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Adult ++
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Pretty Fly Secret Squirrel
Chapter 6
Saturday’s party was a huge bash Harry went to sleep with a smile on his face. As all good things do it ended at the crack of dawn the next day as he was dragged from his bed for quidditch practice. Ron had been happy with their win against Ravenclaw but their next match would be against Slytherin next Sunday. No matter that they were on civil terms with the house all truces ended once you step foot on to the pitch.
Harry never thought is body could hurt so much. It hurt in places he didn’t know he had. He wanted to take a long bath but with his exhaustion he was likely to drown. He opted for a shower before pouring himself into bed. He was so tired he slept in passed breakfast never knowing what he was missing in the morning announcements.
“Good morning everyone I hope you had a pleasant weekend. I know we enjoyed the concert given by the Gryffindor house.” The Headmaster said. “I have a petition singed by the three other houses that you perform for the Talent show I do hope you’ll accept.
“Yes Sir!” Seamus jumped up before Dean could stop him. “Our Band would be honored to play!”
“Seamus our ‘singer’ is not here I don’t think he’ll be happy you agreed that we’d play at the show!”
“Don’t worry he’ll thank us later.” Dean prayed Seamus was right and that Harry wouldn’t kill them and their poor drummer, Neville, already looked like he was about to faint.
XXXxxxXXXxx
It took him all day Sunday to go around to all the other houses but he finally got all their signatures on his petition. Draco smiled to himself as he listened to the headmaster request the band to perform at the talent show. He was surprised when Finnegan jumped up accepting the invitation. ‘He can’t be the voice could he?’ just then he heard Thomas scolding his lover.
“Seamus our ‘singer’ is not here I don’t think he’ll be happy you agreed that we’d play at the show!”
‘Thank Merlin the prat isn’t the angel with the voice, but if he’s not then who the hell was?’ the Slytherin was hoping this would flush out the voice, but he was wrong. It seems their lead singer was having a lie in this morning the lazy bastard.
He abandoned his breakfast and headed to potions. At least in potions he had Potter to ogle at. The blond stopped in his tracks. ‘I’m I falling for the voice as well as Potter? How could this have happened?’ he had always liked Potter and he still did but the voice had entranced him just like Potter did at their fist meeting in the robe shop all those years ago. ‘Wait Potter wasn’t at breakfast this morning could he be the voice?’ A spark of hope lit in his chest. If Potter was the voice then he would confirm what he had always known and that was he loved Harry, then, now and always! And he would make the Gryffindor his; with this in mind he ran to potions to start planning on other ways to catch the voice.
XXXxxxXXXxx
“Seamus! We can’t have a jam session right now Ron wants us at quidditch practice now.” Harry whined as he was dragged up the stairs to the Gryffindor Common room. Ron had started these lunch time practices and Harry wanted to eat before he flew into exhaustion.
“That was before everybody wanted us to play at the Talent show.”
“What?!”
“Yeah, Harry this morning we got petitions for us to play. It seems the whole castle heard us play last Saturday. On Sunday they all took up a petition to have us play.” Dean smiled sheepishly as he tuned his bass.
“Oh no! How in the bloody hell did they hear us? I put up the sound proofing charms myself.”
“We have no idea H-H-Harry, but S-S-Seamus s-s-said we w-w-would play.” Neville stutter as he set up his drums.
“SEAMUS! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR BLOODY MIND?!” Harry shouted he was serious going to have a panic attack.
“Calm down Harry we could ignore the request of the masses.”
“Yes you could have!”
“No we couldn’t. Now Collin will be here in a second he had to fetch is keyboard. We’re just going to jam like we always do and that’s how we’ll play at the show. We’re all just jamming to your awesome voice. Relax boy-o everything will be fine.” The Irishman smiled as Collin rushed in and plugged in his key board. The lads were all ready to play but Harry was having doubts. Something wasn’t right about this whole thing and he really wanted to eat.
“No, I’m not doing this.” Harry ignored his charmed Mic that lay on the table.
