100 Ways to Kill a Weasley
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Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Snape/Hermione
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
93
Views:
41,825
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236
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1
Currently Reading:
1
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Jump and Thump
Jump and Thump
“Hermione! Hermione! Up here!”
Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley and Severus Snape all looked up, startled.
Ron was standing on the very top of the highest turret of Hogwarts, holding a sign and waving at them frantically. There was a long, thick cord tied around Ron’s waist the other end tied to a flagpole that jutted out from the wall a distance.
”What’s he doing?” Hermione cried. “Ron come down from there!”
Ron had told them to meet him on this side of Hogwart's castle at two o'clock. He had particularly wanted Snape to be there, the snarky bastard.
Ron instinctively knew Snape had Hermione in his sights, even if no one believed him. Well, he knew how to take care of that and with finesse too.
Snape arched an eyebrow at the red-haired idiot and wordlessly amplified his vision so he could read the message.
His eyes narrowed.
”Hermione, I love you!” Ron cried, then leapt off the top of the building, plummeting toward earth and holding out the sign as Hermione and Ginny screamed and clutched each other in terror. It read:
HERMIONE, WILL YOU MARRY ME?
Harry couldn’t move.
But Snape could.
He subtly flicked his wand and just as Ron came to the end of the dive when he was supposed to be pulled back upwards, the bungee cord snapped and he slammed into the ground, leaving a rather deep impression.
”Oh my gods!” Hermione, Ginny and Harry screamed as they ran toward the wizard. But there was nothing to be done. Ron was completely flattened.
Harry and Ginny ran to get help, although Ronald Bilius Weasley was beyond help now. Hermione stood by his partially embedded body, sobbing uncontrollably. Snape walked up and slowly put his arm around the distraught witch.
Heartbroken, Hermione turned into him, crying into his robes as he embraced her.
”There, there, Miss Granger. Everything will be all right,” Snape purred, pulling her closer against his lean body and stroking her bushy brown hair gently as he looked down at Ron’s remains with a slight smirk.
Hermione's curves fit against him quite nicely.
“Believe me, apprentice, everything will be just fine.”
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A/N: Death by Bungee Cord. Lol. Just something that popped in my head. :) Supposed to be working on IAAU. Ah well. ***
“Hermione! Hermione! Up here!”
Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley and Severus Snape all looked up, startled.
Ron was standing on the very top of the highest turret of Hogwarts, holding a sign and waving at them frantically. There was a long, thick cord tied around Ron’s waist the other end tied to a flagpole that jutted out from the wall a distance.
”What’s he doing?” Hermione cried. “Ron come down from there!”
Ron had told them to meet him on this side of Hogwart's castle at two o'clock. He had particularly wanted Snape to be there, the snarky bastard.
Ron instinctively knew Snape had Hermione in his sights, even if no one believed him. Well, he knew how to take care of that and with finesse too.
Snape arched an eyebrow at the red-haired idiot and wordlessly amplified his vision so he could read the message.
His eyes narrowed.
”Hermione, I love you!” Ron cried, then leapt off the top of the building, plummeting toward earth and holding out the sign as Hermione and Ginny screamed and clutched each other in terror. It read:
HERMIONE, WILL YOU MARRY ME?
Harry couldn’t move.
But Snape could.
He subtly flicked his wand and just as Ron came to the end of the dive when he was supposed to be pulled back upwards, the bungee cord snapped and he slammed into the ground, leaving a rather deep impression.
”Oh my gods!” Hermione, Ginny and Harry screamed as they ran toward the wizard. But there was nothing to be done. Ron was completely flattened.
Harry and Ginny ran to get help, although Ronald Bilius Weasley was beyond help now. Hermione stood by his partially embedded body, sobbing uncontrollably. Snape walked up and slowly put his arm around the distraught witch.
Heartbroken, Hermione turned into him, crying into his robes as he embraced her.
”There, there, Miss Granger. Everything will be all right,” Snape purred, pulling her closer against his lean body and stroking her bushy brown hair gently as he looked down at Ron’s remains with a slight smirk.
Hermione's curves fit against him quite nicely.
“Believe me, apprentice, everything will be just fine.”
***********************************
A/N: Death by Bungee Cord. Lol. Just something that popped in my head. :) Supposed to be working on IAAU. Ah well. ***