The Quartet and The Marauders: The new time line.

The Quartet And The Marauder's: The New Time line
Chapter Six: Have You Ever Considered A Psychiatrist.


It has been two years since the baby chaos that took over Harry, Remus, Ron and Sirius had happened. It was now June, and Sirius and Remus were finishing yet another school year. Harry and Ron had completed their training and were fully qualified aurors.

Sirius had discovered back on December first of 1999 that he was in fact pregnant again much to his horror and was due on June the thirtieth. Remus had also discovered he had conceived on the first of March and was due on the first of November.

Dumbledore had arranged for Harry, Remus, Sirius, Ron, James, Lily, Petunia, Peter, Hermione and Ginny, Severus and Bellatrix to have a tower to them selves during the school year, and Potter manor was their home during the summer term and Christmas and New year.

Severus and Bellatrix would head to Snape manor. Harry and Remus along with Sirius and Ron, Hermione and Ginny would be moving into the tower in September. James, Lily, petunia and Peter, Severus and Bellatrix were already living in the tower with the children that still attended Hogwarts, the older children had gotten their own homes in Hogsmead, or were staying at Potter manor.

It was late August 2000 so another year at Hogwarts was merely weeks away, so Potter manor was full of people and lots of voices and wailing toddlers. Plus Sirius had given birth to a son and daughter at nine am on the last day of June after nine hours of labour. Elizabeth Dawn Black was born first with Ron's red hair and features paired with Sirius's dark blue eyes, mouth and nose. Nicholas Dillon Black had been born ten minutes later after his twin sister. He also had Ron's red hair and features with Sirius's dark blue eyes, nose and mouth.

They were the youngest and last of eight children. Both Ron and Sirius had agreed that they were going to take a potion to stop them from conceiving anymore children, as eight was more then enough children as far as they were concerned, they had beat Molly Weasley who only had seven.

The quartet was all twenty three apart from Ginny who was twenty two. Sirius and Remus along with James, Lily and Peter were now thirty nine years old. Petunia had turned forty much to her distaste in mid May.

Landon and Daniel who had both turned fifty eight, in late April and early June had moaned hopelessly that they were getting old. Nyah and Laney had laughed at their husbands, claiming they were very sexy older men. Nyah had turned fifty six in late March and Laney had also turned fifty six in early July.

Hermione had gotten pregnant by Ron, and gave birth six months ago on March twentieth 2000. To Ashley Ronald Granger- Weasley and Caitlyn Claire Granger- Weasley. Both were a spitting image of Hermione with Ron's red hair and blue eyes.

Ginny had also given birth a month ago on July eightieth 2000. To Cara Prudence Potter-Weasley and Ryan Harry Potter- Weasley. Cara was a spitting image of Ginny and had her red hair and Harry's green eyes, while Ryan looked like his father and had his fathers black hair but his mothers chocolate brown eyes. Both Hermione and Ginny had decided the children would have both their father’s last names and their own last names as well.

It was now September the first. Acacia who was now seventeen nearly eighteen was in her seventh year at Hogwarts. The twins Laney and Alex were fifteen and were starting their fifth year. Remus was now thirteen and would be starting his third year. Halle was now eleven and was due to start her first year.

Lily, Petunia, Bellatrix and Narcissa were plotting against their husbands. All four women wanted two more children at the most each. But they did not want to have to be the ones who carried and gave birth to the children this time.

No that was where their husbands came into play. The four women had told their husbands they would like to have one or two more children, but didn't want to get pregnant again.

James, Peter, Severus and Lucius had asked how they planned to have more children if they were unwilling to get pregnant again and carry the child or children to term. All four men had promptly shuddered at the answering foul and evil smiles on their wives faces.

Lily answered their question. "Well, me and the others all went last week and talked to a specialist at st Mungos. And she told us we could go through a procedure where we would have a certain amount of our eggs removed, and have them magically apparated into you men. We know for a fact you are all capable of getting pregnant."

Bellatrix added "We know each of you are capable of carrying a child, seeing as your father Severus was conceived by two men and he passed that gene onto you. And James I've been informed your father was conceived by two men, so naturally you are able to carry a child and give birth.”

She added “And Peter your father was conceived by two men also, passing on the ability to have children to yourself. And lastly you Lucius were indeed conceived by two men weren't you, and are more then able to carry and give birth to a child."

Petunia added "Us woman would still be the biological mothers, seeing as we are providing the eggs. But you four would be the ones to carry and give birth instead of us woman.” Narcissa added “So what do you men think, would you be willing?"

James and Peter had gone green, while Severus and Lucius were eyeing their wives in sheer horror.
They could not have honestly heard their wives correctly. Because if they had, they knew they were in trouble. And their wives had finally gone soft in the head.

James commented "No Lily, I'm sorry but I honestly don't think I can. I'm not like Harry who can give birth to quads, or Ron who has now gave birth to two sets of twins. Or surprisingly both Sirius and Remus who will have also gave birth to two sets twins each by November this year. If you want more children them I'm willing to father them, but most certainly not carry them and give birth to them."

Peter had eyed his wife and the other three women and asked "Have the four of you considered seeing a psychiatrist at st Mungos? Because you must have a mental blockage if your are expecting any of us guys to carry and endure labour, when you women are more then capable of conceiving and carry a child to full term as you have all proved over the years."

Severus hissed "Not in a million bloody years love, you must be joking. Just because my father was conceived by two men and passed the dratted gene onto myself which I in return passed onto our Michael, doesn't mean I'm ready to get in touch with my feminine side, which I seriously doubt I even have."

James and Peter snorted at the sheer look of disdain Severus was shooting his wife. Lucius turned to his wife and told her. “There is no way, and I mean no way at all. that I am going to put up with and endure morning sickness, with weird arsed cravings.”

He added “And above all things I refuse to get fat and squeeze something the size of a melon out of the opening the size of a lemon." Everyone except Lucius cracked up with laughter after he had said the last part. Lucius had looked affronted and claimed he was being realistic, it was no laughing matter what so ever.

The women had continued to pester their husbands for over a month solid and had used both Remus and Sirius as examples seeing as Remus was now mere days from reaching the fifth month of his pregnancy and Sirius had gave birth at the end of last month to Elizabeth and Nicholas.

At the end of the second month of their wives constant whining, all for men caved in and agreed to carry the next Potter's, Pettigrew's, Snape's and Malfoy's. Severus and Lucius only agreed to do so if James and Peter got pregnant first to prove the procedure actually worked.

So in early September and at seven months pregnant Remus found something to laugh about. Considering he was now on maternity leave and would be until September 2001.

Plus James and Peter had gone to st Mungos on the first day of the month and would find out at the beginning of November if the apperation of Lily's and Petunia's eggs had been successfully transferred over to James and Peter, which in return would complete the full circle, making all four members of the Marauder's experienced in the joys and misery that was known as pregnancy and giving birth.

The first of November finally arrived and both Severus and Lucius were all over the place. They knew if the procedure had been a success with both James and Peter, that meant they would have to also take part on the first of October as they had swore in front of everyone they would do it, and had, had the entire agreement and promise put in writing.