“Come on Harry! You know you can’t resist this song.” Seamus smirked as he played the chords to one of Harry’s Favorite jam songs. Harry was desperately trying to resist the music but he couldn’t he just had to sing.
“Damn I hate you!” Harry dove for the Mic not knowing the sonorous charm had been activated. He waited till everyone had joined in before his voice took off through out the castle.
Secret…… squirrel
splashes…….. in
Sirens warn Tsunami
“Looks like they got Harry to agree to sing in the show.” smiled Lupin.
“More like black mailed him. That boy can not help but sing when ever he hears music.” muttered Snape.
Secret's…… come
to save…… us all
Sirens warn eminent doom
In the Hall the school went wild to here the band playing once again.
He can
breathe in
water ,
yeah, yeah, yeah!
And super
tail can
stop the danger
“What the Hell is a Secret Squirrel?” Draco asked confuse by the song.
“Who cares they rock!” Pansy shouted.
No one…… moves
quite…… like you…… do
Secret how do you do it
I just fly I come sailin in
Like it's sunny skies
I know I'll always win
Harry was so into the song he as always he let Seamus sing the Doctor Doom lines.
Seamus:
So I see you came secret squirrel's a shame
You will have to die!
MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Harry:
Final…… round
Doctor ……Doom here
(Seamus laughing evilly in the back round.)
Will…… he conquer the world?
Tune…… in next week and see
Secret squirrel save you and me
Seamus:
You’re Mine
Harry put the Mic down once again end the charm. “There I sang a song now I’m going.”
“Come on Harry one more you know you want too!” Seamus whined.
“NO! And that’s finale.” Harry was about to leave when Dean handed him the Mic and a piece on paper.
“Here read this.”
“Dean what is this?” Once Harry took the Mic the charm was activated once again. “The Gryffindor band presents the Draco Malfoy Theme song?” Harry’s eyes went wide as the band began to play. ‘The damn Mic is charmed! Those bastards I’ll get them later for this!’ Harry thought to himself before he lost himself in the music once again.
Collin:
Give it to me baby
Seamus:
Uh… huh Uh… huh
Collin:
Give it to me baby
Seamus:
Uh… huh Uh… huh
Collin:
Give it to me baby
Seamus:
Uh… huh Uh… huh
Neville:
And the girls say I’m Pretty fly for a white guy
Dean:
Uno, Dos, Tres, Cuatro, Cinco, Cino, Seis!
Harry:
You know it's kind of hard
Just to get along today
Our subject isn't cool
But he fakes it anyway
He may not have a clue
And he may not have style
But everything he lacks
Well he makes up in denial
Everyone:
So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabe's
So do that brand new thing
Collin:
Give it to me baby
Seamus:
Uh… huh Uh… huh
Collin:
Give it to me baby
Seamus:
Uh… huh Uh… huh
Collin:
Give it to me baby
Seamus:
Uh… huh Uh… huh
Neville:
And the girls say I’m Pretty fly for a white guy
Harry:
He needs some cool tunes
Not just any will suffice
But they didn't have Ice Cube
So he bought Vanilla Ice
Now cruising in his Pinto, he sees homies as he pass
But if he looks twice
They're gonna kick his lily ass
Everyone:
So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabe's
So do that brand new thing
Harry:
Now he's getting a tattoo
He's gettin' ink done
He asked for a '13', but they drew a '31'
Friends say he's trying too hard
And he's not quite hip
But in his own mind
He's the dopest trip
“Merlin, Harry’s going to be pissed once the song is over.” Hermione said to Ron
“Why’s that I think it’ the perfect song for the Ferret.” Ron smirked. Hermione glare at her boyfriend’s denial. He wanted Harry to be Happy as long as it wasn’t with Malfoy. Getting him to accept the two as a couple was going to be hard. It was probably one of the reasons Harry refused to go after Malfoy. He didn’t want to lose his best friend.
Collin:
Give it to me baby
Seamus:
Uh… huh Uh… huh
Collin:
Give it to me baby
Seamus:
Uh… huh Uh… huh
Collin:
Give it to me baby
Seamus:
Uh… huh Uh… huh
Dean:
Uno, Dos, Tres, Cuatro, Cinco, Cino, Seis!
