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musical hogwarts

By: kelliechar
folder Harry Potter › General
Rating: Adult ++
Chapters: 21
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Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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Voldermorts plan

Voldermort looked at his death eaters in disgust they had once again failed to bring him closer to the ruin of all good, now Lucius, Bellatrix and pettigrew were arguing about what had happened in the ministery of magic. Growling he stepped forward, \"Idiots silence i have a plan it is time we killed Dumbledore and then Harry will be our then Hogwarts will fall!\" The death eaters loked up at him in glee, as their dark lord walked among them
(VOLDERMORT)
I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a squids backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It\'s clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we\'re talking wizards and successions
Even you can\'t be caught unawares
So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer

[LUCIUS]
And where do we feature?
(VOLDERMORT)
Just listen to master
I know it sounds sordid
But you\'ll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues!
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!

[CRABB SNR)Be prepared for what?
[VOLDERMORT] For the death of the Dumbledore!
[GOYLE SNR)Why? Is he sick?
[VOLDERMORT) No, you fool, we\'re going to kill him... and Harry too!
[DE) Great idea! Who needs a strong wizard
[Hyenas:] No strong wizard, No strong wizard, nah nah nah nah nah nah!
[VOLDERMORT) Idiots! There will BE powerful wizard!
[BELLATRIX) But you just said...
[VOLDERMORT)*I* will be the powerful wizard
Stick with me, and you\'ll never be hungry again!
[DE] YEA!!!!!! Long live the DARK LORD!
It\'s great that we\'ll soon be connected
With a dark lord who\'ll be all-time adored

[VOLDERMORT with (Death Eaters)
Of course, quid pro quo, you\'re expected
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizes
And though I\'m the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won\'t get a muggle without me
So prepare for the hex of the century
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
(Ooooh!)
Meticulous planning
(We\'ll have muggles)
Tenacity spanning
(Lots of slaves)
Decades of denial
(We repeat)
Is simply why I\'ll
(Endless whores)
Be powerful undisputed
(Aaaaaaaaaah!)
respected, saluted
(Aaaaaaaaaah!)
And seen for the wonder I am
(Aaaaaaaaaah!)
Yes my teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!
[DEATH EATERS] Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!

They all erupted in laughter as lightning clashed through the sky.


A/N \'Be Prepared\' is scars song from the lion king i felt this song fitted Voldemort perfectly
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