Time Twister

Recap

Hermione= Kagome Yasha

Harry= Leo Yasha

Ron= Cole Wisp

Ginny= Willow Wisp
Thanks to the best beta ever celtic
Its everyone’s favorite time… that’s right you guessed it crazy time.

Wicked wiccan: Hi everyone. I’m back and crazy and wicked as ever. The doctors have finally agreed to take me off the meds under the threat of even more psychological harm to my prostrations of Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny, who are not here at the moment but they gave a wizards vow to return after killing barney which I and every other American that’s past puberty will thank for eternity. Let me guess you think your off the hook for blackmail review threats? *wicked grin* Guess again. *Gets out remote with big red button and presses it. Wall retracts revealing bound teenage Sirius, Reamus, a madly flailing James and an empty chair.* OK what’s potter got to say? *flicks wand at James*

James: Why you stupid egotistic mother shagging bastard what have you done with Lily.

Wicked wiccan: I haven’t done anything to her she went out shopping for some things we might need if the readers don’t review.

James: Yea right you probably have her tied up as a mental tactic well I wont be intimidated you bloody poof.

Wicked wiccan: Believe what you want.

Lily: *comes bouncing in with big brown paper bag* Hi wicked how these three idiots have been holding up?

Wicked wiccan: Well Padfoot and Moony have been cooperating but Prongs here has had quite a potty mouth. Did you get the stuff I asked for?

Lily: Shame on you James I know your mum taught you better than that, and yes I got everything you asked hot wax, duct tape, sponges, jumper cables, and the car battery.

Wicked wiccan: Ok good now I’ll let you readers use how we will use those items to make three of the marauders life this chapter painful.

James: Lily how could you?

Lily: Simple he offered me freedom if I helped him figure out new torcher methods the hot wax was my idea. Besides I figured he finally tied you up and shut you up so he cant be all bad.

Wicked wiccan: Thank you now James since your talking do the disclaimer.

James: I will do no such thing you dam poof.

Wicked wiccan: Do it now or else I’ll have Lily perform the castration spell on you.

James: *gulp* Ok ok Wicked wiccan of the middwest dose not own Harry potter an any way shape or form, and no this kidnapping is not breaking the disclaimer as this is only going on in his twisted little head and he is simply using us as guilt trip to get reviews because his story is brining enough in on its own because he is a stupid son of a…

Wicked wiccan: LILLY!

Lily: *Points wand*

James: *Faints*

Wicked wiccan: Ok now that that’s settled on with the chapter



Daughter of the Moon

Lily with James in tough or rather ear walked into a luscious Common Room. The room was decorated in silvers and yellows of various shades. The décor of the room was mostly of Victorian style furniture of couches, chairs and tables. All of which wood was carved with dazzling scenes the Sun and Moon. The room itself was in an almost perfect square. The portrait hole opened out into the last quarter of the room. To your right you saw two spiral staircases the closest one looked as if were made out of solid gold and at the top where the staircase opened up into a balcony like passage way and on the outside wall of the balcony was a sun. At the other corner was a similar staircase of seemingly pure silver. That like the golden one opened up to a balcony like passage way and on the outside wall was a moon. (bet you didn’t see that one coming hu). Too your left was the start of the living area of the room. With furniture and stocked bookcases all around and at the very end wall right in the middle was a fire place and on either side of the fire place was a portrait. On the left side was Sunny wooded clearing with flowers of all shapes and kinds, and colors. To the right was one similar to the portrait hole was a portrait of a clearing in a forest that was lit under the brilliance of a full moon only this one was missing the creatures and the moon goddess.

Leo, Kagome, Willow, and Cole fallowed and stopped in their tracks at the sheer beauty and luxury of the room. Lily looked back and said “Well come on you four this is your place as much it is ours.”

They walked further in. James started to go toward the left toward the comfy furniture and welcoming fire. Lily gave his ear a sharper tug and hissed out “I don’t think so Mr. if your going to act like a little baby then I’m treating you like one.” Tugging James to the right toward the gold staircase. She tossed him toward the gold staircase and pointed up toward the balcony like passageway and said “Off to bed now Potter” She bellowed and pulled out her wand and pointed it at James.

James stared at the wand and gulped but said shakily “I not some child you can push around and punish Evans.” He said coming out sternly and glairing at her

“Click” went lily’s tongue and she stared at James and said “Can't punish you huh denkou boruto!” as soon as she yelled out the spell, a bolt of lighting shot at James who was on the stairs.

