The Simultaneous Question
Peanut Butter and Anchovies
A/N: Please R&R. WARNINGS: Slash. Disclaimer: I don't know Harry Potter. Blessed Be J.K. Enjoy!
Peanut Butter and Anchovies
"What the...?"
Remus Lupin exclaimed, as he watched a grilled cheese sandwich with raspberry jam and pickles float past the living area, from the kitchen followed by a couple of pumpkin pasties. Getting up from his comfortable reading chair by the fireplace, he followed the levitating lunch down the hallway, past the bathroom and into the bedroom.
"Harry, what?"
He smirked at his young lover, guiltily collecting his food.
"I got hungry!"
He sulked looking offended. Lupin watched the green eyed man place the sticky sandwich on top of his swallowed belly and tuck into the golden pumpkin treats, ignoring him.
"I would have got lunch for you, you know that?"
He professed to his bed-ridden partner.
"Humph"
Harry replied indignantly, taking a bite of the disgusting concoction. Grinning wider the werewolf, climb into the bed with the young man, heavily pregnant with his child. Remus cuddled around the mound under the blanket and tried not to smell what he was eating. Harry licked his fingers and sighed.
"I don't like yelling though the house, what's the point of being a wizard, if I can't use magic to make my own sandwiches?"
Remus sighed back, planting a kiss on his Harry's protruding bellybutton. Since the accident Harry's eyebrows had grown, but so had his stomach, the child growing inside him, partly Remus' as he was the first to touch Harry after the explosion, that wreaked the basement and destroyed Severus' fertility experiments. The unlikely threesome couldn't be happier.
"Hunny?"
The pregnant man asked.
"Hmmm?"
His lover replied.
"You know what I could really go for?"
Remus looked up from cuddling his baby, to frown.
"What?"
The younger man smiled.
"Pineapple, pumpkin and pate on a pizza, with that muggle drink...that orange stuff...Oh oh! And peanut butter and anchovies on a bagel! Oh oh! And..."
The list went on and on and on, Remus could only sigh and grab a quill.
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