Everyone:
So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
Harry:
The world needs wannabe's
The world loves wannabe's
So let's get some more wannabe's
And do that brand new thing
With the Song now over Draco Malfoy was in a rage. He may not know a lot of Muggle culture but he did know that song had humiliated him. He took off for Gryffindor tower to tear the band to shreds. They dare call him a muggle Wannabe! He would show them! He would rip out his angel’s wings and shove them up the bastards arse for the public attack on is character. When finally reached the door to the Gryffindor sanctum he had his wand out and was heaving from the exertion from climbing the stairs. He was a bout to start curse the Fat lady that guarded the door to let him in when four very injured and hexed musicians came stumbling out.
“Oh no not you too!” Dean cried.
“Come on it was a joke!” Seamus moaned as he tried to crawl away.
“Well I was going to hex you for that lovely dedication but it seems someone beat me to it.” Malfoy said as help the Gryffindors to their feet. “So who did this to you?”
“Our Lead singer. He didn’t like our song selection either.” Collin rasped.
“Or the fact that his Mic was charmed so the castle could hear him.” Neville whimpered.
“Interesting, and just who is your lead singer.”
“We tell you and we're dead.” Seamus smirked. “You’ll just have to wait and see Malfoy. It seems he has a soft spot for you. Until then, good luck in your ‘Angel hunt.” Draco’s eyes went wide at the Irishman’s words.
“Come on Lads to the Hospital wing.” Dean said as the limp away leaving a stunned Slytherin behind.
XXXxxxXXXxx
“Harry you’re blowing this all out of proportion.”
“No I’m not Moony! It was a completely humiliating experience.” Remus couldn’t help but smile at his godson’s dramatization of the lunch time concert he gave on Monday. After Harry had hexed is band mates for making him sing the song that insulted his crush came running down to their rooms in the dungeons to hide and he hasn’t left since except to attend classes.
“You can’t hide in here forever Potter.” Snape stated as he sever afternoon tea.
“Yes I can!”
“He’s right Harry you can’t stay in hiding. Beside on one knows it was you who was singing your name was never brought up. Anyways you have more to worry about your singing career. Did you forget what today was?”
“What?”
“It’s Friday. It’s time for the weekly Challenge. Draco has already asked Snape and I to be judges and you did sign a contract, so you have to attend.”
“Bullocks! Moony I don’t want to go! What the bloody hell are they doing this time?”
“Language Potter. The Ladies have called for a ‘Scavenger Hunt’. Remus and I already have made four lists on for each house to find and first one to return with the items on all four lists is the Winner of the challenge.”
“Oh Merlin, I bet Hermione came up with that.”
“Yes that does sound like one of Granger's ideas. It doesn’t matter now it’s almost 4 O’clock we had better get going. After this you are to return to you own room Potter. Where’s that blasted annoying Gryffindor Courage?”
“It was stolen by my Slytherin side and sold for Self-preservation.” Harry Grumbled causing Snape to laugh out loud.
XXXxxxXXXxx
“Well here we are again Professor Snape and I have been once again been asked to judge a challenge. We have four lists for four houses and eight teams. The first side to return with the items on all for list wins the Challenge. Now Please hand professor Snape your terms of winning” Lavender and Blaise each handed Snape a slip of paper.
“The Gentlemen have Requested the Ladies dress as Muggle Cheerleaders and each house Perform a muggle Cheerleading routine at the last Quidditch game of the year.”
“That’s really Low of you!” Hermione growled out glaring daggers at her boyfriend Ron who was looking like lost in his muggle daydream.
“The Ladies Request Ten Galleons from each of the gentlemen and the use of Harry Potter for the day.”
“WHAT?!” Harry Screamed.
“Are these terms accepted?”
“Yes.” the girls and guys replied drowning out Harry’s protest of ‘No!’.
