Lemon Drops
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Harry Potter › Slash - Male/Male › Harry/Snape
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
9
Views:
7,978
Reviews:
63
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
"Let me out!"
Severus Snape stalked into St. Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries clutching a single piece of parchment. He, quite literally, tossed it onto the clipboard of a passing mediwitch and turned to enter Harry’s room. “Sir!” the mediwitch called after him. “Excuse me! You need to see the Head Mediwitch about this!” Snape waved her off and slammed the door behind him while muttering several locking and silencing charms in quick succession.
“Sev!” Harry greeted gleefully.
Snape’s left eye began to twitch again. “I’m still your professor, Potter. You will address me as such.”
“Why are you so upset, Sev?” Snape’s eye twitched a bit more. If he didn’t know any better, he’d swear Potter was doing that on purpose. “Wait! Have a Lemon Drop! It’ll make you feel better!” Harry exclaimed as he produced the small tin from his bedside drawer and thrust it towards Snape.
“Lemon Drops, Potter,” the Potion’s Master said irritably, “are just candy! They have absolutely NO medicinal purposes,” he snarled.
“You’re wrong!” Harry screamed. “They fix everything!”
Snape rubbed his temples. Why’d he have to be so bloody damn stubborn? I’ll Avada Kedavra Albus for this, he thought. “No, Potter. They don’t,” he said coldly.
Harry plugged his ears with his index fingers and began rocking back and forth while yelling, “La la la la la...I can’t hear you...”
“Knock it off, Potter! LEMON DROPS ARE JUST CANDY!”
“La la la la la...I’m not listening...I’m not listening...” he said singsong-ly.
Severus walked over to Harry and yanked his fingers out of his ears, then yelled, “LEMON DROPS ARE JUST CANDY! THEY DO NOT FIX ANY INJURY, MAGICAL MISHAP OR ANYTHING OTHER THAN A SUGAR CRAVING! SNAP THE FUCK OUT OF IT! ” He then swept Harry up into his arms, though this was harder than he’d anticipated since Harry was insisting on kicking him in his stomach repeatedly, and quickly Apparated to Hafan Dawel.
***
Severus released Harry. The boy fell to the floor, blinked rapidly, and then lunged for the door. Before Severus could do more than blink, Harry had the door open. Guess insanity hasn’t affected his skills as a Seeker... Snape thought as he raised his right hand.
The front door slammed shut. Harry tugged frantically at it. “Let me out!” he demanding, still pulling.
“No,” Snape replied calmly, turning his back on Harry as he started to leave the front hall.
“Let me out!” Harry shrieked again. “You can’t keep me here! Let me out!”
Severus laughed mirthlessly. “I can keep you here, Potter, and I will. Believe me.”
“Let me out!” Harry’s eyes were like those of a wild animal brought inside for the first time as he continued to scream, again and again. “Let me out! LET ME OUT!”
Severus shook his head. “I said ‘no’, Potter, and I meant no. Why don’t you eat one of those ridiculous Lemon Drops you love so much?” He stalked off down the hall. “I have potions to brew, so stay out of my way, Potter.”
As Snape walked off, Harry sank to the floor and began to rock back and forth. “Let me out...let me out...let me out...” he said over and over, as he fumbled with his tin of Lemon Drops, desperate for one.
***
On his way to bed a few hours later, Snape entered his front hall and saw Harry lying on the floor in front of the door, curled into a ball.
Severus approached the boy, wondering how Potter could possibly be comfortable in that position, on a marble floor. Why does he always wear such baggy clothes? Sev thought, standing over Harry and taking in his baggy tee. He was quite surprised to see that Harry’s jeans, while baggy, hugged his arse rather nicely due to his position.
Unbidden, Severus had a mental image of Harry playing Quidditch, his flying pants clinging to a firm arse. Don’t go there, Severus, he warned himself. Don’t even go there. He swept Harry up in his arms and carried him to one of the guest rooms.
