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Harry Potter › Threesomes/Moresomes
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Adult ++
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39
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109
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So. You're Severus Snape.
Shiver
“Albus, I don’t care why you asked me here. I don’t care that I'm ‘supposed’ to care about what you’re telling me. But please, for the love of Merlin, will you tell me why you asked me here, to your office, to talk about Potter?” was snarled in a tone that would send most first through fourth years running.
Severus Snape was not in a good mood. He was woken up earlier than usual. A house elf woke him up at five in the bloody morning and he wasn’t too happy with said house elf. Needless to say, the house elves have decided to never wake up the Potions Master, even if they were ordered to. Then he wasn’t able to have his coffee because the house elf had told him that the headmaster wanted to see him, right away. Which meant, ‘Get your butt out of bed and into my office.’
And when he did get to the headmaster’s office, Albus was too cheerful for his tastes and liking. He had to have asked Severus if he had wanted a lemon drop at least six times already. And if he wanted tea and biscuits three times.
“Severus, please. Have a lemon drop. And maybe some-“
“Albus! I do not want any of your bloody tea! I would like to be sleeping! Or if I can’t sleep, I would like to be drinking coffee. Not. Your. Bloody. Tea.” Severus’ eye twitched.
“Alright, my dear boy, alright. I asked you here because I would like you to check up on Harry.”
“Do I have to?” no, Severus Snape did not just whine, he just… had a squeaky voice for a moment.
“Yes, you do. I cannot leave Hogwarts and the rest of the staff is either busy with their families or taking trips to other countries.” Severus sighed and stood up.
“Where is it he lives again, Albus?”
“Number four, Privet Drive, Surrey. But I'm sure that you’ll have to go to his house and some other place.”
“Why?” Severus pinched the bride of his nose in annoyance.
“Because the wards that I have place around his house let me know when he’s been gone for more than 24 hours. He’s been gone for about 40. So I would like you to go see if you can find him and make sure he’s ok.”
“Fine.” Severus turned and swooped out of the headmaster’s office, doing a good impersonation of a big bat. Albus chuckled softly to himself as he watched Severus swoop out of his office.
“I really do hope I'm right.” Fawkes trilled a note in question. “Oh, just you wait, Fawkes. Just you wait.”
~*~
“For the last, bloody time. Where. Is. He.”
Severus Snape was not in a good mood.
First he was woken up earlier than usual. A house elf woke him up at five in the bloody morning and he wasn’t too happy with said house elf. Needless to say, the house elves have decided to never wake up the Potions Master, even if they were ordered to.
Then he wasn’t able to have his coffee because the house elf had told him that the headmaster wanted to see him, right away. Which meant, ‘Get your butt out of bed and into my office.’ The meeting was ok, if not for the fact that Albus waited until Severus had had about three more birthdays before finally telling him what he wanted him to do.
And lastly, a stupid, whale of a muggle, with a twig like woman behind him was not telling him what he wanted to know. Which give us the current sight of Severus towering over the two, wand drawn and mouth curled into a vicious snarl.
“A-at a friends house.” Apparently the twig could speak.
“And where does said friend live?”
“D-down th-the street. Big, dark blue house. C-can’t miss it.” And now it seemed whales could talk, too.
“Thank you…” don’t choke on the sarcasm, please.
Severus slammed the door behind him and started walking down the street, looking for a ‘big, dark blue house.’
‘Well, the whale was right. Definitely can’t miss it.’ A fly couldn’t miss this house. It was at least four times bigger than the surrounding houses, three, maybe four stories. Severus rolled his eyes and walked up to the front door and knocked.
He didn’t expect to see a young girl answer the door in very short shorts and a black bikini top, holding a phone.
“I understand, Mr.Dursley. He’s right here, just knocked on the door. Yes, I know. My parents won’t mind, don’t worry. Bye.” The young girl looked him up and down. And he really didn't expect her to say,
“So. You’re Severus Snape.”
A/N: I know the first few chapters were short and very bad(yes, I know) but hopefully I'll be able to go back later and fix them, maybe make them longer.. but for now... wanna click the little button and review?