“Very well then since Potter is the Prize he may not partake in this challenge as it would be favoring so he will stay with us. Here are your lists, you have four hours. You may begin.” Snape smirked as he watched the eight teams take off and ignored Harry sputtering about being a prize.
“Harry it’s not so bad at least you know they have the confidence that they are going to win.” Remus smiled.
“Somehow that is of little comfort right now. Especially since Ron forgot to ask for my bloody map!” Harry sat and sulked. Ever since the lunchtime concert he had been carrying the map as to avoid being seen by anyone because he was so embarrassed. Without the Map the Gryffindors would not get everything on the list and he would be the girls slave for a day.
“Ahh… I see you’re right that is quite a problem but your house mate are resourceful.” Remus tried to cheer Harry up but he received a glare from the Gryffindor and he heard laughing from his husband in the background. The werewolf sweat-dropped as he realized with out Harry’s Map or help, the Gryffindor team would fail. “Well Look on the bright side its only one day.”
“I’m doomed.” the raven haired boy cried.
Four hours later……………
“The Ladies wins this challenge as they have all the items on all four lists. The gentlemen fall short by three items on the Gryffindor list. Ladies you May claim your prize.” Snape smirked as he pushed Harry toward the girls. He was blushing like crazy because the potion master put a giant ribbon on him that said GRAND PRIZE.
‘When I’m free from this challenge request I’m going to hex them all.’ The Gryffindor plotted as he glared at the losing teams.
“Thank you Professor. Harry get a good night sleep because we need you bright and early tomorrow with our winning galleons please meet us here at 7am.” smiled Hermione as she had claimed Harry on behalf of the girls.
“Very well everyone it’s time for dinner.” Remus dismissed the 7th years then he and his mate guided the reluctant prize to the great hall.
A/N: Okay I could resist I had to Put these two songs it. The first song is ‘Secret Squirrel’ once the theme song to the show secret Squirrel but redone by Marcy Playground. The Second song is ‘Pretty fly for a White Guy’ By Offspring. Sorry for all you Malfoy fans but I heard the song and I thought of Draco Malfoy. Thanks for reading keep Reviewing.
Saturday’s party was a huge bash Harry went to sleep with a smile on his face. As all good things do it ended at the crack of dawn the next day as he was dragged from his bed for quidditch practice. Ron had been happy with their win against Ravenclaw but their next match would be against Slytherin next Sunday. No matter that they were on civil terms with the house all truces ended once you step foot on to the pitch.
Harry never thought is body could hurt so much. It hurt in places he didn’t know he had. He wanted to take a long bath but with his exhaustion he was likely to drown. He opted for a shower before pouring himself into bed. He was so tired he slept in passed breakfast never knowing what he was missing in the morning announcements.
“Good morning everyone I hope you had a pleasant weekend. I know we enjoyed the concert given by the Gryffindor house.” The Headmaster said. “I have a petition singed by the three other houses that you perform for the Talent show I do hope you’ll accept.
“Yes Sir!” Seamus jumped up before Dean could stop him. “Our Band would be honored to play!”
“Seamus our ‘singer’ is not here I don’t think he’ll be happy you agreed that we’d play at the show!”
“Don’t worry he’ll thank us later.” Dean prayed Seamus was right and that Harry wouldn’t kill them and their poor drummer, Neville, already looked like he was about to faint.
XXXxxxXXXxx
It took him all day Sunday to go around to all the other houses but he finally got all their signatures on his petition. Draco smiled to himself as he listened to the headmaster request the band to perform at the talent show. He was surprised when Finnegan jumped up accepting the invitation. ‘He can’t be the voice could he?’ just then he heard Thomas scolding his lover.
“Seamus our ‘singer’ is not here I don’t think he’ll be happy you agreed that we’d play at the show!”
‘Thank Merlin the prat isn’t the angel with the voice, but if he’s not then who the hell was?’ the Slytherin was hoping this would flush out the voice, but he was wrong. It seems their lead singer was having a lie in this morning the lazy bastard.