Luckily it didn’t move as fast as normal lighting but still pretty fast James thanks to his seeker training he jumped off the stairs. “Shit” He yelled and he landed on the ground with hands over his head.

“I beg to differ Potter. NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM!” She bellowed not lowering her wand. And putting her other hand on her hip

James got up and brushed off his knees and glared at Lily wile his right hand shacking toward his wand that was resting in his hip pocket on that side. Lily saw this and smirked “Go ahead and reach for your wand Potter I’ve been absolutely dying to try out this neutering spell I picked up.”

Neither of the two, who were too engaged with each others movements, noticed that the one that they knew as Cole who had Kagome and Willow on either side of him and Leo behind them Paled and his knees to shake and he grabbed both Kagome and Willow’s shoulder with each hand his knuckles turning white.

Both Kagome and Willow looked at him in confusion but he was still staring at his would be parents. They looked at each other than at Lily and James and then it struck them ‘Go ahead and reach for your wand Potter I’ve been absolutely dying to try out this neutering spell I picked up.’ They had heard Lily say a few moments ago. They looked back at each other and both of their mouths formed an O. No wonder Harry aka Leo was worried a neutered James meant no baby juice no baby juice equaled no baby Harry no baby Harry equaled the one cutting off the circulation to their shoulders could poof out of existence and oh my wouldn’t that be hard to explain.

“All right Potter you were warned.” Lily said raising her wand for a flick

James eyes got as big as dinner plates and in a blink he was gone up the stairs and in another blink you heard the slam and click of a door and lock.

Lily smirked when she heard the slam and click she finished razing her wand to her lips and blew then said “Piece of cake” and grinned and turned around to face four pairs of staring eyes.

“What?” She asked as if nothing had happened.

“Um, well it’s just were not really use to that sort of hostility.” Said Kagome a little shakily.

“What oh u mean that that was nothing believe me. Leo are you all right you look pale or at least paler then you did and by the way you really need to get in to the sun more often it looks as if you were locked in under the stairs or something when you were younger. Leo Leo hello Lily to Leo comes back to the building what in bloody hell is wrong with you.” Asked Lily concerned

“You just threatened his actual man hood you are cruel.” Gulped Leo

“OH your still not hung up on that are you?” asked Lily looking at Leo’s face which still looked as if he may fall over. “Obviously you are I forget men are usually sensitive to the subject even when it’s not them being threatened.” She muttered rolling her eyes

Kagome and Willow both gave Lily a glare, that all females seemed to be encoded with from birth. (A/N you know what I’m talking about girls I’ve seen u shoot them and you guys out there we’ve been on the receiving end of them to.) The one that practally screamed ‘Your Not Helping Do Something.’ Lily felt a shot of compassion thought ‘Great I’ve known the guy for just under two hours and I almost put him in cardiac arrest and he must think I’m a complete and total bitch when I’m not… ok well to Potter I am, but this guy just looks like Potter he has not even a drop of Potters' arrogance from what I can tell and here I am scaring him to be as pale as Sir Nicholas.’ “If it makes you feel any better to know I was bluffing Leo there is not such thing as a neutering spell well at least not for humans I made it up.” Said Lily than she gave a look up toward James room “But don’t tell him that I still need some ammo on him.”

Leo let a visible sigh and lowered his head he instantly felt relief. “Good just remind me never let me get you pissed off.” He said Lifting his head meeting identical eyes of his own.

They shared a brief moment and then Lily laughed “Smart man and don’t worry just don’t become like Potter and you will be fine now lets go and sit by the fire.”

“Actually I’m kind of tired do you mind if I head to my room.” Yawned Cole

“Sure no problem Cole your room is probably up the gold staircase good night.” said lily nodding toward him.

Cole nodded back “Night guys.”

“Night.” came three replies as Cole’s red head and tall body climbed the golden staircase and a couple minutes later heard the opening and closing of a door.

About an hour had past and now it was 9:00p.m.

“OH my!” Kagome said thought a big yawn “I hate to say it but I’m going to bed and its only nine, but I’m plain wiped out.”

“Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnn! Wow I know what yea mean Kags I’m going to hit the hay to.” Said Willow

“All right have a nice sleep your rooms are up the silver staircase. Night girls.” Said Lily kindly from the comfy plush Victorian style couch she was in reading a book.

