Love's a twisted bitch
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Harry Potter › Slash - Male/Male
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Harry Potter › Slash - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
7
Views:
21,272
Reviews:
14
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Thoughts
cedric thoughts
Cedric thoughts
Harry's thoughts
Harry's thoughts
Enjoy
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Cedric groaned when he came to. His head hurt like a bitch as he gently prodded the back with his finger. Breathing a sigh of relief when he saw no blood, he got to his feet, wincing when his head throbbed. He must have hit it when he fell down the stairs.
Well THAT was just grand wasn’t it?
Don’t complain, we got out of detention early
Yeah, at what cost? Discovering something that will leave me scarred for life.
No worries. Snape is a git
Yeah, and it’s no wonder why. I thought that-
Wait a minute, don’t tell me that you’re feeling SORRY for him! He’s always-ouch, my head. Why couldn’t you watch where you were going?
Hey, it’s my head too. Oh, I don’t know, maybe I was just the slightest bit preoccupied with remembering my Potions Professor being raped by his own father!
True, that was a little bit harsh. Sigh, you’ve gotten yourself in a royal mess now. No Harry and now Snape wants to kill you.
Thanks, you’re a big help. You should be comforting me.
No offense bub but I think Snape needs more comforting than you do
True that-OW Great Merlin, my head
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HARRY’s POV
Harry grumbled as he slid into the great hall, trying desperately to avoid Filch, breathing a silent sigh of relief when he had been successful. He clapped a hand over his laughter when he saw Filch rush in, his yellow eyes bulging as he surveyed the giant foyer, sniffing the air as if he could smell Harry out. Snarling when he came up with nothing, Filch waddled out of sight, the smell of old socks leaving with him. Harry sighed, his disappointment at not seeing Cedric and his annoyance with seeing Rita Skeeter and being stuffed underneath a table in the Three Broomsticks, enveloped him 10 fold.
Sighing morosely, Harry turned and trudged up the stairs. He turned a corner and was startled when someone hit him and landed on their back for the third time that day.
Oh Sweet Circe, I just knocked Cedric onto the ground
And how good he looks like that. AND you can truly say that you swept the man off of his feet.
Oh shut up. This is horrible! Now, he can see me as a klutz as well as a fame hungry, self entering-
What are you talking about? He can’t even SEE you remember? Your invisibility cloak!
Oh right, forgot about that.
What are you- No, don’t take it off! Smashing, now he CAN see you as a klutz as well as an idiot!
Oh no! Now he’s looking at me like I’m some sort of ghost! Now what do I do?
If you had just listened to me in the first place we wouldn’t be in this mess you sod
Oh do shut up.
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Cedric looked up shocked as Harry fucking gorgeous Potter came into view. His mouth watered at the sign of the tight jeans seductively hugging Harry’s thighs.
Please turn around
Oh no you don’t! I can’t believe that you are ogling Potter after seeing something that disturbing! Get your mind out of the gutter!
Our mind you mean? And what better way to take our mind of that than the gorgeous creature standing in front of me
Yes he is quite gorg-Stop that!
Stop what?
You know what! Stop drooling over Potter and get back in gear
I’m not drooling, that’s quite an unattractive quality you know, I am merely admiring and worshiping his beautiful-
Speaking of which, you DO know that you’re still on the ground on your ass and
staring at him like you’re a fish out of water?
Oh sod off and let me worship
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Harry’s POV
Gah, he’s still staring at me! Do I have something on my face?
That ridiculous look that looks like you just kicked in the ba-
All right I get the point you perverted ponce
Ponce? You take that back you paranoid snake
Triple-balled horntail
Four eyed griffindork
Voldemort lover
Snape fucker
Dursley douche
Malfoy
………..Oh no you didn’t
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Harry shook himself off and reached out a hand to help Cedric up. As he subtly peered at the hufflepuff, he saw a look in his eyes that Harry only knew too well. It was the look he sported whenever he discovered something that horrified him beyond belief.
“You alright Cedric?” He asked as he pulled Cedric up to his feet. He noticed that Cedric still held his hand as he sort of stared into space. Harry didn’t want him to let go, loving the warmth that Cedric’s hand gave him but he realized how awkward it looked, the two of them, standing in a deserted hallway holding hands.
Cedric shook his head as if trying to clear it. “oh yeah, I’m fine. Thanks.” He looked at Harry as if he had just noticed him. Harry shuffled his feet nervously, come on Harry! Say something!
“Well, good luck on the first task Harry.” Hearing his name uttered from the hufflepuff god’s lips sent an electric shock down Harry’s spine.
“Yeah, you too.” He said breathlessly, hoping that Cedric didn’t notice his voice shake. Cedric waved wobbly at him as he staggered down the hallway. What happened? Harry asked himself as he forlornly watched Cedric walk away.