He abandoned his breakfast and headed to potions. At least in potions he had Potter to ogle at. The blond stopped in his tracks. ‘I’m I falling for the voice as well as Potter? How could this have happened?’ he had always liked Potter and he still did but the voice had entranced him just like Potter did at their fist meeting in the robe shop all those years ago. ‘Wait Potter wasn’t at breakfast this morning could he be the voice?’ A spark of hope lit in his chest. If Potter was the voice then he would confirm what he had always known and that was he loved Harry, then, now and always! And he would make the Gryffindor his; with this in mind he ran to potions to start planning on other ways to catch the voice.
XXXxxxXXXxx
“Seamus! We can’t have a jam session right now Ron wants us at quidditch practice now.” Harry whined as he was dragged up the stairs to the Gryffindor Common room. Ron had started these lunch time practices and Harry wanted to eat before he flew into exhaustion.
“That was before everybody wanted us to play at the Talent show.”
“What?!”
“Yeah, Harry this morning we got petitions for us to play. It seems the whole castle heard us play last Saturday. On Sunday they all took up a petition to have us play.” Dean smiled sheepishly as he tuned his bass.
“Oh no! How in the bloody hell did they hear us? I put up the sound proofing charms myself.”
“We have no idea H-H-Harry, but S-S-Seamus s-s-said we w-w-would play.” Neville stutter as he set up his drums.
“SEAMUS! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR BLOODY MIND?!” Harry shouted he was serious going to have a panic attack.
“Calm down Harry we could ignore the request of the masses.”
“Yes you could have!”
“No we couldn’t. Now Collin will be here in a second he had to fetch is keyboard. We’re just going to jam like we always do and that’s how we’ll play at the show. We’re all just jamming to your awesome voice. Relax boy-o everything will be fine.” The Irishman smiled as Collin rushed in and plugged in his key board. The lads were all ready to play but Harry was having doubts. Something wasn’t right about this whole thing and he really wanted to eat.
“No, I’m not doing this.” Harry ignored his charmed Mic that lay on the table.
“Come on Harry! You know you can’t resist this song.” Seamus smirked as he played the chords to one of Harry’s Favorite jam songs. Harry was desperately trying to resist the music but he couldn’t he just had to sing.
“Damn I hate you!” Harry dove for the Mic not knowing the sonorous charm had been activated. He waited till everyone had joined in before his voice took off through out the castle.
Secret…… squirrel
splashes…….. in
Sirens warn Tsunami
“Looks like they got Harry to agree to sing in the show.” smiled Lupin.
“More like black mailed him. That boy can not help but sing when ever he hears music.” muttered Snape.
Secret's…… come
to save…… us all
Sirens warn eminent doom
In the Hall the school went wild to here the band playing once again.
He can
breathe in
water ,
yeah, yeah, yeah!
And super
tail can
stop the danger
“What the Hell is a Secret Squirrel?” Draco asked confuse by the song.
“Who cares they rock!” Pansy shouted.
No one…… moves
quite…… like you…… do
Secret how do you do it
I just fly I come sailin in
Like it's sunny skies
I know I'll always win
Harry was so into the song he as always he let Seamus sing the Doctor Doom lines.
Seamus:
So I see you came secret squirrel's a shame
You will have to die!
MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Harry:
Final…… round
Doctor ……Doom here
(Seamus laughing evilly in the back round.)
Will…… he conquer the world?
Tune…… in next week and see
Secret squirrel save you and me
Seamus:
You’re Mine
Harry put the Mic down once again end the charm. “There I sang a song now I’m going.”
“Come on Harry one more you know you want too!” Seamus whined.
“NO! And that’s finale.” Harry was about to leave when Dean handed him the Mic and a piece on paper.
“Here read this.”
“Dean what is this?” Once Harry took the Mic the charm was activated once again. “The Gryffindor band presents the Draco Malfoy Theme song?” Harry’s eyes went wide as the band began to play. ‘The damn Mic is charmed! Those bastards I’ll get them later for this!’ Harry thought to himself before he lost himself in the music once again.