“All right.” Said Kagome “Thanks Lily.” Replied Willow. “Night Leo.” They said in unison.

“Night guy’s, sweet dreams.” replied Leo from his plush high backed chair reading a book of his own choosing from the many bookcases.

It was now just Harry or well Leo and his future mother Lily in the common room now and they sat in their respective furniture for about another thirty minutes from reading or just looking at the fire until Leo got uneasy “Um, Lily?”

“Yes Leo.” She said looking up from the book.

“Um, I have a question that’s been bothering me since I met you.” Said Leo tensely.

“Shoot away Leo I’ll answer if I can.” She said now looking at him with concern.

“Well its just ok, well how to phrase this so you wont get mad a hex me... well ok there’s not but, why are you so Bitchy toward James?” He rushed out

“Sigh, of all the questions it’s that one well its simple really he’s an arrogant egotistic prat.” Said Lily hoping that would satisfy Leo.

“No, that’s not it” Said Leo

“Yeah I mean I sense he does have those qualities in him, but they are not as dominate with anyone other than you and he seems to not give it up as easily with you and I can also sense that there is something behind that I can not quite put my finger on.” Said Leo tapping his finger to his chin.

“Dam, just like my mother can’t get by with a lie like this always with the sixth sense its to be expected with her but you, you must pay a lot of attention to people. I don’t suppose you would settle for just that explanation would you?” Asked Lily looking at Leo

“Would You?” Answered Leo

“I swear you are just like my mother Yasha but all right but it’s a long one tricky story so you may want to come over here.” Lily finished patting the other end of the couch then sitting facing it Indian style.

Leo got up and went and sat on the opposite end of the couch kicked of his shoes and took the same position as his mother looking at her resting his back on the high arm of the couch.

Lily pointed her wand and instantly a stand appeared with a tray on top of it were a silver plate of many types of biscuits, (bear with me I’m using British English terminology I think biscuits are the term for American cookies someone correct me If I’m wrong.) still warm and gooey, a silver bowl full of marshmallows and two steaming silver mugs full of hot steamy chocolate and a silver pitcher to refill there mugs.

“Help yourself like I said this is complicated and somewhat lengthy tale and confusing comfort, food will help.” Said lily grabbing a snicker doodle and a mug after plopping some marshmallows into it. They sat in peace until each had finished a cookie.

Lily took one final sip of her chocolate and then just let go of the mug. With his seeker reflexes he went for her mug but stopped about half way when he noticed the mug wasn’t falling. She looked at him and laughed “Obviously you have never had these mugs before they hover at the level they are sat and don’t fall and don’t spill but with those reflexes you could give James a run for his galleon. But now to business” she said “Have you ever heard of a place called Delphi?”

Harry set his mug up at arm level and it levitated just as lily’s as his brows met in deep thought “Yea I remember it from History in Primary School, wasn’t it like a great temple or something, devoted to Apollo.”

“Yes, the story was The Temple of Delphi was once a holy place attended to by women who served the great mother Gaia. Until a great evil swept over the valley and took Delphi for its own. But this is where history and reality split. Where history and legend say that it was Apollo who freed the temple it was actually Artemis that Freed the temple and Gaia was so thankful that she gave the temple to Artemis as a gift.” Said Lily stopping and taking a sip of her chocolate and grabbing a chocolate chip biscuit.

Leo clearly had questions so he took the opportunity to ask them. “Interesting story but what does this have to do with why you hate James so much.” Asked Leo

“Well I told you it was a long and complicated story that and it spans way back so bare with me.” She said looking at him. Taking a bite of her biscuit and swallowed followed by a gulp of chocolate, “Any other question before I continue.”

“Yes, one why is it that history excluded that it was Artemis and not Apollo who freed the temple.” Asked Leo getting another sip of Chocolate

“Ah that’s another part of the story, any other questions.” asked lily

Leo just nodded and grabbed another biscuit.

“All right well like you pointed out the temple was associated with Apollo because for one she never really showed her true form. For another they were twins and even if they were gods they were used to sharing things, another was that they oracles s at the temple were known for seeing into the future and that was associated with Apollo for being the god of the sun he was also the god of music, poetry, watcher of man and seeing the future. The goddess Artemis was believed to be Goddess of the woods, the hunt, the moon, and protector of women. What the mortals didn’t know at the time was that besides being the guardians of the moon and sun and the protectors and guardian of men and women was that Apollo and Artemis shared all the other duties so it was really not a big deal for them.” She said stopping to finish her biscuit.

