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Category:
Harry Potter › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
23
Views:
6,596
Reviews:
49
Recommended:
1
Currently Reading:
0
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Severitus: the way it should be
Severitus: the way it should be.
Severitus Cliffs Notes
*Dumbledore\'s Office.*
“Severus, my boy, lemon drop?”
*Severus mutters under his breath, I\'ll kill you, motherfucker.* “No, thank you, Albus.”
“I need you to go get Harry Potter and keep him at Snape Manor for reasons that I cannot disclose.”
“Albus, this doesn\'t make any sense. Snape is my Muggle father\'s name, therefore, there can be no such thing as Snape Manor. Moreover, why me?”
“It has to be you. No-one else will do.”
“Fine, damn you.”
*Dursley\'s Home*
*Harry Potter is crying after being horribly abused.*
*Snape storms in, grabs Harry Potter, carries him off.*
*Harry looks up a little nervously.* “Are you taking me to Voldemort, to be killed?”
“No, stupid.”
“Oh.” *relaxes and smiles trustingly.*
*Two weeks later*
“Harry, the plot requires that I spank you.”
“Sure. Do we get to have sex afterwards?”
“Absolutely not.”
“In that case, I don\'t see the point.”
“Perhaps you are right. Go stand in the corner, or something.”
*Two months later*
*Dumbledore\'s Office.*
“Now, you are probably wondering why I put you to together in such an unnatural scenario.”
*Snape and Harry both nod*
*Harry blurts out* “Is Severus really my father?”
“What? No. I just wanted you two to bond.” *Dumbledore wanders off, humming something absent-mindedly*
Snape and Harry stare at each other.
“Harry, I swear to god, I will AK the bastard one of those days.”
“Good idea. Though maybe poison would be better?”
“Or a cursed object of some sort... something irresistible.”
“Or all of the above...”
*smirk*
*smile*
“Let\'s discuss this further, shall we?”
--- THE END ----
Severitus Cliffs Notes
*Dumbledore\'s Office.*
“Severus, my boy, lemon drop?”
*Severus mutters under his breath, I\'ll kill you, motherfucker.* “No, thank you, Albus.”
“I need you to go get Harry Potter and keep him at Snape Manor for reasons that I cannot disclose.”
“Albus, this doesn\'t make any sense. Snape is my Muggle father\'s name, therefore, there can be no such thing as Snape Manor. Moreover, why me?”
“It has to be you. No-one else will do.”
“Fine, damn you.”
*Dursley\'s Home*
*Harry Potter is crying after being horribly abused.*
*Snape storms in, grabs Harry Potter, carries him off.*
*Harry looks up a little nervously.* “Are you taking me to Voldemort, to be killed?”
“No, stupid.”
“Oh.” *relaxes and smiles trustingly.*
*Two weeks later*
“Harry, the plot requires that I spank you.”
“Sure. Do we get to have sex afterwards?”
“Absolutely not.”
“In that case, I don\'t see the point.”
“Perhaps you are right. Go stand in the corner, or something.”
*Two months later*
*Dumbledore\'s Office.*
“Now, you are probably wondering why I put you to together in such an unnatural scenario.”
*Snape and Harry both nod*
*Harry blurts out* “Is Severus really my father?”
“What? No. I just wanted you two to bond.” *Dumbledore wanders off, humming something absent-mindedly*
Snape and Harry stare at each other.
“Harry, I swear to god, I will AK the bastard one of those days.”
“Good idea. Though maybe poison would be better?”
“Or a cursed object of some sort... something irresistible.”
“Or all of the above...”
*smirk*
*smile*
“Let\'s discuss this further, shall we?”
--- THE END ----