Cedric thoughts
Harry's thoughts
Harry's thoughts
Enjoy
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Cedric groaned when he came to. His head hurt like a bitch as he gently prodded the back with his finger. Breathing a sigh of relief when he saw no blood, he got to his feet, wincing when his head throbbed. He must have hit it when he fell down the stairs.
Well THAT was just grand wasn’t it?
Don’t complain, we got out of detention early
Yeah, at what cost? Discovering something that will leave me scarred for life.
No worries. Snape is a git
Yeah, and it’s no wonder why. I thought that-
Wait a minute, don’t tell me that you’re feeling SORRY for him! He’s always-ouch, my head. Why couldn’t you watch where you were going?
Hey, it’s my head too. Oh, I don’t know, maybe I was just the slightest bit preoccupied with remembering my Potions Professor being raped by his own father!
True, that was a little bit harsh. Sigh, you’ve gotten yourself in a royal mess now. No Harry and now Snape wants to kill you.
Thanks, you’re a big help. You should be comforting me.
No offense bub but I think Snape needs more comforting than you do
True that-OW Great Merlin, my head
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HARRY’s POV
Harry grumbled as he slid into the great hall, trying desperately to avoid Filch, breathing a silent sigh of relief when he had been successful. He clapped a hand over his laughter when he saw Filch rush in, his yellow eyes bulging as he surveyed the giant foyer, sniffing the air as if he could smell Harry out. Snarling when he came up with nothing, Filch waddled out of sight, the smell of old socks leaving with him. Harry sighed, his disappointment at not seeing Cedric and his annoyance with seeing Rita Skeeter and being stuffed underneath a table in the Three Broomsticks, enveloped him 10 fold.
Sighing morosely, Harry turned and trudged up the stairs. He turned a corner and was startled when someone hit him and landed on their back for the third time that day.
Oh Sweet Circe, I just knocked Cedric onto the ground
And how good he looks like that. AND you can truly say that you swept the man off of his feet.
Oh shut up. This is horrible! Now, he can see me as a klutz as well as a fame hungry, self entering-
What are you talking about? He can’t even SEE you remember? Your invisibility cloak!
Oh right, forgot about that.
What are you- No, don’t take it off! Smashing, now he CAN see you as a klutz as well as an idiot!
Oh no! Now he’s looking at me like I’m some sort of ghost! Now what do I do?
If you had just listened to me in the first place we wouldn’t be in this mess you sod
Oh do shut up.
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Cedric looked up shocked as Harry fucking gorgeous Potter came into view. His mouth watered at the sign of the tight jeans seductively hugging Harry’s thighs.
Please turn around
Oh no you don’t! I can’t believe that you are ogling Potter after seeing something that disturbing! Get your mind out of the gutter!
Our mind you mean? And what better way to take our mind of that than the gorgeous creature standing in front of me
Yes he is quite gorg-Stop that!
Stop what?
You know what! Stop drooling over Potter and get back in gear
I’m not drooling, that’s quite an unattractive quality you know, I am merely admiring and worshiping his beautiful-
Speaking of which, you DO know that you’re still on the ground on your ass and
staring at him like you’re a fish out of water?
Oh sod off and let me worship
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Harry’s POV
Gah, he’s still staring at me! Do I have something on my face?
That ridiculous look that looks like you just kicked in the ba-
All right I get the point you perverted ponce
Ponce? You take that back you paranoid snake
Triple-balled horntail
Four eyed griffindork
Voldemort lover
Snape fucker
Dursley douche
Malfoy
………..Oh no you didn’t
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Harry shook himself off and reached out a hand to help Cedric up. As he subtly peered at the hufflepuff, he saw a look in his eyes that Harry only knew too well. It was the look he sported whenever he discovered something that horrified him beyond belief.
“You alright Cedric?” He asked as he pulled Cedric up to his feet. He noticed that Cedric still held his hand as he sort of stared into space. Harry didn’t want him to let go, loving the warmth that Cedric’s hand gave him but he realized how awkward it looked, the two of them, standing in a deserted hallway holding hands.
Cedric shook his head as if trying to clear it. “oh yeah, I’m fine. Thanks.” He looked at Harry as if he had just noticed him. Harry shuffled his feet nervously, come on Harry! Say something!
“Well, good luck on the first task Harry.” Hearing his name uttered from the hufflepuff god’s lips sent an electric shock down Harry’s spine.
“Yeah, you too.” He said breathlessly, hoping that Cedric didn’t notice his voice shake. Cedric waved wobbly at him as he staggered down the hallway. What happened? Harry asked himself as he forlornly watched Cedric walk away.