Hogwarts picture show

Draco gave his creator a sad look, Voldemort smiled lovenly. "But since you're such an exceptional beauty, I am prepared to forgive you." Draco pounded the tank laughing, Voldemort was happy with the out come grinning at his guests and servents, "Oh, I just love success." Lucius always the suck up grinned at his master, "He's a credit to your genius, master." Bellatrix never to be out done, "A triumph of your will." Ginny couldn't figure out what was so special about the blonde man, "He's O.K." The room went silent as Voldemort turned his head slowly and looked at the girl, "O.K.? O.K.?!? I think we can do better than that. Humph! Well, Harry and Hermione, what do you think of him?" Hermione looked at Draco then smiled at Harry, "Well, I don't like men with too many muscles." Voldemort was furiouse pulling Draco away as the blonde checked out HErmione making her blush. "I didn't make him FOR YOU! He carries the Charles Atlas seal of approval." Voldemort walked over to where an object was covered in a sheet pulling it off it revealed a set of weights which Draco looked at, smiling in happiness.

Voldemort: A weakling weighing ninety-eight pounds
Will get sand in his face
When kicked to the ground;
And soon in the gym with a determined chin,
The sweat from his pores as he works for his cause
Will make him glisten ...and gleam.
And with massage, and just a little bit of steam,
He'll be pink and quite clean
He'll be a strong man. Oh honey...

Voldmeort and Death eaters: But the wrong man.

Draco suddenly started pumping the weights grinning at Voldemort, Hermione and Harry watched on dumbfounded.
Voldemort" He'll eat nutritious high protein. And swallow raw eggs...
Try to build up his shoulders, his chest, arms, and... legs.
Such an effort if he only knew of my plan.
In just seven days...

Voldemort and Death eaters : I can make you a man.

Voldemort grabbed Draco pulling him up against a door, wrapping his arms around the muscle bound man.
Voldemort: He'll do press-ups, and chin-ups, do the snatch, clean and jerk.
He thinks dynamic tension must be hard work.
Such strenuous living I just don't understand,
When in just seven days, oh baby, ...I can make you a man.

A sudden Beeping filled the room, making Voldemort and Draco jump away from the door as Ginny Squealed in delight.

"Sirius!"

A/N I just couldnt think of who could play Eddie so i decided on the local bad boy Sirius black hehe