Draco's mum's a big skinny b%^%$ch
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Category:
Harry Potter › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
6
Views:
1,657
Reviews:
5
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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Blame Hogwarts
The Slytherins fathers get together and discuss how their Children have turned on them,
[Lucius:]
Times have changed,
our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents they just wan't to fart and curse
[Mr Goyle:] Should we blame the government?
[Mr Crabbe:] Or blame society?
[Slytherins mothers:] Or should
we blame the images in magazines?
[Lucius:]
No,blame Hogwarts, blame Hogwarts
With all thier twinkly little eyes have packed thier heads so full of lies, blame Hogwarts, blame Hogwarts,
we need to form a full assault its Hogwarts fault
[Mr Goyle:]Don't blame me for my son Greg, he saw the darn paper and now hes of to join the order.
[Mr Crabbe:] And my boy Vincent once had the darklords on his shelf but now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself
[Lucius:] Well? Blame Hogwarts, blame Hogwarts, it seems that everythings gone wrong since Hogwarts came along, blame
Hogwarts, blame Hogwarts
[Mr Parkinson]:They're not even purebloods
anyway
[Mr Zabini:] My son could have been a deatheater or a spy, rich and true instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbeque
Crowd: Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire?
Or the mediwitch who allowed
him to expire
[Lucius] Heck no, blame Hogwarts, blame Hogwarts, with all their muggle hollabaloo
[Mr Goyle]: And that bitch Minerva too
[Everyone:] Blame Hogwarts, shame on Hogwarts, for the love we must stuff the
trash we must stash the laughter and fuck must all be undone we must blame them the cause of fuss before
Voldemort thinks of blaming us
A/N thats what you get when I am really bored lol