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A B C of Hogwarts

By: jennijens
folder Harry Potter › Slash - Male/Male › Harry/Snape
Rating: Adult ++
Chapters: 9
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Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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M & N & O

Mm-Mm-Mm-Mm-Mm-Mm-Mm-

M is for

Moaning Myrtle mourned morbidly, manoeuvring morosely on a midnight meander. The Machiavellian Master muttered the musty mysterious “Marauders Map” misadventure a maggot in his machinations. Most miraculously marble mantelpieces moved to mumbled mottos, mysterious?

McGonagall’s mindless maelstrom of miscreants monopolised the magnitude of the micro-climate, masturbating, Master-baiting, mocking Misfortune; and mortifying in its mere magnitude mice and men in the mainstream.

A mystery masked masculine masterpiece made a momentous move. Maintaining masquerade Harry mused on mastermind machinations. In a mad moment of motion he materialised kissing the mouth of his magnificent magnetic mate, who momentarily mortified maintained his magnific mask. “Mischief managed”


Nn-Nn-Nn-Nn-Nn-Nn-Nn-

N is for

“No. Nae. Nicht. Nay. Never. Negative.” *nosey needling Neanderthal* Nonetheless newly nominated, Snape nauseously navigated the nooks and niches of the nebulous nursery, for naïve necking nymphomaniacs and nude nonsense, nagging nerves nearing nuclear meltdown.

Nineteen nervous nymphs and naked nubile nymphettes narrated nasal naughties nuzzling, neglecting to notice the narcissistic nocturnal night-owl. “Not.On.Your.Nelly” snapped Snape “Nabbed”

“The Necromancy Tower is not for novice nookies; get your nonsensical noggins’ to the North Tower. Now.”

Nonetheless, eyes narrowed he nailed one not so nimble name-less non-entity for a nitty-gritty, nuts and bolt, nether-region nob/nozzle narcotic nightcap. “Nullify”


Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo-

O is for

Harry sighed openly observing the object of his obsession. Open-eyed he objected, to this ongoing off-putting, odious ordeal of the omnipresent oily old-fart waiting for the occasion to off him.

Oracle, Occultist and Oneiromancer offered only ominous omens, ordeals, obedience and an obnoxious obituary. On the offensive he obliterated obstinate opponents and all onerous obstacles, his only obvious option.

As one with his obsidian oasis they ordered a one-way-ticket to obscure-ville, to enjoy an orgasmic odyssey.

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