MST: Oh! You said Snape! I thought you said Snake!

But, to his dismay, the snake clung to his skin more tenaciously than ever. He could feel the tail moving freely over his buttocks. "I hope you're satisfied," he muttered to the snake.

Severus: Yes, because it’s no fun when one’s satisfied and the other isn’t. Sirius: You actually care? Severus: When I’m satisfied? No.

The sensations coming from his lower belly were intensifying. His exposed cock made him all that much more susceptible to the snake's body clinging there.

Lucius: I wonder why I’d be any susceptible with my cock exposed?

What was going on down there? he wondered.

Severus: Good question’ since so many things can happen down there’ *rolls eyes*

He could feel quite clearly the pulsing of the snakes' muscles on his lower abdomen.

Sirius: So there are some sensations in you after all’ hummmm’ Severus: You’re having any ideas? Sirius: You’re willing to fulfill them? Severus: Well’ Sirius: *little grin = hope birth* Severus: ‘maybe’ Sirius: *medium grin = hope learning the ways of life* Severus: ‘some’ Sirius: *big grin = hope dancing around like crazy maniac* Severus: ‘other time and place. Sirius: *evil grin = hope gone bad*

As if that wasn't enough, with each jerk he gave on the chain holding his arms, the snake's body twitched and convulsed around the growing head of his erection.

Severus: *tut-tutting ironically* Really, Nagini, it seems impossible!

'Wonderful. Now I'm turning myself on.'

Sirius: No, Nagini’s turning you on. Lucius: It’s not! Sirius: It is. Lucius: It’s not. Severus: Tell her that.

The snake now worked its way down and moved itself directly over his arsehole!

Lucius: *heading to the door* I want out! Now! Sirius: And Nagini wants in. That could be an obstacle to the relationship. Severus: Then again, the chains are great relationship devices. Sirius: *drools* How would you like to try’ Severus: Later. Sirius: *pouts*

He was sure he could actually feel the pulsings of the snake's tongue on his opening. It was maddening!

Severus: *sarcastically* Poor you’

The sensitive skin of his inner thighs continued to rub against the soft texture

Severus: Soft? A snake? Lucius. It is! Snakes aren’t at all as slimy as they might look like. Actually, they’re quite velvety to the touch. Severus: Oh, is that so? Lucius: *nods* Severus: Ok, then’sorry, it’s just that I’ve never had sex with a snake’you have to forgive my ignorance. Sirius: *snigger* Lucius: *glares*

of the snake working between them. All in all, it was really starting to get to him.

Sirius: ‘Bout time, I’d say! Severus: It’s like everything ‘til here was normal and now, just now, it was starting to get to him?! Sirius: And I thought Severus was hard to get’ Lucius: *eyeing Severus* I don’t know about getting him, but he’s hard, all right’ Sirius: *casts eyes up excitedly* Huh? Severus: *to Lucius* You’re dead. Sirius: *gets closer to Severus* Severus: *edges away from Sirius* Sirius: *grabs him and holds him tightly* Severus: *fidgets* Lucius: I feel cast aside’ Sirius: *pulls Lucius closer and marvels at his newly-made Siriusburger*

He felt his heart beat increase, his breath coming faster, his skin positively tingling with sensation.

Severus: *tearing himself away from Sirius* But you hated it’ right? Lucius: Fic me is free to feel whatever he wants’ I don’t know him anymore. *crosses arms* Severus: Nice excuse’I don’t think any of us had used it yet. Lucius: It’s not an excuse! Sirius: *frowns in disbelief* Lucius: It’s not! Severus: Bitch.

He knew that if he didn't get out of the cell soon he was going to get off right there.

Sirius: Wrong, wrong thing to do! *playful* Lucius: If I didn’t know better, I’d think you’re jealous. Sirius: I’m not jealous, I’m needy. *glares at Severus* Severus: *places Lucius between them* Help yourself. Sirius: *shows Lucius a bit of the fic* Lucius: *clings to them both in panic* Sirius: *grins*

Lucius soon lost track of everything

Lucius: Not soon enough, if you ask me’ Sirius: You were keeping track, hein? Severus: Relax’ Sirius: Good advice. Wrong choice of word, though’ Lucius: What’s that supposed to mean? Sirius: *thoughtful* Then again, if you don’t, it’ll hurt more’ *to Lucius* Pray relax.

except the fantastic sensations rising from his opening and cock.

Lucius: *muttering* This is not me. This is not me. This... Severus: Ok. Mental note: no dangerous animal near my cock. Lucius: *muttering*’not me. This is not me. This is not’ Sirius: *intrigued* No’ animal’? Such as’? Lucius: *muttering*’is not me. This is not me. This is ‘ Severus: Snakes, for one. Scorpions, spiders’ Lucius: *muttering*’me. This is not me. This’ Severus: ‘ any crawling animal included. Lucius: *muttering*’This is not me. This is not me. This’ Sirius: Any other limitations to your sexual activities, Severus? Lucius: *muttering*’not me. This is not me. This is’ Severus: Any cat-type animal, bird or bovine. Lucius: *muttering*’This can’t be me. This is not me. This’ Sirius: *bit annoyed* Anything else? More limited and you’ll be left with women! Lucius: *muttering*’No way’ This is not me! Severus: I almost forgot! Dogs! *to himself* How could I forget dogs? Lucius: *muttering*’Could it be me? Nooooo’ Could it? Sirius: That’s mean. It’s your loss, if I may say so’ still’ Lucius: *muttering*’I guess it could be me’ Still, this is not me’ Severus: I’m not at all limited and, YES, Lucius, IT IS YOU! GET OUT OF THE DAMN CLOSET AND JOIN THE PARTY! Sirius: Lucius, this is a dead party *death look at Severus*. Join another one! Lucius: *muttering* This is not me’ This is not me’ *to Sirius and Severus* You’re trying to confuse me. Don’t do that. I was almost certain it was not me’ now I’m confused again’ don’t do it’ don’t’ *faints* Severus: *looks at Sirius* Sirius: *looks at Severus* Nice finale. Severus: Yeah. Like a true virgin.

Nagini moved down and wedged herself directly between his legs, right over his penis.

Sirius: *shakes Lucius awake* I think this was too much effort for him. Lucius. *waking up, startled* I’m not a virgin’ Severus: Could I please be spared the details of that dream of yours, Lucius? Luc N’n N’no, that’s not what you think. Severus: *waves hand dismissively* Lucius: *to Sirius* That’s not what he thinks’really, it’s not what’ Sirius: I know, I know, don’t worry, he believes you, he’s always like that, but he has a heart of gold. Severus: I heard that. Sirius: Buried deep inside. Somewhere around his knees.

There was nothing Lucius could do but wait

Severus: And he dares deny he’s the bitch?!

and become more and more aware of this flood of sexual feelings building for some reason he couldn't for the life of him understand.

Lucius: But it’s not what he thinks. Really, it isn’t’

"No!" Lucius automatically shouted,

Severus: *laughing hysterically*

trying to fight the rising pressure within him

Lucius: *blushes crimson* Severus: *rolls on the floor*

as he tried to squirm away.

Severus: *as Lucius* Please don’t be so harsh, I’m not accustomed to it’ *laughs some more* Sirius: *holds Lucius back* Don’t do that. He hasn’t shagged me yet. Severus: *still laughing* Yeah, don’t do that, that’s no proper behaviour for a lady’*giggles*

Yet, in spite of his resolve, the debate stormed deep within him.

TBC