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The chronicles of Mary Sue Black

By: Blackbunny
folder Harry Potter › General
Rating: Adult +
Chapters: 8
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Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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Chapter 6

Book six-Scene: Hogwarts-Allstars

(Notes: This chapter and the following were written before the sixt book was out!)



Bile: *huddles against Tom* *purre* Darling? We're getting a baby.



Tom: What?*stares* *can't remember that he had ever touchted THAT*



Bile: *grins* Well, you've slept so tight this night! *hides valium behind his back*



Tom: Oh my lord! Uuuuääärrkss...*chokes*



Harry: *looks afraid at Mary S.*



Mary S. :*grins and strokes her stomach*



Harry: Uuuuwwääääää...*cries*



Ron: Huh? What the hell? *stare at Mary S.*



Mary S. : I've stolen the used condom beneath Dracos pillow!



Everyone: *chokes* *Is very, very, very disgusted*



Ron: *clears his throat* That condom WAS NOT from Harry!



Everyone: *thinks about this* *stares at Ron* *thinks again*



Harry: *still crying* Ron and Draco cheat on meeeeee.........*sobs*



Hermione : *hiccups*



Sirius: *snatches Harry*Don't worry! Everything is going to be fine!! *has ulterior motives*



Harry:*snuggles against Sirius* *sniff*

Sirius: *giggles like a lunatic* *pulles his zipper down*

Harry: *totally innocent* Just with you I feel save!

Sirius: *takes Harry to a VERY dark room*No worries, you're in good hands with me! *giggles crazy*

Harry: *sits in Sirius lap* Sirius? What's that thing at my butt?

Sirius: That's my second wand! It's a lot more useful than my first one!

Harry: *huddles against Sirius again, while shaking his ass.*

Sirius: *sigh* *droll*



Authors: Imagine the rest!



Mary S. : *runs through the castle and cries* I don't want a brat from Weasley!



Bile: I save everyone! *grins, is happy* *snuggles against Tom and strokes his stomach*

Tom: *cries, chokes* //I want to my sweet wolf!//



Remus: * Still in the forrest* *still dancing* Aawwuuuuuu..... //I want my Tommy!//
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