears are always appreciated and taken into account…and maybe eventually used…(coughs) no promises, though.
Chapter 7
“I’m a magical creature!”
Draco blinked and paused in his steps, turning to see (surprise surprise) Harry Potter bursting through the Great Hall’s doors, chasing after him as he left lunch.
“…What?”
“I’m a magical creature,” Harry repeated determinedly, “and if you leave me, I’ll DIE!”
“Nonsense, Potter,” Draco scoffed, continuing on his way to the Dungeons. “You won’t die no matter how many times the most evil wizard in the world tries to kill you.”
“What? No! My species mate for life! I’ll die of a broken heart!” Harry insisted, following his boyfriend down the steps.
“Is that so? And just exactly what species is that?”
“I-er…I-I’m…” green eyes darted around as he did some quick thinking. “A werewolf! Wolves mate for life! Didn’t you know?”
“Really? A werewolf?”
“Yes.”
“That’s odd. Because I distinctly remember you being human on Valentine’s Day during our candlelight picnic under the light of a full moon.”
“Oh. Damn, did I say werewolf? I meant…er…A vampire!”
Draco stopped, coincidentally right by the last window in the hallway with Harry standing beside him. Lo and behold, the sunlight of a cloudless day was streaming in, washing over their forms.
“Eheh…I meant…uh…the one…with wings! The…uh…A veela! I’m part veela!”
“Potter, do me a favor and stop following me.”
“It’s true, I tell you!”
“Veela do not mate for life,” Draco informed.
“They don’t?”
“No. What’s the point of their allure if they did?”
“Well, I’m allure…less.”
“Don’t make me hide out in Snape’s classroom.”
“I am! I’m a different kind of veela! With no allure! And darker features!”
Draco turned the corner to the Potions corridor. “I’ll see you at dinner, Potter.”
“I’m a dark veela! With a bit of werewolf and vampire mixed in! That’s why I like biting!”
The Slytherin entered the class without knocking, leaving his lover alone in the hallway.
“I’m pregnant?” Harry tried, not daring to follow in fear of Snape’s wrath.
Damn it. He really needed to think these plans through for Operation F.U.C.K.M.E.F.A.I.T.H. so he could be ready for the unexpected knowledgeable questions Malfoy asked.
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