Author\'s Notes: If you couldn\'t tell, this is turning into Snarry. No fear for those of you who don\'t prefer Snarry! Sarah and I have decided that there will be at LEAST 5 endings to Lemon Drops. Snarry, Harry/Draco, Harry is right-Lemon Drops DO fix everything, Harry is wrong and is driven mad by insane midgets (for Nicky), and Harry/Ginny (also for Nicky). Do you have suggestions for another ending? E-mail me or send it to me through AIM! We\'ll write it! Harry/Hermione stories, though, will NOT be written. Neither Sarah nor I are willing to read it and so therefore, we won\'t write it. Sorry!!
A big thanks to our reviewers!! We\'re overly joyed that you love the story and find it as amusing to read as we do to write it!
The plot bunnies would like to thank Jessica for the sacks of Lemon Drops-they\'re saving them to write the next chapter!! *hint hint*
The plot bunnies have also attatcked Nicky for electrocuting them with batteries...=/ But they\'re all better now and say, \"MORE LEMON DROPS!!!!\"
\"Hafan Dawel\" is Welsh for \"Quiet Haven\". Both Sarah and I found \"Snape Manor\" to be over rated and so MysticSong 1978, one of Sarah\'s lovely reviewers, sent her this idea to call Snape\'s house. We fell in love with it and so we are using it!
R&R-No reviews, no more story!!
xoxox,
Lizzie and Sarah
**quick update**
Sarah is currently writing the next chapter-it will be posted soon
to the FLAME posted here: \"anon
So take the damn thing down. It isn\'t *that* good for you to be threatening removal with every chapter. Actually, it was so damn irritating, I quit reading the short little chapters and went on to something better.\", we\'re sorry that you don\'t like our story. But glad that you found something that you enjoy better. *tears the flame in half and feeds half to Sarah\'s light-blue plot bunnies and the other half to the evil Heffalumps that are always lurking in the background*
To the other flames: We\'re not DEMANDING anything, least of all NICE responses. All critism is welcome-we only ASK that you make it constructive. But since some people aren\'t capable of such things, we ACCEPT flames. Our plot bunnies and evil heffalumps love eating \'em *promply feeds Sarah\'s plot bunnies and the evil heffalumps the last 2 flames and watch gleefully as they tear them to shreads* See? ^.^
In general, if you feel that our story isn\'t worthy enough of your time, here\'s some advice: DON\'T READ IT. Seriously, will it make a difference to us? No. It\'ll get finished but it will be put on a site that it\'s APPRECIATED on-the reviews are so we know people read it, not so we know people like it. Yeesh.
“Sev!” Harry greeted gleefully.
Snape’s left eye began to twitch again. “I’m still your professor, Potter. You will address me as such.”
“Why are you so upset, Sev?” Snape’s eye twitched a bit more. If he didn’t know any better, he’d swear Potter was doing that on purpose. “Wait! Have a Lemon Drop! It’ll make you feel better!” Harry exclaimed as he produced the small tin from his bedside drawer and thrust it towards Snape.
“Lemon Drops, Potter,” the Potion’s Master said irritably, “are just candy! They have absolutely NO medicinal purposes,” he snarled.
“You’re wrong!” Harry screamed. “They fix everything!”
Snape rubbed his temples. Why’d he have to be so bloody damn stubborn? I’ll Avada Kedavra Albus for this, he thought. “No, Potter. They don’t,” he said coldly.
Harry plugged his ears with his index fingers and began rocking back and forth while yelling, “La la la la la...I can’t hear you...”
“Knock it off, Potter! LEMON DROPS ARE JUST CANDY!”
“La la la la la...I’m not listening...I’m not listening...” he said singsong-ly.
Severus walked over to Harry and yanked his fingers out of his ears, then yelled, “LEMON DROPS ARE JUST CANDY! THEY DO NOT FIX ANY INJURY, MAGICAL MISHAP OR ANYTHING OTHER THAN A SUGAR CRAVING! SNAP THE FUCK OUT OF IT! ” He then swept Harry up into his arms, though this was harder than he’d anticipated since Harry was insisting on kicking him in his stomach repeatedly, and quickly Apparated to Hafan Dawel.
***
Severus released Harry. The boy fell to the floor, blinked rapidly, and then lunged for the door. Before Severus could do more than blink, Harry had the door open. Guess insanity hasn’t affected his skills as a Seeker... Snape thought as he raised his right hand.
