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100 Ways to Kill a Weasley

By: Ms_Figg
folder Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Snape/Hermione
Rating: Adult +
Chapters: 93
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Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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The Worst way to be Labled a Knight.

The Worst Way to be Labeled a Knight

Hermione groaned in the bed she was trying to sleep in. It was that special time of the month again and she had cramps. Terrible terrible cramps. She found herself unable to to summon chocolate to help herself get though them, so she lay in bed groaning occasionally.

Ron, avoiding the room as much as he could, stood next to the door worriedly wanting to help her somehow, but he knew the best thing to do was to ride it out so he went back to attempting to cook dinner.

After an hour of the worst cramps known to womankind, Hermione stood up and moved towards the kitchen. She tried to smile at Ron as she leaned against the wall for support. Ron looked up and smiled worriedly

"Ron. . . "

Hermione started then paused at the sound of her strained voice. She cleared her throat and started to talk again

"Ron i need you to go out to the Chocolate Shop and get me some chocolate, I can barely stand the craving," she said before she gasped as another cramp washed over her body.

Ron nodded.

"A. . alright Hermione," he said, helping her back in to the bed and rubbing her back slightly before he hurried out the door, his wand in his hand waving it as if it were a sword.

Though Voldemort was killed a few months ago, many death eaters had gone in to hiding and liked to attack people at random so most wizards kept there wands out and mostly ready. Ron flicked his wand as he stepped out on to the street, jumping as a loud bang echoed behind and his ugly face contorted in to one of his famous grimaces.

The Knight Bus hit Ron as it he were nothing and came screeching to a halt as Ron's body crumpled.

A tall black bat-like man exited the bus. He wore a wide grin as he looked down at the broken man before rolling him on to his back.

The sight of Ron's face was still contorted from his look of terror, eyes wide open. On his forehead, stamped perfectly clear, were the letters K-N-I-G-H-T.

Snape allowed himself two moments to smirk and give a little laugh before he bent down, shaving the head bald before conjuring a magical containment field around the body and hid it in the shed in Hermione's backyard for later use.

Snape slipped one hair in to the potion and lifted it to his lips. . . .
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