“Albus, I don’t care why you asked me here. I don’t care that I'm ‘supposed’ to care about what you’re telling me. But please, for the love of Merlin, will you tell me why you asked me here, to your office, to talk about Potter?” was snarled in a tone that would send most first through fourth years running.
Severus Snape was not in a good mood. He was woken up earlier than usual. A house elf woke him up at five in the bloody morning and he wasn’t too happy with said house elf. Needless to say, the house elves have decided to never wake up the Potions Master, even if they were ordered to. Then he wasn’t able to have his coffee because the house elf had told him that the headmaster wanted to see him, right away. Which meant, ‘Get your butt out of bed and into my office.’
And when he did get to the headmaster’s office, Albus was too cheerful for his tastes and liking. He had to have asked Severus if he had wanted a lemon drop at least six times already. And if he wanted tea and biscuits three times.
“Severus, please. Have a lemon drop. And maybe some-“
“Albus! I do not want any of your bloody tea! I would like to be sleeping! Or if I can’t sleep, I would like to be drinking coffee. Not. Your. Bloody. Tea.” Severus’ eye twitched.
“Alright, my dear boy, alright. I asked you here because I would like you to check up on Harry.”
“Do I have to?” no, Severus Snape did not just whine, he just… had a squeaky voice for a moment.
“Yes, you do. I cannot leave Hogwarts and the rest of the staff is either busy with their families or taking trips to other countries.” Severus sighed and stood up.
“Where is it he lives again, Albus?”
“Number four, Privet Drive, Surrey. But I'm sure that you’ll have to go to his house and some other place.”
“Why?” Severus pinched the bride of his nose in annoyance.
“Because the wards that I have place around his house let me know when he’s been gone for more than 24 hours. He’s been gone for about 40. So I would like you to go see if you can find him and make sure he’s ok.”
“Fine.” Severus turned and swooped out of the headmaster’s office, doing a good impersonation of a big bat. Albus chuckled softly to himself as he watched Severus swoop out of his office.
“I really do hope I'm right.” Fawkes trilled a note in question. “Oh, just you wait, Fawkes. Just you wait.”
~*~
“For the last, bloody time. Where. Is. He.”
Severus Snape was not in a good mood.
First he was woken up earlier than usual. A house elf woke him up at five in the bloody morning and he wasn’t too happy with said house elf. Needless to say, the house elves have decided to never wake up the Potions Master, even if they were ordered to.
Then he wasn’t able to have his coffee because the house elf had told him that the headmaster wanted to see him, right away. Which meant, ‘Get your butt out of bed and into my office.’ The meeting was ok, if not for the fact that Albus waited until Severus had had about three more birthdays before finally telling him what he wanted him to do.
And lastly, a stupid, whale of a muggle, with a twig like woman behind him was not telling him what he wanted to know. Which give us the current sight of Severus towering over the two, wand drawn and mouth curled into a vicious snarl.
“A-at a friends house.” Apparently the twig could speak.
“And where does said friend live?”
“D-down th-the street. Big, dark blue house. C-can’t miss it.” And now it seemed whales could talk, too.
“Thank you…” don’t choke on the sarcasm, please.
Severus slammed the door behind him and started walking down the street, looking for a ‘big, dark blue house.’
‘Well, the whale was right. Definitely can’t miss it.’ A fly couldn’t miss this house. It was at least four times bigger than the surrounding houses, three, maybe four stories. Severus rolled his eyes and walked up to the front door and knocked.
He didn’t expect to see a young girl answer the door in very short shorts and a black bikini top, holding a phone.
“I understand, Mr.Dursley. He’s right here, just knocked on the door. Yes, I know. My parents won’t mind, don’t worry. Bye.” The young girl looked him up and down. And he really didn't expect her to say,
“So. You’re Severus Snape.”
A/N: I know the first few chapters were short and very bad(yes, I know) but hopefully I'll be able to go back later and fix them, maybe make them longer.. but for now... wanna click the little button and review?