Snape Me
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Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female
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Category:
Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
12
Views:
2,097
Reviews:
9
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
The Second Detention
Disclaimer: I do not own Snape, Hogwarts, Harry Potter, or any of the related stuff \'n things. The character of Adrian Maraschino and the plot of this fic are my own invention, however. I have no affiliation with J. K. Rowling or Warner Bros. (Or, haven\'t you heard, they\'re hiring amateur porn writers now!)
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Hogwarts, Potions Dungeon. 7:00 p.m. November 3.
This time she wasn’t late, and when she walked in, she seemed rather quiet and modest. Perhaps the guilt and confusion from her “clumsiness” yesterday was still bothering her.
“Hello, Professor,” she mumbled wearily. “What do you have for me today?”
“My second-year class made some... mistakes today,” he answered. “Hard-to-clean mistakes. So, naturally, you’ll be cleaning them.” He surveyed her clothes. She’d changed out of her uniform into something stylish and expensive-looking. “I hope you won’t mind getting that shirt dirty.”
She sighed coldly. “What does it matter? Lead me to it.”
He showed her a corner of the classroom that seemed to be stained with smoke and coated in slimy green gunk. When Adrian prodded some of the stuff with her foot, it sizzled and began eating into the material of her shoe, until Snape nullified it with a beam from his wand.
“How on earth am I supposed to clean that?” she gasped, backing slowly away.
“It will take a long time. But then, you have a long time.” He indicated some ominous-looking cleaning supplies. “Put on these heavy gloves and gas mask, and use this spray bottle to temporarily stun it.”
“Stun it? It’s alive?”
Snape ignored her. “Then sprinkle this powder on it, which will neutralize its acidic defenses, and which it won’t be able to eat through because of the substance from the spray bottle. Then, you will be able to scrub it off the floor with soap and water.”
“Why didn’t you make the second years clean it up? It’s their mistake!”
Snape smiled thinly, but didn’t answer her question. “I suggest that you only tackle one small section at a time, because the effects of the spray and the powder are temporary. And do not let this substance touch your skin.”
Adrian’s eyes were wide. “Professor, I--“
”Oh, and by the way, if you leave it too long, it multiplies. Now get to work.” With that, he swept into his office.
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Notes: Eww. Poor Adrian. But that\'s just how Professor Snape shows affection: he forces the object of his desire to clean up acidic slime. How romantic! Oh... and by the way, I promise some NC-17 stuff is coming up. Just two short chapters to go, and then no more stalling! I swear! (My awed thanks to anyone who has read this far without getting bored and looking elsewhere for their evening thrills. Brownie points for all of you!)
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Hogwarts, Potions Dungeon. 7:00 p.m. November 3.
This time she wasn’t late, and when she walked in, she seemed rather quiet and modest. Perhaps the guilt and confusion from her “clumsiness” yesterday was still bothering her.
“Hello, Professor,” she mumbled wearily. “What do you have for me today?”
“My second-year class made some... mistakes today,” he answered. “Hard-to-clean mistakes. So, naturally, you’ll be cleaning them.” He surveyed her clothes. She’d changed out of her uniform into something stylish and expensive-looking. “I hope you won’t mind getting that shirt dirty.”
She sighed coldly. “What does it matter? Lead me to it.”
He showed her a corner of the classroom that seemed to be stained with smoke and coated in slimy green gunk. When Adrian prodded some of the stuff with her foot, it sizzled and began eating into the material of her shoe, until Snape nullified it with a beam from his wand.
“How on earth am I supposed to clean that?” she gasped, backing slowly away.
“It will take a long time. But then, you have a long time.” He indicated some ominous-looking cleaning supplies. “Put on these heavy gloves and gas mask, and use this spray bottle to temporarily stun it.”
“Stun it? It’s alive?”
Snape ignored her. “Then sprinkle this powder on it, which will neutralize its acidic defenses, and which it won’t be able to eat through because of the substance from the spray bottle. Then, you will be able to scrub it off the floor with soap and water.”
“Why didn’t you make the second years clean it up? It’s their mistake!”
Snape smiled thinly, but didn’t answer her question. “I suggest that you only tackle one small section at a time, because the effects of the spray and the powder are temporary. And do not let this substance touch your skin.”
Adrian’s eyes were wide. “Professor, I--“
”Oh, and by the way, if you leave it too long, it multiplies. Now get to work.” With that, he swept into his office.
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Notes: Eww. Poor Adrian. But that\'s just how Professor Snape shows affection: he forces the object of his desire to clean up acidic slime. How romantic! Oh... and by the way, I promise some NC-17 stuff is coming up. Just two short chapters to go, and then no more stalling! I swear! (My awed thanks to anyone who has read this far without getting bored and looking elsewhere for their evening thrills. Brownie points for all of you!)