Leo took this as another sign to ask questions “From what I recall Delphi was mostly inhabited by women. I mean I read there were some priests and other men there but it was mostly women who resided in the temple.” Said Leo still trying to recall he read and heard.

“Yes that’s true and if your thinking that mortal would have put two and two together some did others just disregarded it as the fact that Apollo was basically the Role model for every Playboy and Player out there even today.” She said finishing off her chocolate placed her cup up in the air and poured her some more and popping in some more marshmallows and tipped the pitcher a little toward Leo who nodded and she refilled his mug as well.

“Still interesting story but what dose this have to do with the two of you?” asked Leo getting annoyed that she seemed like she was avoiding the question.

“Keep your robes on pretty boy this story starts with this and works over a couple of thousand years to me and James so patients are a virtue.” She said glairing at him

“Ok, ok sorry it just seems like your avoiding the question.”

“Well in mythology its said that Artemis would remain virtuous for ever however in reality she had intended to do so, but was caught and ensnared by love by this mortal known as Lysander, a Young man around 16 or 17 but back then he was just around the age of marriage. It was said that he had the heart of a warrior but the beauty and grace of an Amazon he was in love with the forest and the inhabitances he befriended nymphs and satyrs and all other creatures of the woods. Instantly she, Artemis fell in love with him and showed herself to him as a beautiful young maiden. Well as you can imagine he was awestruck by her beauty. Days and weeks past and each time she would appear. They would go into the woods for days sometimes and roam the woods he would bring her flowers and bring an animal toward her to pet. The creatures had finally seen though her disguise but kept up the appearance for she was really there mistress and saw the love she had for this man. Well they fell more and more in love with each other and they finally consummated that love.”

Well the next morning Artemis, still in the clearing they fell asleep in, but he was not there. She went from there to another clearing. And there she saw Lysander holding his bow to another man with sword drawn. As she entered the clearing distracting Lysander and the guy quickly stabbed him and went for Artemis in her mortal form, but a great wolf sprang out of the woods. Well Artemis rushed to Lysander’s side and she held him in her lap wile he was dieing she tried to secretly heal the wounds in her mortal form but failed. He said “Don’t Artemis my love my goddess I am lost”

“I’m not Artemis my love I’m your simple lover” She replied stroking her cheek

“But you are my darling I noticed it the first time you held an animal you looked liked a mother holding her child only the Goddess Artemis would have that look and I must say I’m blessed for you to pick a simple mortal like me it is a shame it was so short lived” He said

“But it can I can heal you dear husband.”

“No my love it time for me to pass on that’s the penalty for loving a mortal but Please do one thing for me before I go” he asked desperately

“Anything my love.” She said holding him close “Please let me gaze upon your true form” he said loosing most of his blood she nodded and undid her hinge and her hair of gold became of silver and the mark of a full moon and two crescents adorned her forehead.

“Simply beautiful kiss me my love” Artemis bent down and kissed Lysander as his life faded from existence.” Finished Lily sipping some more of her Chocolate.

Leo was starting to get really into this story it was very interesting still a little ticked off as to what this had to do with his parents and was about to ask...

“Let me guess how does this involve you?” asked lily

Leo nodded

“Well this part involves me because from that one night with Lysander, Artemis conceived a daughter and that daughter who married and so on but that half human, half god girl was my many great grandmother. So I am a direct descended of Artemis.

Fin for now
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Wicked wiccan: OK so rember the list of items I had Lily get so review please.

James: You suck so much u ass.

Lily: So much for the peace and quite!

James: When I get out of here I swear you will be hanging from a flagpole by your underwear.

Wicked wiccan: You know the whole castration threat is still on the table and just because the Jkr wont consider it an option in the real books don’t think I wont in an instant.

James: Ha I woke up right before that happened Lily said it herself there is no such thing.

*Wicked wiccan and Lily look at each other with evil smirks*

Wicked wiccan: There is just one thing you didn’t count on.

James: What is that?

Wicked wiccan: This is my story I can make up anything I want.

James: *Pales than big anime style crying stats wile shaking his head* WAAAAAAAAAI don’t want to become half a man WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Wicked wiccan: Lily!

Lily: *Points wand*

James: *faints*

Lily: goddess I hope if I do have to have children with this pansy they don’t faint as easily as him.

Wicked wiccan: Agreed no remember review please