100 Ways to Kill a Weasley

I don\'t know what plot bunny bit me in the ass for this, but it did...And I could not stop laughing when I thought of it. I hope you all will too! PS- I do not have any claim on a certain candy commercial that we all may or may not have seen.

Hermione and Ron were in muggle London looking for chirstmas gifts. Hermione was excitedly browsing Harrod\'s while bringing a not so enthused Ron with her. She was rather hopeful about this coming Chirstmas and was hoping to find a rather unique gift for Severus.

" \'Mione..." Ron whined. " Can\'t I just go sit out and about while you shop for the bat? I\'ve done all my shopping already...".

Hermione rolled her eyes. Shopping as far as Ron was concerned was just buying sweets for everyone. Ah well, she thought, Karma will get him sooner or later.

" You might as well Ron, I\'ve got to shop for my parents too." she replied.

Ron let out the breath he was holding and rushed his way outside and sat outside on a bench. There was a muggle man sitting next to him looking quite glum and looking at his hands quite longingly.

" Oi there mate, what\'s the matter with you?" he said.

" I was unable to hold my newborn this morning..." he replied, his brown eyes still sullen. " It\'s probably the most depressing thing ever."

Severus Snape was just walking up the sidewalk when he saw Ron conversing with the muggle man. Bah, why wouldn\'t the red headed git just get out of his hair and leave his intriguing paramour behind. He was certain he could possibley make her happier than the quidditch obsessed oaf would.

Hermione was just exiting Harrod\'s with her items in tow when she saw Ron talking with the muggle and Snape looking around. " Severus! How good to see you! I was hoping to ask you about a few things about a theory of mine for a potion." she said.

Ron turned around when he heard Hermione talking to Snape and groaned. " \'Scuse me mate, gotta go intervene before she forgets I\'m over here..." he said. He raised his hand to shake his and the muggle\'s eyes widened.

" NO! Don\'t!"

But it was too late. As soon as Ron\'s hand came into contact with the muggle man\'s, he decintegrated into thousands upon thousands of brightly colored sweets.

Hermione was stricken aghast at the scene and one the first thing Severus said was:

" Isn\'t karma a bitch?"

Again, I don\'t know what plot bunny bit me on the ass, but we haven\'t explored this avenue yet. I know it\'s short, but it works I believe and I\'m so tuckered out from today that I think that\'s all I had in me to do. Ah well, that as they say is that, No regrets.