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Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Draco/Hermione
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
21
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11,314
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32
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Get Your Hands Off Of My Woman, Motherfucker!
Chapter 6
Get Your Hands Off My Woman Mother Fucker
Finally, Hermione thought, class is over. Her plan was to grab Harry and Ron and run, she would deal with Draco later. As soon as Snape said “class over” she grabbed Harry by the hand and drug him through the classroom.
“Come on Ron.” She yelled over the noise. The potion was still affecting her. When is this going to end. When she reached the opening of the dungeon with Ron and Harry she thought she was home free.
“What is going on?” Ron said out of breath from trying to keep up.
“Yes, Hermione what is going on?” Harry yelled.
“I didn’t want you to get into it with him.” She answered
“Well, do you have a thing for him or something? Did you enjoy it?” Harry yelled a little louder. People were starting to stare.
“Would someone like to tell me what is going on?” Ron pleaded.
“No I didn’t enjoy it and no I don’t have a thing for him!” She retorted angrily.
“Enjoy what, have a thing for who?!” Ron screamed
Harry turned to Ron and smiled, “would you like to tell him?” Hermione looked down. Harry told Ron everything that happened in Potions Class. Ron looked around the corridor, he was pissed. Out of the corner of his eye he could see something tall and blonde, and in a split second he was running toward it. Harry and Hermione followed behind.
“You little..”
“No, Ron! Stop!” Hermione screamed trying to catch up with him. Ron leapt on to the 6’ 1’’ muscular blonde.
“What the hell?” Draco said as he flung Ron off of him like a rag doll, “Potter get your boyfriend!!!” Now, he had two of them to fight off.
“Harry! Ron! Please Stop!” Hermione screamed. Ron and Harry backed down. There was all four of them standing silence with an audience.
“Leave her alone from now on.” Harry yelled at Draco
“Or what, Potter, you and your boyfriend going to beat me up. OoooOoooh, I’m really scared!” Draco said laughing. And on that note they were off again, Ron and Harry had Draco pinned on the ground.
“What is going on Potter, Weasley?” The heard a cold voice say. Harry and Ron stood up and turned around to find Professor Snape standing there. Shit, Harry thought.
“50 points from Gryffindor. Potter. Weasley, follow me.” Snape hissed. Everyone stood in silence as they walked a way. As soon as he was sure Snape was out of earshot Draco starting laughing.
“This is your entire fault!” Hermione yelled but running toward her house. The potion was still working she could the laughter all the way in the common room, she stopped hearing it when the portrait closed. What a day!
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Everyone stood there laughing for a few more moments before weeding out to his or her classes and what not. Draco headed back to his common room. Very pleased with himself Draco walked grinning from ear to ear.
::::smack:::
“What the fuck?” He said, looking at the ground. A pillow, he thought, she wants a pillow fight? Now?
“ I wish I had something harder to throw!” She hissed.
“A little angry are we?” He retorted. She gave him the stink eye.
“Didn’t you enjoy our Potions Class, mud. Mud. I think I call you that from now on.” He said smiling.
:::SMACK::
“BITCH!” Draco howled and grabbed his cheek. Hermione had slapped him hard across the face.
“CROTCH PHEASANT!” She screamed. Both her and Draco’s portraits flung open. Without looking back she enter her bedroom. He stood there for a moment before going in to his own bedroom. Bitches, he thought.
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For the next few days they did not speak to or acknowledge each other. Draco’s cheek had finally lost the redness. Hermione had finally ridded herself of a very pissed Pansy.
Harry sat in between her and Draco during Potions Class. Draco sat at one sat of the table and they sat at the other side of they table only talking when absolutely necessary.
“Attention students,” Snape said, “You can gather you things and go now. Don’t forget about your homework. Draco, Granger please stay.” Harry gave Hermione a sympathetic glance before leaving.
“You two are the best students in my class and we are coming up on some really hard potion classes. I know that you two well be fine, so I would like you two to be my teaching assistants. You duties well be to help other classmates, look over papers, etc..” Snape looked at them.
“So, Professor we would have to work closely together.” Hermione said in almost a whisper.
“Yes.” He replied
“Do we have an option?” She asked
“No” He said.
Draco and Hermione leave potions and headed back to their common room in silence.
“Crotch pheasant.” Draco mutter. Both portraits opened. He went in his and Hermione went into hers. There they stayed for the rest of the night.