Collin:
Give it to me baby
Seamus:
Uh… huh Uh… huh
Collin:
Give it to me baby
Seamus:
Uh… huh Uh… huh
Collin:
Give it to me baby
Seamus:
Uh… huh Uh… huh
Neville:
And the girls say I’m Pretty fly for a white guy
Dean:
Uno, Dos, Tres, Cuatro, Cinco, Cino, Seis!
Harry:
You know it's kind of hard
Just to get along today
Our subject isn't cool
But he fakes it anyway
He may not have a clue
And he may not have style
But everything he lacks
Well he makes up in denial
Everyone:
So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabe's
So do that brand new thing
Collin:
Give it to me baby
Seamus:
Uh… huh Uh… huh
Collin:
Give it to me baby
Seamus:
Uh… huh Uh… huh
Collin:
Give it to me baby
Seamus:
Uh… huh Uh… huh
Neville:
And the girls say I’m Pretty fly for a white guy
Harry:
He needs some cool tunes
Not just any will suffice
But they didn't have Ice Cube
So he bought Vanilla Ice
Now cruising in his Pinto, he sees homies as he pass
But if he looks twice
They're gonna kick his lily ass
Everyone:
So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabe's
So do that brand new thing
Harry:
Now he's getting a tattoo
He's gettin' ink done
He asked for a '13', but they drew a '31'
Friends say he's trying too hard
And he's not quite hip
But in his own mind
He's the dopest trip
“Merlin, Harry’s going to be pissed once the song is over.” Hermione said to Ron
“Why’s that I think it’ the perfect song for the Ferret.” Ron smirked. Hermione glare at her boyfriend’s denial. He wanted Harry to be Happy as long as it wasn’t with Malfoy. Getting him to accept the two as a couple was going to be hard. It was probably one of the reasons Harry refused to go after Malfoy. He didn’t want to lose his best friend.
Collin:
Give it to me baby
Seamus:
Uh… huh Uh… huh
Collin:
Give it to me baby
Seamus:
Uh… huh Uh… huh
Collin:
Give it to me baby
Seamus:
Uh… huh Uh… huh
Dean:
Uno, Dos, Tres, Cuatro, Cinco, Cino, Seis!
Everyone:
So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
Harry:
The world needs wannabe's
The world loves wannabe's
So let's get some more wannabe's
And do that brand new thing
With the Song now over Draco Malfoy was in a rage. He may not know a lot of Muggle culture but he did know that song had humiliated him. He took off for Gryffindor tower to tear the band to shreds. They dare call him a muggle Wannabe! He would show them! He would rip out his angel’s wings and shove them up the bastards arse for the public attack on is character. When finally reached the door to the Gryffindor sanctum he had his wand out and was heaving from the exertion from climbing the stairs. He was a bout to start curse the Fat lady that guarded the door to let him in when four very injured and hexed musicians came stumbling out.
“Oh no not you too!” Dean cried.
“Come on it was a joke!” Seamus moaned as he tried to crawl away.
“Well I was going to hex you for that lovely dedication but it seems someone beat me to it.” Malfoy said as help the Gryffindors to their feet. “So who did this to you?”
“Our Lead singer. He didn’t like our song selection either.” Collin rasped.
“Or the fact that his Mic was charmed so the castle could hear him.” Neville whimpered.
“Interesting, and just who is your lead singer.”
“We tell you and we're dead.” Seamus smirked. “You’ll just have to wait and see Malfoy. It seems he has a soft spot for you. Until then, good luck in your ‘Angel hunt.” Draco’s eyes went wide at the Irishman’s words.
“Come on Lads to the Hospital wing.” Dean said as the limp away leaving a stunned Slytherin behind.
XXXxxxXXXxx
“Harry you’re blowing this all out of proportion.”
“No I’m not Moony! It was a completely humiliating experience.” Remus couldn’t help but smile at his godson’s dramatization of the lunch time concert he gave on Monday. After Harry had hexed is band mates for making him sing the song that insulted his crush came running down to their rooms in the dungeons to hide and he hasn’t left since except to attend classes.