The front door slammed shut. Harry tugged frantically at it. “Let me out!” he demanding, still pulling.
“No,” Snape replied calmly, turning his back on Harry as he started to leave the front hall.
“Let me out!” Harry shrieked again. “You can’t keep me here! Let me out!”
Severus laughed mirthlessly. “I can keep you here, Potter, and I will. Believe me.”
“Let me out!” Harry’s eyes were like those of a wild animal brought inside for the first time as he continued to scream, again and again. “Let me out! LET ME OUT!”
Severus shook his head. “I said ‘no’, Potter, and I meant no. Why don’t you eat one of those ridiculous Lemon Drops you love so much?” He stalked off down the hall. “I have potions to brew, so stay out of my way, Potter.”
As Snape walked off, Harry sank to the floor and began to rock back and forth. “Let me out...let me out...let me out...” he said over and over, as he fumbled with his tin of Lemon Drops, desperate for one.
***
On his way to bed a few hours later, Snape entered his front hall and saw Harry lying on the floor in front of the door, curled into a ball.
Severus approached the boy, wondering how Potter could possibly be comfortable in that position, on a marble floor. Why does he always wear such baggy clothes? Sev thought, standing over Harry and taking in his baggy tee. He was quite surprised to see that Harry’s jeans, while baggy, hugged his arse rather nicely due to his position.
Unbidden, Severus had a mental image of Harry playing Quidditch, his flying pants clinging to a firm arse. Don’t go there, Severus, he warned himself. Don’t even go there. He swept Harry up in his arms and carried him to one of the guest rooms.
Author\'s Notes: If you couldn\'t tell, this is turning into Snarry. No fear for those of you who don\'t prefer Snarry! Sarah and I have decided that there will be at LEAST 5 endings to Lemon Drops. Snarry, Harry/Draco, Harry is right-Lemon Drops DO fix everything, Harry is wrong and is driven mad by insane midgets (for Nicky), and Harry/Ginny (also for Nicky). Do you have suggestions for another ending? E-mail me or send it to me through AIM! We\'ll write it! Harry/Hermione stories, though, will NOT be written. Neither Sarah nor I are willing to read it and so therefore, we won\'t write it. Sorry!!
A big thanks to our reviewers!! We\'re overly joyed that you love the story and find it as amusing to read as we do to write it!
The plot bunnies would like to thank Jessica for the sacks of Lemon Drops-they\'re saving them to write the next chapter!! *hint hint*
The plot bunnies have also attatcked Nicky for electrocuting them with batteries...=/ But they\'re all better now and say, \"MORE LEMON DROPS!!!!\"
\"Hafan Dawel\" is Welsh for \"Quiet Haven\". Both Sarah and I found \"Snape Manor\" to be over rated and so MysticSong 1978, one of Sarah\'s lovely reviewers, sent her this idea to call Snape\'s house. We fell in love with it and so we are using it!
R&R-No reviews, no more story!!
xoxox,
Lizzie and Sarah
**quick update**
Sarah is currently writing the next chapter-it will be posted soon
to the FLAME posted here: \"anon
So take the damn thing down. It isn\'t *that* good for you to be threatening removal with every chapter. Actually, it was so damn irritating, I quit reading the short little chapters and went on to something better.\", we\'re sorry that you don\'t like our story. But glad that you found something that you enjoy better. *tears the flame in half and feeds half to Sarah\'s light-blue plot bunnies and the other half to the evil Heffalumps that are always lurking in the background*
To the other flames: We\'re not DEMANDING anything, least of all NICE responses. All critism is welcome-we only ASK that you make it constructive. But since some people aren\'t capable of such things, we ACCEPT flames. Our plot bunnies and evil heffalumps love eating \'em *promply feeds Sarah\'s plot bunnies and the evil heffalumps the last 2 flames and watch gleefully as they tear them to shreads* See? ^.^
In general, if you feel that our story isn\'t worthy enough of your time, here\'s some advice: DON\'T READ IT. Seriously, will it make a difference to us? No. It\'ll get finished but it will be put on a site that it\'s APPRECIATED on-the reviews are so we know people read it, not so we know people like it. Yeesh.