Get Your Hands Off My Woman Mother Fucker
Finally, Hermione thought, class is over. Her plan was to grab Harry and Ron and run, she would deal with Draco later. As soon as Snape said “class over” she grabbed Harry by the hand and drug him through the classroom.
“Come on Ron.” She yelled over the noise. The potion was still affecting her. When is this going to end. When she reached the opening of the dungeon with Ron and Harry she thought she was home free.
“What is going on?” Ron said out of breath from trying to keep up.
“Yes, Hermione what is going on?” Harry yelled.
“I didn’t want you to get into it with him.” She answered
“Well, do you have a thing for him or something? Did you enjoy it?” Harry yelled a little louder. People were starting to stare.
“Would someone like to tell me what is going on?” Ron pleaded.
“No I didn’t enjoy it and no I don’t have a thing for him!” She retorted angrily.
“Enjoy what, have a thing for who?!” Ron screamed
Harry turned to Ron and smiled, “would you like to tell him?” Hermione looked down. Harry told Ron everything that happened in Potions Class. Ron looked around the corridor, he was pissed. Out of the corner of his eye he could see something tall and blonde, and in a split second he was running toward it. Harry and Hermione followed behind.
“You little..”
“No, Ron! Stop!” Hermione screamed trying to catch up with him. Ron leapt on to the 6’ 1’’ muscular blonde.
“What the hell?” Draco said as he flung Ron off of him like a rag doll, “Potter get your boyfriend!!!” Now, he had two of them to fight off.
“Harry! Ron! Please Stop!” Hermione screamed. Ron and Harry backed down. There was all four of them standing silence with an audience.
“Leave her alone from now on.” Harry yelled at Draco
“Or what, Potter, you and your boyfriend going to beat me up. OoooOoooh, I’m really scared!” Draco said laughing. And on that note they were off again, Ron and Harry had Draco pinned on the ground.
“What is going on Potter, Weasley?” The heard a cold voice say. Harry and Ron stood up and turned around to find Professor Snape standing there. Shit, Harry thought.
“50 points from Gryffindor. Potter. Weasley, follow me.” Snape hissed. Everyone stood in silence as they walked a way. As soon as he was sure Snape was out of earshot Draco starting laughing.
“This is your entire fault!” Hermione yelled but running toward her house. The potion was still working she could the laughter all the way in the common room, she stopped hearing it when the portrait closed. What a day!
*********************************************
Everyone stood there laughing for a few more moments before weeding out to his or her classes and what not. Draco headed back to his common room. Very pleased with himself Draco walked grinning from ear to ear.
::::smack:::
“What the fuck?” He said, looking at the ground. A pillow, he thought, she wants a pillow fight? Now?
“ I wish I had something harder to throw!” She hissed.
“A little angry are we?” He retorted. She gave him the stink eye.
“Didn’t you enjoy our Potions Class, mud. Mud. I think I call you that from now on.” He said smiling.
:::SMACK::
“BITCH!” Draco howled and grabbed his cheek. Hermione had slapped him hard across the face.
“CROTCH PHEASANT!” She screamed. Both her and Draco’s portraits flung open. Without looking back she enter her bedroom. He stood there for a moment before going in to his own bedroom. Bitches, he thought.
********************************************
For the next few days they did not speak to or acknowledge each other. Draco’s cheek had finally lost the redness. Hermione had finally ridded herself of a very pissed Pansy.
Harry sat in between her and Draco during Potions Class. Draco sat at one sat of the table and they sat at the other side of they table only talking when absolutely necessary.
“Attention students,” Snape said, “You can gather you things and go now. Don’t forget about your homework. Draco, Granger please stay.” Harry gave Hermione a sympathetic glance before leaving.
“You two are the best students in my class and we are coming up on some really hard potion classes. I know that you two well be fine, so I would like you two to be my teaching assistants. You duties well be to help other classmates, look over papers, etc..” Snape looked at them.
“So, Professor we would have to work closely together.” Hermione said in almost a whisper.
“Yes.” He replied
“Do we have an option?” She asked
“No” He said.
Draco and Hermione leave potions and headed back to their common room in silence.
“Crotch pheasant.” Draco mutter. Both portraits opened. He went in his and Hermione went into hers. There they stayed for the rest of the night.