“You can’t hide in here forever Potter.” Snape stated as he sever afternoon tea.
“Yes I can!”
“He’s right Harry you can’t stay in hiding. Beside on one knows it was you who was singing your name was never brought up. Anyways you have more to worry about your singing career. Did you forget what today was?”
“What?”
“It’s Friday. It’s time for the weekly Challenge. Draco has already asked Snape and I to be judges and you did sign a contract, so you have to attend.”
“Bullocks! Moony I don’t want to go! What the bloody hell are they doing this time?”
“Language Potter. The Ladies have called for a ‘Scavenger Hunt’. Remus and I already have made four lists on for each house to find and first one to return with the items on all four lists is the Winner of the challenge.”
“Oh Merlin, I bet Hermione came up with that.”
“Yes that does sound like one of Granger's ideas. It doesn’t matter now it’s almost 4 O’clock we had better get going. After this you are to return to you own room Potter. Where’s that blasted annoying Gryffindor Courage?”
“It was stolen by my Slytherin side and sold for Self-preservation.” Harry Grumbled causing Snape to laugh out loud.
XXXxxxXXXxx
“Well here we are again Professor Snape and I have been once again been asked to judge a challenge. We have four lists for four houses and eight teams. The first side to return with the items on all for list wins the Challenge. Now Please hand professor Snape your terms of winning” Lavender and Blaise each handed Snape a slip of paper.
“The Gentlemen have Requested the Ladies dress as Muggle Cheerleaders and each house Perform a muggle Cheerleading routine at the last Quidditch game of the year.”
“That’s really Low of you!” Hermione growled out glaring daggers at her boyfriend Ron who was looking like lost in his muggle daydream.
“The Ladies Request Ten Galleons from each of the gentlemen and the use of Harry Potter for the day.”
“WHAT?!” Harry Screamed.
“Are these terms accepted?”
“Yes.” the girls and guys replied drowning out Harry’s protest of ‘No!’.
“Very well then since Potter is the Prize he may not partake in this challenge as it would be favoring so he will stay with us. Here are your lists, you have four hours. You may begin.” Snape smirked as he watched the eight teams take off and ignored Harry sputtering about being a prize.
“Harry it’s not so bad at least you know they have the confidence that they are going to win.” Remus smiled.
“Somehow that is of little comfort right now. Especially since Ron forgot to ask for my bloody map!” Harry sat and sulked. Ever since the lunchtime concert he had been carrying the map as to avoid being seen by anyone because he was so embarrassed. Without the Map the Gryffindors would not get everything on the list and he would be the girls slave for a day.
“Ahh… I see you’re right that is quite a problem but your house mate are resourceful.” Remus tried to cheer Harry up but he received a glare from the Gryffindor and he heard laughing from his husband in the background. The werewolf sweat-dropped as he realized with out Harry’s Map or help, the Gryffindor team would fail. “Well Look on the bright side its only one day.”
“I’m doomed.” the raven haired boy cried.
Four hours later……………
“The Ladies wins this challenge as they have all the items on all four lists. The gentlemen fall short by three items on the Gryffindor list. Ladies you May claim your prize.” Snape smirked as he pushed Harry toward the girls. He was blushing like crazy because the potion master put a giant ribbon on him that said GRAND PRIZE.
‘When I’m free from this challenge request I’m going to hex them all.’ The Gryffindor plotted as he glared at the losing teams.
“Thank you Professor. Harry get a good night sleep because we need you bright and early tomorrow with our winning galleons please meet us here at 7am.” smiled Hermione as she had claimed Harry on behalf of the girls.
“Very well everyone it’s time for dinner.” Remus dismissed the 7th years then he and his mate guided the reluctant prize to the great hall.
A/N: Okay I could resist I had to Put these two songs it. The first song is ‘Secret Squirrel’ once the theme song to the show secret Squirrel but redone by Marcy Playground. The Second song is ‘Pretty fly for a White Guy’ By Offspring. Sorry for all you Malfoy fans but I heard the song and I thought of Draco Malfoy. Thanks for reading keep Reviewing.