100 Ways to Kill a Weasley
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Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Snape/Hermione
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41,832
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236
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Currently Reading:
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Category:
Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Snape/Hermione
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
93
Views:
41,832
Reviews:
236
Recommended:
1
Currently Reading:
1
Disclaimer:
I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Blending together
Severus was walking by the Room of Requirements and heard some screaming. He rushed over to the door and yanked it open and froze.
There was Ron Weasley with his hand stuck in a blender.
\'I wish that that blender would suck him all the way in so I could date Hermione.\' Severus thought. All of the sudden...Ron was sucked into the blender. In seconds the screams died away and there was nothing left but a puddle of what use to be Ron.
A few minutes later.
"Headmaster I did everything I could do to get to him in time, but I just wasn’t fast enough," Severus purred. Hermione was attached to Severus\'s shoulder and sobbing. Severus offered to take her home and put her to bed.
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short...simple...pointless...thought up at the work meeting from hell
There was Ron Weasley with his hand stuck in a blender.
\'I wish that that blender would suck him all the way in so I could date Hermione.\' Severus thought. All of the sudden...Ron was sucked into the blender. In seconds the screams died away and there was nothing left but a puddle of what use to be Ron.
A few minutes later.
"Headmaster I did everything I could do to get to him in time, but I just wasn’t fast enough," Severus purred. Hermione was attached to Severus\'s shoulder and sobbing. Severus offered to take her home and put her to bed.
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short...simple...pointless...thought up at the work meeting from hell